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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 8:10:56 AM

sappatoti

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Those little packets you get at fast food restaurants always end up all over my shirt as opposed to the hamburger.

Do not buy them, or if you do, then do not open them.

I prefer a more juvenile approach to those pesky packets. Inconspicuously placing them under someone's tires in just the right way will lead to a unique spraying pattern when they get run over. The aftermath is sure to make someone's eyes roll.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 8:11:52 AM

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or put a pinprick in them and watch someone try to squeeze them...

not that I've ever done that, ya unnerstand....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 8:16:06 AM

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No... of course not...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 10:34:00 AM

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or put a pinprick in them and watch someone try to squeeze them...

not that I've ever done that, ya unnerstand....

ooo...i am taking notes

ur..um...taking notes so i can remember never to do this *nods*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 10:51:44 AM

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two words

O JIM!!!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 10:53:31 AM

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*looks up from piercing stoopid ketchup packs*

he's not here, Tams

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 10:56:43 AM

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damnit!!!
where did i put that list of schedules........

ouch ketchup in the eye DOES HURT!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 10:58:09 AM

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ouch ketchup in the eye DOES HURT!

damn...i was hoping to hit both. My aim is off....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 11:01:59 AM

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ketchup doesnt hurt as much as sperm does.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 11:02:16 AM

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shall i try and hold still

(this is gonna take awhile)

and this is how the house gets so trashed, not the LO

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 11:23:52 AM

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ketchup doesnt hurt as much as sperm does.

I'm trying to envision the whole packet loading process.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 12:00:36 PM

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

quote:

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ketchup doesnt hurt as much as sperm does.

I'm trying to envision the whole packet loading process.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 12:13:38 PM

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 12:34:15 PM

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They call those Mayonnaise packets.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 12:35:34 PM

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Sunshine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it to your destination ok?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 12:37:29 PM

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*sorry... didn't realize it was a question. Thought it was an order. Didn't see the old Question Mark (?)...

I sowwwy.

< Message edited by sunshinemiss -- 9/24/2009 12:40:59 PM >

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 12:38:29 PM

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Just asked an innocent question

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 12:48:40 PM

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today's eye rolling moment features...

repetitive messages from some schmuck that's in the city visiting and seeking play. he was impressed with my profile and just "had" to write. i guess the quote made him combust.

porcelaine

< Message edited by porcelaine -- 9/24/2009 12:51:19 PM >

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 1:41:29 PM

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Mine: ingrates and horrible persons.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/24/2009 4:24:16 PM

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When my ex goes mad at me when I told him about my sales on Amazon...instead of being glad that I got some money in he could not help it but to ask if I read those books

Well, as that wasn't the case (as I have at times more uni books then time to actually read them until the essay is due) he then started off his monologe about how much money I would have safed if I would not have bought them in the first place...men...

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