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SylvereApLeanan -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/4/2009 5:15:14 PM)

The "hey c*nt, I'm horny so get on your web cam" guy is back with a new screen name.  Some idiots just don't learn.



GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/4/2009 6:21:50 PM)

Lovely, Syl////



Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/4/2009 6:26:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Have you turned him on to Emergency!! yet? 


[sm=hearts.gif][sm=hearts.gif][sm=hearts.gif]

I loved that show!!! Randolph Mantooth was one of my first crushes! (And a very good reason why I became an EMT!)

Rain


Yep... he was my very first crush.  After that, it was only dark haired guys for me. 



ModeratorEleven -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/4/2009 6:50:43 PM)

Folks, please keep in mind that posting received emails is a no-no. 

Thanks,

XI



VampiresLair -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/4/2009 6:56:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

This is a review on a dildo I was looking at online...

"This dildo saved my life. It is a great product and does not conduct electricity."

Lmfao... what the hell?


See, now i have the image of someone using a really ridiculously long dildo to push a live wire out of a puddle and save lives.



GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/4/2009 6:59:04 PM)

LMAO DV!! 



Lynnxz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/4/2009 7:01:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VampiresLair

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

This is a review on a dildo I was looking at online...

"This dildo saved my life. It is a great product and does not conduct electricity."

Lmfao... what the hell?


See, now i have the image of someone using a really ridiculously long dildo to push a live wire out of a puddle and save lives.



Hahahaha!



CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 12:09:08 AM)

A 43 yr old sub female from the UK chastising me, that old "aren't you ashamed", for "flaunting" myself on a "website like this at your kind of age".  She likes to use the word "tart." It only gets more ridiculous from there.

What is really funny, in a snorty-sort of way, is that she states in her profile that she is in an "abusive, violent" relationship with a man half her age.

Poptart, meet breakfast pastry.

Cali



Aszhrae -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 12:25:13 AM)

not wearing a collar that's sacrilege   

from a male's post to me privately 



MadAxeman -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 12:50:26 AM)

Just after dawn. Feeling like getting some air, I become inspired to sweep the snow from the main path and 4 doorways that share it.
The last foot of path that I sweep, about 2 ounces of snow touches the wheel of my neighbour's car and the alarm goes off.
Before I can get back to my own front door, I am abused from out of the bedroom windows from both sides of the street.



Phoenixpower -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 3:20:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven

Folks, please keep in mind that posting received emails is a no-no. 

Thanks,

XI



[&o][&o][&o] *sulk* [&o][&o][&o]



BondageBarbieX -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 4:29:32 AM)

So bitch messaging me and calling me a tart .Blocked her ...



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 5:17:04 AM)

in my yahoo spambox

Be a lazy Google millionaire!



GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 9:47:29 AM)

the 40 yr old GAY man from 'lonodon(sic), Canada that "came accross (my) profile and (my) e-mail adderss from (www.collarme.com) here and after going through it l found you interesting,hope you don't mind."



T1981 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 9:51:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

A 43 yr old sub female from the UK chastising me, that old "aren't you ashamed", for "flaunting" myself on a "website like this at your kind of age".  She likes to use the word "tart." It only gets more ridiculous from there.

What is really funny, in a snorty-sort of way, is that she states in her profile that she is in an "abusive, violent" relationship with a man half her age.

Poptart, meet breakfast pastry.

Cali



Uhhhhh.....wow. Someone who has an account here is blasting you for.....having an account here?

Yeesh.



CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 10:01:11 AM)

I think it might have been the nipple shot on my profile that I was "flaunting", but I'm not sure.  I guess at my age *cough*, I should just keep it all covered up and vanilla.


Cali



GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 10:07:35 AM)

dont you dare!!!!!!!!!!



LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 10:08:56 AM)

I'm 62 & I have a bewbage pic on my profile with a hint of areola showing.  Probably the only reason I don't get chastised for it "at my age" is because I'm outside the parameters of most people's age range search.

*runs off to change age to under 60*

edited to change dhange to change



Aynne88 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 10:11:36 AM)

I had to perv the pic Cali, I had a 27 year old domme cmail me about ten days ago and tell me that I was a member of the old lady droopy bewbage club. WTF?! I cmailed her back that she looked like she was not a genetic female. Bitch. BTW, your picture looks great, screw 'em. 


quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I think it might have been the nipple shot on my profile that I was "flaunting", but I'm not sure.  I guess at my age *cough*, I should just keep it all covered up and vanilla.


Cali




beargonewild -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/5/2009 10:19:05 AM)

Well I got a real doozy one earlier from a submissive female. Of course, each sentence she wrote started with "am" What cracked me up was she wrote "good caring master or God fearing sugar daddy"
I choked on my coffee when I read what's bolded.

me a master..........*snort*
me a God fearing sugar daddy..........*double snort*



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