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pnut8377 -> sybian machine (9/19/2008 4:47:23 AM)

Anyone ever use a sybian?



Dnomyar -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 4:49:52 AM)

I am a sybian machine.



windchymes -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 4:53:08 AM)

You wish [:D]



Dnomyar -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 4:56:34 AM)

Hey winchymes put a quarter in my slot and find out. Op those machines are a little expensive. I would think that you would have to be a little hard core to want to own one of them. To me that would be like owning a blow up doll. Do they have male blow up dolls?



BiteGirl -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 5:44:53 AM)

A male blow-up doll? I think that's where they came from!

And I've never used that toy, no.



sub4hire -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 7:25:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

To me that would be like owning a blow up doll. Do they have male blow up dolls?


Yes they have male blow up dolls and actually those dolls sell quicker from my store than female dolls.




bipolarber -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 9:38:39 AM)

Somehow, I think the only result would be that she'd be out of a quarter....[8|]



shyhuzzy -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 12:05:46 PM)

I so agree with Bipolarber.[:)]



bipolarber -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 12:48:10 PM)

Seriously, I have a friend who has one. I've never tried mounting it myself (I like being penetrated, but the personal touch is important to me.) But, watching the women who took a turn on it at one of her parties, I think she is the envy of her local community... $1200 might seem like a lot for a super vibe... but the results couldn't be argued with. As she said, "It's good enough to make you stop dating."

Addiction could be a problem.



Lynnxz -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 1:04:19 PM)

Yes.

It was like sitting on a concrete vibrator.

I did not approve!



bipolarber -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 1:16:34 PM)

Looking at my friends more closely, I found that really, it's just a half chunk of 18" sono tube, rigged to a base, with a variable speed palm sander rigged inside, with a vacu-lock type strap-on base attached to it. If you are reasonably handy, you could probably build one for under $200...



thornhappy -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 1:26:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Hey winchymes put a quarter in my slot and find out.

I'm almost scared to ask where the slot is.  Almost.

so where is it?

thornhappy



windchymes -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 2:16:12 PM)

If I put a quarter in the slot and then pull the handle, do I hit the jackpot?



LookieNoNookie -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 5:07:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pnut8377

Anyone ever use a sybian?


No...but I find myself in a Mobius strip dream...and I can't get out of it.

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!



LookieNoNookie -> RE: sybian machine (9/19/2008 5:09:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sub4hire

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

To me that would be like owning a blow up doll. Do they have male blow up dolls?


Yes they have male blow up dolls and actually those dolls sell quicker from my store than female dolls.


NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm in SNOHOMISH DAMMMMMMMITTTTT!!!!!



subboi3382 -> RE: sybian machine (9/20/2008 2:47:46 AM)

i've tried it, it was ok, kind of a disappointment though



PrincessJ77 -> RE: sybian machine (9/20/2008 4:39:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Hey winchymes put a quarter in my slot and find out. Op those machines are a little expensive. I would think that you would have to be a little hard core to want to own one of them. To me that would be like owning a blow up doll. Do they have male blow up dolls?

I'm out of quarters.  Can I just swipe my debit card?



windchymes -> RE: sybian machine (9/20/2008 7:10:08 AM)

Ewww.  Remind me not to let you pay the dinner tab. [;)]



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