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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/12/2009 8:24:27 PM

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It was erect and tiny and he even jutted out his hips to make it look bigger.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/12/2009 8:28:53 PM

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at least you didn't have to break out the magnifying glass, or worse, the telescope

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/12/2009 8:36:47 PM

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My eyes rolled in the wee hours of the morning when a friend of mine's hubby wrote to voice his "concerns" about her having a friend who is into BDSM. She has done lots of research on WIITWD, and is amazingly accurate on what it is supposed to be and what it is not supposed to be.

DB also got a copy of his email, from him. When I read it, I thought..."uh-ohhh, I hope DB doesn't do a reply before I can." I talked to Him a little bit ago and He said, "Are you going to write him back?" I said, "Yes, Sir. I thought I would because he seems a bit confused." DB said, "Because you know, baby... Daddy can write a reply back to him really fast, and set him straight." I had to tell Him that I respectfully invoked the never-before-heard-of "Slave's Veto" to His idea of writing the reply. He laughed and asked if I was sure. I said, "Yes, Sir. Once the Slave's Veto has been initiated, there can be no further discussion of the matter. I will write to him, and will be more, um... "diplomatic" than I feel You could be." By that point, He was in hysterics, but agreed with me.

(I wonder if I should try to patent this imaginary "Slave's Veto" thingie?)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/12/2009 8:38:52 PM

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lol true

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/12/2009 8:39:16 PM

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slaves veto,,,,,, hmmmmmmm ;)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/12/2009 11:23:34 PM

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the email from some guy calling me "doll(ink)" and informing me he is single and has no "kiddiees"

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/12/2009 11:36:51 PM

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I have to ask, what is a "doll(ink)," if you do not mind?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/12/2009 11:38:21 PM

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hell if I know................

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/12/2009 11:40:17 PM

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quote:

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hell if I know................

But. . . but. . . but. . . I thought THAT was what you got when you mated an elephant with a rhinoceros.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/12/2009 11:57:45 PM

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*snort*

Hows the heffalump hunt going?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/13/2009 12:01:56 AM

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(Think "King of the Road" by Roger Miller and snap your fingers) Mailers I haven't sent
Candies and peppermints
Almost have a complete set
But I don't have a Heffalump yet
Ah, but if you look into my room
You'll see that I'm quite consumed
Cause I've stacked things up to the ceiling
I collect Winnie the Pooh

18 postcards I've obtained
Envelopes, stickers and picture frames
Posters and figurines too
And bed sheets of Kanga and Roo
I got the whole story leather-bound
An old movie without any sound
And piles of interesting magazines
About Winnie the Pooh

I know every video and every frame
All of the stories and all of the games
All the trivia that's every been found
All of their voices and all of their sounds

I've seen mailers I haven't sent
Candies and peppermints
Almost have a complete set
But I don't have a Heffalump yet
Ah, but if you look into my room
You'll see that I'm quite consumed
Cause I've stacked things up to the ceiling
It's all Winnie the Pooh

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/13/2009 12:03:24 AM

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Brilliant!! LOL

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/13/2009 12:08:28 AM

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"the email from some guy calling me "doll(ink)" and informing me he is single and has no "kiddiees" "

well he sounds like Uncle Arthur from Bewitched, so it would make sense he had no kiddiees, LOL.

But I bet he's got a kid-leather jacket from Sax 5th Avenume...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/13/2009 12:19:04 AM

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quote:

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Brilliant!! LOL

Hee hee hee

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/13/2009 12:35:52 AM

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/Tigger bounces around the room...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/13/2009 1:31:30 AM

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yanno.. a few years ago, my mom gave me a bouncing Tigger for Xmas. He is currently in storage in CA. last year my stepdad sent me a guitar playing dog that plays and sings "do ya love me".

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/13/2009 1:40:01 AM

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(great. I am now symbolically in storage. I may as well begin dating from the Nilla Pool...)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/13/2009 2:06:14 AM

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oh hush..... LOL

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/13/2009 2:53:36 AM

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It makes my eyes roll when people jump on someone without bothering to get the full story....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/13/2009 8:38:50 AM

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Waiting for the trash collectors to empty the can at the curb and, when they get there, stop the truck, compact the goodies in their truck, then drive away... leaving our trash at the curb.

WTF?

[... grumble ...]

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