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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 6:49:57 PM

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Religion's become a testy subject again though

. I blame the election.

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 6:55:03 PM

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Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No." Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin' you better run"
Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?"
God says, "Out on Highway 61."

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 6:58:39 PM

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Thank you. And delivered with such poetic sensitivity :-) .

Ever thought of attending political conventions? They need people like you

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:07:14 PM

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10For yet a little while, and the wicked shall not be: yea, thou shalt diligently consider his place, and it shall not be.
11But the meek shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace.
12The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:09:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Lol...my all time favorite fool of a televangelist was Reverend Ike.

"God wants you to be rich! Now send me your money!"

Yay, another Rev Ike reference. This must be some sort of record.

Send me a dirty $20 and I will send you a blessed $1 a prayer and I cant remember was it a crystal of hope, or a vial of holy water...

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:10:44 PM

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"Son of a Preacher Man"

(john hurley / ronnie wilkins)

"Billy-ray was a preachers son
And when his daddy would visit hed come along
When they gathered round and started talkin
Thats when billy would take me walkin
A-through the back yard wed go walkin
Then hed look into my eyes
Lord knows to my surprise

The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes he was, he was, mmm, yes he was

Being good isnt always easy
No matter how hard I try
When he started sweet-talkin to me
Hed come and tell me everything is all right
Hed kiss and tell me everything is all right
Can I get away again tonight?"

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:14:04 PM

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A long time ago. I sent Ike, Jimmy Swaggert, Jim AND Tammy Faye and Ernest Angly $10.00 each.

Over the next three years, they had to have spent twice that in printing alone. I think I scared my mail man..:)

But I felt like a WINNER!!

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:14:46 PM

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12The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.

God

You went to his concert, didn't you. And you didn't even get us his autograph

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:17:36 PM

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hmm that's EXACTLY what Muslim Extremists say. Coincidence?
I don't think so. These wack job murdering extremists should be sent to an island(Antartica? lol) and leave us normal people alone.

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:17:46 PM

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Whoa dude! You remember Reverend Ike?

The SF Bay Area was full of various groups in the 60's and 70's. The Hare Krishnas, the Moonies, the Patty Heart kidnapping, etc.

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:19:08 PM

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On My death bed, I will receive total conciseness, so I got that goin' for me

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:21:21 PM

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And the LORD God said unto the serpent, ...
And I will put enmity
between thee and the woman,
and between thy seed and her seed;
....

Unto the woman he said,
I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception;
in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:23:01 PM

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In my experience, the child was ok...

it was the woman who was the problem.

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:25:55 PM

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Verily, saith the LORD: Build ye unto my glory a line of pipe in the land of the Alaskans, that natural gas may run down like waters and rebate checks like a mighty stream. For this is my will, revealed unto Sarah, who is of the house and lineage of Palin in the city of Wasilla.

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:27:10 PM

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Nah, Antartica is far too fragile of an environment to let loose a bunch of angry people armed with modern weapons. I prefer a ruined industrial sector like in Escape from New York. Snake Plisskin can come and save us then.

"Bob Hauk: You going to kill me, Snake?
Snake Plissken: Not now, I'm too tired.
[pause]
Snake Plissken: Maybe later. "

www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/quotes

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:28:54 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0drwfnGlF_E

Still a favorite of mine this year.

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:32:31 PM

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You'd think that if God had decreed that she build a pipeline for natural gas, he could have at least supplied some specs, the way he did with the ark. It would have saved the people of Alaska tons of money in bidding for the engineering plans, the enviromental impact study, the amount of graft being paid to construction crews, the safety inspections. lobbying for the federal funds to underwrite the project...

Trouble is, you go before congress, and you tell them, "God has decreed this pipline be built."
"Oh, really?" says congress, looking around to make sure there are no sharp objects lying around.
"Really," you say, "Here are the plans."
At which point, you pull out the stone tablets, with glowing letters, written by God's own mighty hand, his power eminating from every line as you see the perfection in every weld, and the devine in each pumping booster station... and lay the devie relics before them.
"Did you get three bids on this, as per federal regulations?" They ask.

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:34:58 PM

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As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.
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I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator.
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I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker.
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It is always more difficult to fight against faith than against knowledge.
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Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election.
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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:35:45 PM

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"Did you get three bids on this, as per federal regulations?" They ask.

Indeed we did. One from the Father, one from the Son, and one from the Holy Ghost.

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RE: Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' - 9/4/2008 7:40:22 PM

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And the LORD God said unto the serpent, ...
And I will put enmity
between thee and the woman,
and between thy seed and her seed;
....

Unto the woman he said,
I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception;
in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;

Its fun, seeing what you can find in the bible. That book's got some crazy stuff, I tell ya...
15:16 And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. 15:17 And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even. 15:18 The woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even. 15:19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

(15:19-30, 33)
God's law for menstruating women
They are unclean and sinful. Anthing that they touch is unclean. Anyone who touches anything that they touch is unclean. Stay completely away from them. (And for God's sake, don't even think about having sex with them!)
What the Bible says about Menstruation 15:20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

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