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seekingslavery29 -> fun food question (9/1/2008 1:34:50 PM)
Greetings everyone! I just recently came back from a camping trip, and thought up a fun camp smores recipe for slaves. The ingredients are the same, but instead of toasting marshmallows, my Mistress places them in her butt crack for an extended amount of time - until they are warm and toasted. She then puts the marshmallow on the graham cracker, chews up some chocolate and spits out the liquid chocolate on top. Add the second graham cracker....and there you have it. Does anyone else have any creative food ideas for slave consumption?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 1:37:05 PM)
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softpjOS -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 1:39:20 PM)
sorry but that's just gross [:'(]

darchChylde -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 1:46:51 PM)
Ummm... Ewww. Oh yeah, get out and get a life. Now I must do unpleasant things to get that image out of my head, I'll not forgive you for this offense.

slaveluci -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 2:02:54 PM)
I could see the marshmallows getting "warm" in her crack but, man, if they're comin' out of there "toasted," she might wanna get that checked[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/flameout.gif[/image] luci

Venatrix -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 2:27:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slaveluci I could see the marshmallows getting "warm" in her crack but, man, if they're comin' out of there "toasted," she might wanna get that checked[sm=flameout.gif] luci Obviously, she's cooking with gas. Edited for sex change.

UmbraDomina -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 2:32:24 PM)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........

Kalista07 -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 2:47:11 PM)
Can not even begin to comment appropriately on this thread due to the grossness of it.

windchymes -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 2:52:23 PM)
I think you should put graham crackers into your asscrack and then squeeze real hard.

UberDominant -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 2:54:20 PM)
And you are positive the chocolate didn't spontaneously appear out of the ass crack as well?

tsatske -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 2:54:25 PM)
Yes, but sometimes, trolls make me think things other people wouldn't, so much - cause of, as trolls, they deserve it more.... So I am imagining the trolly mistress sticking a marshmellow up her butt. No matter how much fun she might think it is to gross out the slave - I mean, she is going to have marshmellow in her butt! Yes, LONG after she attempts to remove it! After she makes trolly slave try to get it out by tossing her salad (with marshmellow salad dressing!) After she washes, scrubs, use soap, sanitizer, a scubby - trust me, that marshmellow is going to still be there! Mistress torture! How often do you get to do that!!?? and while your at it, why not melt the choc by sticking it up her snapper? Then she can have a raging yeast infection to go with the marshmellow butt! Ooo, this is gonna me FUN!

beargonewild -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 2:55:00 PM)
I think I'd rather have my Sir make s'mores the normal way and hand them to me.

tsatske -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 2:58:09 PM)
Bear, you are NO FUN! I mean, granted, since you want a Master instead of a Mistress, you can't do the whole choc. yeast infected snapper thing, which is bound to be half the fun, .... but still..... when was the last time you got to torture a Master like this? really?

NuevaVida -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 4:16:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slaveluci I could see the marshmallows getting "warm" in her crack but, man, if they're comin' out of there "toasted," she might wanna get that checked[sm=flameout.gif] luci [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] (Your fire guy icon did it for me, LOL)

beargonewild -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 4:27:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tsatske Bear, you are NO FUN! I mean, granted, since you want a Master instead of a Mistress, you can't do the whole choc. yeast infected snapper thing, which is bound to be half the fun, .... but still..... when was the last time you got to torture a Master like this? really? LOL My whole point was having my Master serve me the s'mores. Though I would quite enjoy sitting back and watch these shenanigans!

marieToo -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 4:34:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seekingslavery29 Greetings everyone! I just recently came back from a camping trip, and thought up a fun camp smores recipe for slaves. The ingredients are the same, but instead of toasting marshmallows, my Mistress places them in her butt crack for an extended amount of time - until they are warm and toasted. She then puts the marshmallow on the graham cracker, chews up some chocolate and spits out the liquid chocolate on top. Add the second graham cracker....and there you have it. Does anyone else have any creative food ideas for slave consumption? Shit on a shingle, perhaps?

girlivy -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 5:10:16 PM)
could always wait until a few hours after your Mistress consumed the said treat ... then had a feast..... if your into that of course... I usuially pass on desert....

stella41b -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 5:13:57 PM)
You're not celebrity chefs by any chance are you?

CarrieO -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 5:17:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo quote: ORIGINAL: seekingslavery29 Greetings everyone! I just recently came back from a camping trip, and thought up a fun camp smores recipe for slaves. The ingredients are the same, but instead of toasting marshmallows, my Mistress places them in her butt crack for an extended amount of time - until they are warm and toasted. She then puts the marshmallow on the graham cracker, chews up some chocolate and spits out the liquid chocolate on top. Add the second graham cracker....and there you have it. Does anyone else have any creative food ideas for slave consumption? Shit on a shingle, perhaps? LOL....not the recipe my granny taught me! This is like a bad "Iron Chef" episode.

marieToo -> RE: fun food question (9/1/2008 5:50:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CarrieO This is like a bad "Iron Chef" episode. Hahahaha....wonder who the brave judges are going to be.

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