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RE: Hold that pee - 11/27/2005 7:22:11 PM

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Men are closer to the surface, and don't have vagianal muscle to help do the duty, and have this system (the fulcrum is the prostate, a 3 way valve) with serious design issues.

He(or she) who has ears, let them hear.

Gray's Anatomically,
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RE: Hold that pee - 11/27/2005 7:24:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Men are closer to the surface, and don't have vagianal muscle to help do the duty, and have this system (the fulcrum is the prostate, a 3 way valve) with serious design issues.

He(or she) who has ears, let them hear.

Gray's Anatomically,
Ron

The whole design issue is one of the larger bone I have to pick with the "Intelligent Design" crew.

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RE: Hold that pee - 11/27/2005 7:29:26 PM

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you and I have agreement. I been doing my duty in that venue, and its ilk..................

LOL,
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consideration for a new tag.....

Dicks don't kill people, prostates do............

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RE: Hold that pee - 11/27/2005 7:40:35 PM

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Not to be contrary, slavejali .. but the prep for a transabdominal ultraound is to drink 4 glasses of water < 24 oz > not 2 liters of fluid.
2 liters is approx. 130 oz

2 litres is about 68 oz
4 cups is 32oz

hey wait where are you from? hehe..i dunno why the heck everyone has different measuring systems..my conversions were to US from australian metric

and i probably did exagerate the amount...a little...but it was a long time ago for me..and it felt like that much~ *grin*

I was told to drink 64 oz, and it wasn't too long ago. But then again, the ultrasound was to check out my bladder, so it might be different.

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RE: Hold that pee - 11/28/2005 6:29:45 AM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

you and I have agreement. I been doing my duty in that venue, and its ilk..................

LOL,
Ron
consideration for a new tag.....
Dicks don't kill people, prostates do............

Hmmmm well Yep! Yep!

Some years ago some idiot chappie was arrested for an armed hold up when I was living in Perth, Western Australia. Before the Boys in Blue could cuff him he whipped out his dick and threatened to piss on one offices claimiming he was HIV Positive. He was ermmm suitably subdued after pissing on the Copper's size 11 boots and was subsequently was charged with attempted murder once it was established that he (the perp) was indeed HIV Positive.... Yep so me old mate, Dicks can infact kill people.. Good choice of tag line.

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RE: Hold that pee - 11/28/2005 7:55:12 AM

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Hmmmm well Yep! Yep!

Some years ago some idiot chappie was arrested for an armed hold up when I was living in Perth, Western Australia. Before the Boys in Blue could cuff him he whipped out his dick and threatened to piss on one offices claimiming he was HIV Positive. He was ermmm suitably subdued after pissing on the Copper's size 11 boots and was subsequently was charged with attempted murder once it was established that he (the perp) was indeed HIV Positive.... Yep so me old mate, Dicks can infact kill people.. Good choice of tag line.

IronBear

If Nelson Rockefeller were still alive, he could attest to the fact that pussies can kill as well, LMAO.

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RE: Hold that pee - 11/28/2005 8:54:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Men are closer to the surface, and don't have vagianal muscle to help do the duty, and have this system (the fulcrum is the prostate, a 3 way valve) with serious design issues.

He(or she) who has ears, let them hear.

Gray's Anatomically,
Ron

The whole design issue is one of the larger bone I have to pick with the "Intelligent Design" crew.

Oh come on now, guys. You all know how proud you are to be able to write your name in the snow!

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RE: Hold that pee - 11/28/2005 10:15:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: candystripper

If Nelson Rockefeller were still alive, he could attest to the fact that pussies can kill as well, LMAO.

candystripper

Hell yes! I'm sure many Paramedics and ER folk can attest to people literally being bonked to death with the enthusiactic male suffering a coronary...... Dont blame the heart, blame the pussy!

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The whole design issue is one of the larger bone I have to pick with the "Intelligent Design" crew.

Oh come on now, guys. You all know how proud you are to be able to write your name in the snow!

chymes

Agreed! But we need to improve the design to add an automated aim/fire function when near toilets and urinals (this reduces the splashing of feet or missing when pissed), a trickle or full blast control (for those who need to finish fast or want to linger and enjoy the sensation) and a spray control so after writing one's name in the snow, you can do decorative marking around it (Also good for putting out fires in emergencies or when pissed too).

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RE: Hold that pee - 11/29/2005 6:00:35 PM

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hi ..i don't think a Dom can have too much control

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RE: Hold that pee - 11/29/2005 8:04:47 PM

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I think it sounds fun. My Sir and I have talked about having me bound and him tickling me until I pee. Making me to hold it until I beg him. He is evil.

... can you get back to us after he does? I am dying to know how it felt.

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RE: Hold that pee - 11/29/2005 8:10:22 PM

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I am quite sure, that when the two forces congeal, she will not be able to utter a phrase understandable in english; other than perhaps.......AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

He who has ears, let them hear.

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