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lazarus1983 -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 2:28:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

I don't put "no men" in my profile, because I assume the word "STRAIGHT" under sexual preference would be self-explanatory.  But I do get the occassional suggestive email from a guy.  It doesn't bother me; it's not that hard to say no thank you.  But I find it odd that 95% of those emails are from men listing themselves as straight.  I've only had to put two males on ignore when they persisted with moronic comments or disgusting photos.  What's funny about the guys that send photos is they are almost always fat, hairy guys in their fifties.  If I were gay or bi, I like to think I could do better than that.  [:D]



Straight guys sending messages to you? Haha, now that's funny. I wonder what could compel them to do that...*gets lost looking in your eyes as "Dream Weaver" starts playing out of nowhere*




E2Sweet -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 2:33:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aneirin
Yep, there are an awful lot of men out there who will not admit to their feelings...


Yes indeed, I also get messages like that from straight males (usually switches, sometimes dominants), and the exact same thought crosses my mind each time I do... [:)]




corysub -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 3:10:49 PM)

If a profile says "no men" I just respectfully move on. How can anyone figure out who anyone is str8, gay, lesbian, animal, vegetable or mineral from an online profile?   I have a hard limit, for example, no sheep. Otherwise, I enjoy making new friends and as long as they are not a cadaver, are clean D&D free, and not on leave from a padded cell, I would meet and have cup of coffee and talk.  I don't care what the gender or sexual preference.  You miss out meeting some really great people if you have too many filters.




xXLithiumXx -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 4:00:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bipolarber

I once changed my profile to "no women, or men"... but then these gray guys with huge black eyes started showing up, and all they wanted was anal... (not that I minded.)



LOL. Thats great.




xXLithiumXx -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 4:04:16 PM)

I think the line in Dogma that is funny, is when they are in the abortion clinic and the main char, I cant think of her name at the momeny is talking to Garafalo, and she says something about not wanting a man, not wanting a woman, and she is told she needs to go to God and ask for a third option...





OneMoreWaste -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 4:39:36 PM)

Funny, just last night I happened across a profile that made me laugh, because she actually stated (paraphrase) "I am bisexual, which means I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR WOMEN". I had to check to see if it was you [:D]

I wonder just how many of the "female" profiles on here are men who just got tired of being blocked by 75% the other "women" on here. Antisocial bunch.




MissIsis -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 4:49:34 PM)

It wasn't me.  I am really not looking for anyone right now, but if I was looking, I kind of like the equipment you guys come with. 




slaveboyforyou -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 7:10:02 PM)

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Straight guys sending messages to you? Haha, now that's funny. I wonder what could compel them to do that...*gets lost looking in your eyes as "Dream Weaver" starts playing out of nowhere*


LOL.  So that's why you wear that mask?  Mysterious, yet alluring.  [:D]




DarkSteven -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 7:24:11 PM)

When I was actively trolling for women, maybe 50% of the emails I sent out to women were to women that were unavailable for one reason or another, but whose profile I liked.  I made it clear that I was contacting them not for any romantic purpose, but to just say hello.  All replies were polite.  Now that I'm taken, 100% of the CMs I send out are platonic in nature.

In my experience, women are happy to chat with someone if the pressure's not there.




DomDolf -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 7:32:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

It must be the Stetson.


Damn, I was beginning to wonder. I bet if we compared those that contact us we can spot the ones with a Stetson fetish. If any of the guys that like guys are lurking take note, buy a Stetson. lol

Dolf




sunshinemiss -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 7:42:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Hey, if you have a photo on your profile and are reasonably attractive people will bombard you regardless of gender, orientation or preferences.




OFF TOPIC

Does this mean I'm Coyote Ugly?  Sigh.
sunshine

OK... back to the regularly scheduled no men...




DesFIP -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 8:35:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

What's funny about the guys that send photos is they are almost always fat, hairy guys in their fifties.  If I were gay or bi, I like to think I could do better than that.  [:D]


Some of us fat 50 year old types think there isn't anything better than a fat, hairy man in his 50's. Just saying. [:D]




Briena -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/8/2008 11:30:50 PM)

I have a really really mean profile, directed to, well, anyone who thinks I want a relationship...  I still get emails all the time.  I even clarify what I mean when I say "If you have a dick I dont want it" just to make sure that everyone gets it...  But they dont.  I mean, finding male friends on here is just as awesome as finding female friends.  The key word is FRIENDS.  I also get emails telling me that I have attitude issues and anger issues a lot as well.  Then I not so nicely tell them to fuck off, while explaining that I wouldnt have to be such a bitch if stupid people would learn how to read.  But NOOOO instead the stupid people insist on sending me emails about how awesome they would be if they were with me, and how much I need them in my life....  I always love those angry emails, as if I have broken their souls or something by their reading my profile.  They get so angry when you reply back to their un-needed rude email with an even worse email telling them how pathetic they are for sending it to you in the first place.  If you want to talk shit to me, dont get butt hurt when my response back to you kicks you in the ass so hard your fucking head explodes.  Im just sayin...  :P   




Satyr6406 -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/9/2008 12:32:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval
Hey, if you have a photo on your profile and are reasonably attractive people will bombard you regardless of gender, orientation or preferences.


Photo on profile? Check! Reasonably attractive? THAT explains a lot! LOL!




L8bloomer -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/9/2008 12:45:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Satyr6406

Photo on profile? Check! Reasonably attractive? THAT explains a lot! LOL!


I hope you won't take offense to this, but I would venture it may have more to do with your being a smoker, 'cause I don't think it's a case of what you look like.




Vendaval -> RE: If her profile says "no men" (9/9/2008 1:43:53 AM)

Add bonus points if you are female and wearing something shiny and black like latex or vinyl.

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ORIGINAL: Satyr6406

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval
Hey, if you have a photo on your profile and are reasonably attractive people will bombard you regardless of gender, orientation or preferences.


Photo on profile? Check! Reasonably attractive? THAT explains a lot! LOL!




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