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Esclava2one -> Everything i need to know..I learned in corporate America (9/19/2008 11:03:25 PM)
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1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. You can't tell which way the train is going by looking at the tracks.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.
4. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
5. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
6. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
7. Everything should be make as simple as possible, but no simpler.
8. Friends may come and go but, enemies accumulate
9. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
10. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.
11. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
12. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
13. No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
14. Anything you can do can get you fired, this includes nothing.
What happens if you are scared half to death twice.
If the left sie the brain controls the right side of the body, then left handed people are the only ones in their right mind.
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