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Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 10:06:54 PM

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Having no homosexual tendencies at all, I find myself strangely horrified and aroused by Eddie Izzard in a dress (of which he does often).

Now above and beyond the fact that I find no one more amusing then Mr. Izzard, I've always thought he looked like an alien... but in a dress? Damn right.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 10:08:55 PM

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I think he's hot :D

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 10:25:32 PM

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He was doing his stand up in nails and make up more than 10 years ago.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 10:47:36 PM

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I would totally do Eddie Izzard. He's smart, sexy and hilarious. And since I'm of the dress wearing crowd, perhaps I could for once get my partner's clothes off without it turning into it's own brand of unintentional hilarity.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 10:52:43 PM

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Don't they say 'marry a transvestite and double your wardrobe?'

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 10:54:39 PM

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quote:

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I would totally do Eddie Izzard. He's smart, sexy and hilarious. And since I'm of the dress wearing crowd, perhaps I could for once get my partner's clothes off without it turning into it's own brand of unintentional hilarity.

I find scissors and a lack of patiences always the best course when dealing with the claspy things on womens clothes. Of course that probably explains why i'm never asked back on a second date... humm..

But back to Mr Izzard, yes, with no shame I would totally do Mr Izzard as well.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 11:09:08 PM

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I find scissors and a lack of patiences always the best course when dealing with the claspy things on womens clothes. Ofcourse that probably explains why i'm never asked back on a second date... humm..

That works! For me, I'm always left laughing and my partner and I spend a few minutes musing as to why the "hopping around with your jeans stuck on one leg" portion of the evening is never covered in movie sex scenes.

And don't even get me started on those L-shaped sheets that magically show a man naked to the waist but hide her tits.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 11:10:44 PM

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Don't they say 'marry a transvestite and double your wardrobe?'

I'd steal his wardrobe in a heartbeat. I adore his shoes...sexy yet apparently comfy enough to bounce around the stage for hours at a time. AND he doesn't fall over! My left leg is shorter than the right leg so I'm very balance-oriented when it comes to shoes.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 11:16:17 PM

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But on the bright side, one leg is also longer than the other.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 11:16:55 PM

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quote:

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I find scissors and a lack of patiences always the best course when dealing with the claspy things on womens clothes. Ofcourse that probably explains why i'm never asked back on a second date... humm..

That works! For me, I'm always left laughing and my partner and I spend a few minutes musing as to why the "hopping around with your jeans stuck on one leg" portion of the evening is never covered in movie sex scenes.

And don't even get me started on those L-shaped sheets that magically show a man naked to the waist but hide her tits.

Don't forget the unhooking of the bra and having the strap snap into your eye, or my personal favorite, thinking you have kicked off your underwear only to find your feet tangled up in them moments later leading to a face first crash into the floor.

Of course in the movies it always is a perfect fit for a pleased partner, never those great "Oh god I missed the target now I broke my dick on your pelvis, but by god i'll grin and bear it," moments.

Sex is always so appallingly awkward, but the giggles and the laughs are the things that make real sex so much better then in the movies... poked out eyes, broken toes, and bruised dicks all.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 11:25:34 PM

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Don't forget the unhooking of the bra and having the strap snap into your eye, or my personal favorite, thinking you have kicked off your underwear only to find your feet tangled up in them moments later leading to a face first crash into the floor.

Of course in the movies it always is a perfect fit for a pleased partner, never those great "Oh god I missed the target now I broke my dick on your pelvis, but by god i'll grin and bear it," moments.

Sex is always so appallingly awkward, but the giggles and the laughs are the things that make real sex so much better then in the movies... poked out eyes, broken toes, and bruised dicks all.

When you come right down to it, sex is possibly the dumbest looking activity in the universe. Naughty bits look silly, clothes get stuck, you get all sweaty and it starts up the air farts, someone falls off the bed, and if you're really good you sound like you're killing your cat.

Ok, thread hijack over but seriously...sex is such a joy and a treasure.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/4/2008 11:30:32 PM

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quote:

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Don't forget the unhooking of the bra and having the strap snap into your eye, or my personal favorite, thinking you have kicked off your underwear only to find your feet tangled up in them moments later leading to a face first crash into the floor.

Of course in the movies it always is a perfect fit for a pleased partner, never those great "Oh god I missed the target now I broke my dick on your pelvis, but by god i'll grin and bear it," moments.

Sex is always so appallingly awkward, but the giggles and the laughs are the things that make real sex so much better then in the movies... poked out eyes, broken toes, and bruised dicks all.

When you come right down to it, sex is possibly the dumbest looking activity in the universe. Naughty bits look silly, clothes get stuck, you get all sweaty and it starts up the air farts, someone falls off the bed, and if you're really good you sound like you're killing your cat.

Ok, thread hijack over but seriously...sex is such a joy and a treasure.

Here I thought I was the only one who managed to fall out of bed all the time... and forget sounding like your killing a cat, when my neighborers have sex it sounds like a Giraffe having a rectal exam.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/5/2008 12:45:11 AM

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AND he doesn't fall over!

Because he'd have to kill himself!

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/5/2008 12:48:36 AM

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AND he doesn't fall over!

Because he'd have to kill himself!

Right! Because when women fall over, it's embarrassing, but if a bloke does...

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/5/2008 4:32:59 AM

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/5/2008 4:37:29 AM

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Sitting here both hankering after Eddie (gorgeous voice too!) and laughing my head off at the hi-jack!

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/5/2008 4:48:28 AM

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A compilation of Eddie

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/5/2008 6:17:09 AM

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Eddie Izzard was the only reason to go see the otherwise lamentable "Igor." Listening to him do his over the top Austrian accent, you just have to smile. Certainly, Eddie's no "male model" beautiful... but that sense of humor, and his self confidence in his kink, makes him amazingly attractive.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/5/2008 4:32:29 PM

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I adore Eddy Izzard. He is very sweet and stylish and charismatic. It would be great fun to go shopping and then get dressed up and hit some clubs with him.

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RE: Eddie Izzard in a dress? - 10/5/2008 5:08:29 PM

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