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Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 11:30:21 AM

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Have you ever noticed there's always someone that can without even trying? I've been having a delightful few weeks, new relationship, the guy who broke in my pub being arrested and the promise of an £80,000 refurb on my pub.
However over the last few days i've come into contact with noone other than people who are determined to piss me off. Oops sorry not strictly true, i had a lovely convo in msn with softness and the dark yesterday.
Moving on though here is my list of people that piss me off..............
*people who pretend they are something they are not.
*people who think they know everything
*people who say something then change it and then twist it all to make out they either never said it or you are the one in the wrong for pointing out there bullshit.
*people who answer questions with questions to avoid having to deal with their own bullshit.
I'm sure there is more but im beginning to feel whiney now and i'm not i'm plain pissed off.
In fact i'm so pissed off i'm going to get dressed and go sing angry karaoke songs in my pub and annoy all my customers.

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 11:39:56 AM

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Miss....Just tune out the nay-sayers and idjits......sounds like you have alot of good in your life going on, don't let them mess with your head or your cheerios! The best revenge is living well.....or something like that!

Now, if you want someone to sing karoake and annoy your customers......that's right up my alley!!!!! 'Course, I have to cross a pond and stuff....or you can hook me up in the pub...I have a microphone and everything on this contraption.....lemme at 'em!

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 11:53:56 AM

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyy Godddddddddddddddd...two angry women singing karaoke, one of them on dental drugs.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 11:57:24 AM

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Missturbation, you say "Please don't piss in my cheerios!" like it's a bad thinggggggggggggggggg!! Peepee is a gooooood thing! **nods**

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 12:01:06 PM

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Moving on though here is my list of people that piss me off..............

people who say...damn your hot looking....but i wouldnt wanna date you..

grrrr

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 12:08:10 PM

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I don't just PRETEND to know everything...LOL. I know what you mean. Listen, there are a lot of people here that have a huge respect for you and want to bring you nothing but sunshine and rainbows. I'll bring you sweet cream for your Cheerios if it will only make you smile. : )

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 12:11:18 PM

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First irreverent thought: Change cereal brands if you're having so much trouble. May I suggest soe Lucky Charms?

As for the karaoke, are you sure it's really going to be torturing them?

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 12:12:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: Shadow-tiger

First irreverent thought: Change cereal brands if you're having so much trouble. May I suggest soe Lucky Charms?

As for the karaoke, are you sure it's really going to be torturing them?

Trust me, Shadow...as one who has made the mistake of venturing into a bar on a night of Karaoke...it really CAN be torture for the most part.

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 12:28:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyy Godddddddddddddddd...two angry women singing karaoke, one of them on dental drugs.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, CD...ya never know....the dental drugs may actually HELP my caterwauling....er, singing!

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 12:28:40 PM

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doubt it

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 12:29:49 PM

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did someone say karaoke?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCP2YV6Jge0

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 12:29:51 PM

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~touches finger to nose~ BINGO!!!

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 12:32:33 PM

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~touches finger to nose~ BINGO!!!

ahhh...the afternoon activity at the old folks home....

OK all...CD has a BINGO.....he wins...*drum roll*....ooo a new denture cup!!!!!!!

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 12:53:47 PM

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Why not? Might like piss in your cheerios.

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 1:04:07 PM

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Your list of folks that piss you off sound an awful lot OUR politicians (yours to probably),

As to singing, I don't know how bad YOURS is but the last time I attempted it my dog growled and looked at me like she was ready to rip my throat out.

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 2:26:04 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation
Moving on though here is my list of people that piss me off..............
*people who pretend they are something they are not.

I can't believe I put off someone’s brain surgery to read this thread.

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*people who think they know everything

It's a fact most people can break out of a toilet from inside and there is no reason for toilets to have a lock on the outside.

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*people who say something then change it and then twist it all to make out they either never said it or you are the one in the wrong
for pointing out there bullshit.

You know when you said someone could break out of your toilet well I think you're wrong because that door is quite thick.

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*people who answer questions with questions to avoid having to deal with their own bullshit.

Have you ever considered the importance of questions being asked and that you might be reflecting answers upon the subject matter in hand i.e. sujecational informatudism?

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/29/2008 8:28:31 PM

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lmao - not apologizing for pissing on your cheerios

have a good weekend

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/31/2008 4:23:18 PM

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Wow the ego has landed.
Did i say you had?

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/31/2008 4:39:10 PM

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Miss,
i'm sorry people are being stupid jack ass mother fuckers!!! Bastards!!

Although, CD, i must tell You i sing Karaoke very well..

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RE: Please don't piss in my cheerios! - 8/31/2008 5:18:05 PM

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Must work in place of milk - because pee seems to end up in the cereal bowl quite frequently - hehehe

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