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GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/7/2009 10:57:43 AM)

*snort*

somebody once said it is better to get BAD press than no press!!


ok, so bad press in this case, not a good thing. but FFS, quit whinging, ya twat!




Aylee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/7/2009 11:34:34 AM)

I just finished reading the marble egg thread.  I can honestly say that I have never just been sitting someplace and thought, "gosh, I wonder what would happen if I shoved this up my twat." 




sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/7/2009 11:36:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

I just finished reading the marble egg thread.  I can honestly say that I have never just been sitting someplace and thought, "gosh, I wonder what would happen if I shoved this up my twat." 
you need to get out more




Aylee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/7/2009 11:55:14 AM)

Okay Holly. 

Wait!

I know, I know. . . I will shove the puter mouse up my twat.  It is kind of egg shaped and it has a cord!  First though, maybe I will smear it with egg salad as a lubricant!  It would be a great idea I think.[8|]




purepleasure -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/7/2009 12:04:50 PM)

noo  not egg salad!  chocolate syrup!  *nod nod nod*




sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/7/2009 12:06:05 PM)

ok...you just made me look at my mouse and think about it.....[:D]




Aylee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/7/2009 12:07:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

ok...you just made me look at my mouse and think about it.....[:D]


LOL

I think that perhaps Jim should hide the marble eggs. 




Rainfire -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/9/2009 8:55:47 AM)

[&:]  Looking at housing listings and wondering what the HELL someone was thinking when they decorated or painted that place..... [:'(]




Christinestill -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/10/2009 10:48:43 AM)

that my profile says "not interested in a relationship at the moment", and i've had a few "doms", after several communications, apologize and tell me they misunderstood my profile.

well hell...my profile has one sentence in it right now.  it is very to the point and straight forward...what the hell is there to not understand?  ya know i'm blonde and i even get it....geesh.




fluffypet61 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/10/2009 10:57:57 AM)

Christine, they're hoping that you will change your mind for them.  They think they are perfect for you and you can't live without them.
 
Either that or they can not read English.




purepleasure -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/10/2009 12:00:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Christinestill

that my profile says "not interested in a relationship at the moment", and i've had a few "doms", after several communications, apologize and tell me they misunderstood my profile.

well hell...my profile has one sentence in it right now.  it is very to the point and straight forward...what the hell is there to not understand?  ya know i'm blonde and i even get it....geesh.


translation  : not interested in a relationship right now :

: i'm available for no strings sex and fun... no relationship required :




wandersalone -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/10/2009 6:33:49 PM)

There are dumb people everywhere

I sent a message to someone on the other side asking if he could clarify a part of a message he wrote to me ( he said something about me being unlikely to reply due to my cultural differences or something ..... huh?).

Today I got a reply from him saying he had no wish to continue the discussion as it was obvious I didn't understand what he was talking about.

[:D]

Damn now I will never know what my cultural differences are.  He was an Aussie so it can't be that. And of course he wouldn't be assuming that I was born somewhere else based solely on my photo would he because I mean that would be incredibly ignorant of someone.  Maybe he actually meant gender differences. 






intenze -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/10/2009 6:36:31 PM)

stupid iguana.




KMsAngel -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/10/2009 6:55:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

There are dumb people everywhere

I sent a message to someone on the other side asking if he could clarify a part of a message he wrote to me ( he said something about me being unlikely to reply due to my cultural differences or something ..... huh?).

Today I got a reply from him saying he had no wish to continue the discussion as it was obvious I didn't understand what he was talking about.

[:D]

Damn now I will never know what my cultural differences are.  He was an Aussie so it can't be that. And of course he wouldn't be assuming that I was born somewhere else based solely on my photo would he because I mean that would be incredibly ignorant of someone.  Maybe he actually meant gender differences. 



or maybe he was one of those... whatdya call them? ... phucktards?

i think he meant mental agility differences. he knew he couldn't keep up with you so he was scrambling to find an excuse. he failed. but i don't see how that could equate to any kind of loss on your part, wanders!




WyldHrt -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/10/2009 8:30:29 PM)

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or maybe he was one of those... whatdya call them? ... phucktards?

OMG! The phucktards have banded together and formed their own culture???? [sm=jaw.gif]
The Earth is doomed..... [>:]

[;)]




DiurnalVampire -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/10/2009 8:34:19 PM)

A long email from a sub guy telling me exactly how he has to be controlled and what I have to do to him when I make him mine.

I told him I dont do scripts unless I am on stage.

DV




KMsAngel -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/10/2009 9:16:25 PM)

wyld, they're here, they're there, they're EVERYWHERE!!




LdyyR -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/10/2009 9:57:19 PM)

never mind.  [:(]




HatesParisHilton -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/11/2009 5:15:41 AM)

Poor Rosa!  don't be bashful, pipe up!  [:)]

"Damn now I will never know what my cultural differences are.  He was an Aussie so it can't be that."

Ohhhhh, I am gonna have fun with THIS one for DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

Cultural difference # 1:

you ask him if he likes Bottacelli, he says he avoids pasta that makes him fat (badoomp-boomsh!)

Yes, ladies and gents, Tardomatic comes from Bankstown...

(mioe later.  MUCH more.  Or is that "mire" later?  MUCh more "mire"...?)




wandersalone -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/11/2009 5:42:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

or maybe he was one of those... whatdya call them? ... phucktards?


grins.... oh that must be what he was!!!!!






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