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The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 1:41:15 PM

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being female I know what an orgasm feels like for me but what i wanna know is....what does a Male Orgasm feel like???

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 2:18:24 PM

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Finally! A topic I know something about. But is it possible to discuss intelligently?

It's a very finite thing with a beginning, middle and end.

The beginning is the euphoric explosion following the buildup of incredible and unsubstainable anticipation and pressure for release. It feels like a cross between your stomach flip-flopping on a roller coster and particularly pleasurable sneeze.

The middle is a series of joyful spasms. They feel a little like a good stretch but are rapid and uncontrollable.

The end is a rapid fade into serene relaxation combined with a warm and overwhelming sense of well-being.

From the beginning of the start to the beginning of the end is 5-10 seconds. The afterglow can last quite longer if nurtured properly..

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 2:20:12 PM

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thanks :) I've always wanted to know.

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 2:38:58 PM

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quote:

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Finally! A topic I know something about. But is it possible to discuss intelligently?

It's a very finite thing with a beginning, middle and end.

The beginning is the euphoric explosion following the buildup of incredible and unsubstainable anticipation and pressure for release. It feels like a cross between your stomach flip-flopping on a roller coster and particularly pleasurable sneeze.

The middle is a series of joyful spasms. They feel a little like a good stretch but are rapid and uncontrollable.

The end is a rapid fade into serene relaxation combined with a warm and overwhelming sense of well-being.

From the beginning of the start to the beginning of the end is 5-10 seconds. The afterglow can last quite longer if nurtured properly..

Am I a boy?

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 2:50:48 PM

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Am I a boy?

Is this a trick question? I'm really bad a those.

Do you leave the toilet seat up?

Does my description resonate?

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 2:52:57 PM

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You'd have to ask me while it's happening, because I can't really recall it. It's like recalling a pleasant emotion while you aren't experiencing it. It just feels good, and you get uncontrollably jerky, then you get tired. If it didn't feel good, we'd take medicine to stop it, LOL.

Oh, I forgot, It is sorta like meditating and you get sorta buzzy good all is alright feeling, at least I used to when I meditated. But meditating would actually give me a hard-on half the time. I don't know why. But it's more focused, and fleeting. If I could have sex while meditating, I think I'd probably die and not care. Actually, I know it, because when meditating, I wouldn't care, in a good way.

It feels better for me anyway, if I don't orgasm for a couple of days between. I don't know why but that's how it is. The nearer the interval the less pleasurable.

Orgasm though are over rated overall, actually, in my head. They are like a nice piece of candy, when other pleasures, are more like a juicy stake. The candy in the short run is way more satisfying, but who wants a plate of candy. A snickers every other day taste excellent, one 3 times a day gets blahhh. A piece here, and there and I'm happy. I could eat steak all day though(literal steak not tube steak you perverts).

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 2:53:26 PM

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Well, yeah. You left out the gutteral screaming part, but other than that...

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 2:56:31 PM

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They forgot the part where the whole body is one massive tingling sensation and it feels like you want to jump out of your skin! And yes, some of us men do scream or more like a half scream, half guttural moan.

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 3:01:43 PM

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~does a primal scream with the bearlicious!

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 3:12:25 PM

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I can relate to the gutteral moaning part. Though I am sure my toes curl.

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 4:00:33 PM

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Stage 1: (coming off the sustained pleasure of the plateu phase of arousal) A sudden surge, which seems to be your muscles tensing all over.

Stage two: a building pressure, both in your head and in your crotch, Try squat pressing a couple hundred pounds until you start to feel faint.

Stage three: Release, which is a little like "blanking out" from blood pressure rush. At the same time, all the muscular tension is let off, like rubber bands suddenly relaxing.

Stage four: rapid fall off, and a mellow sort of sleepiness...

Stage five: ZZZZZZZ

(stages four and five can be shaken off, IF you want to go again... refractory period varies with age and physical condition)

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/22/2008 4:08:35 PM

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The Italians call it the "little death"; a time when you don't know if you are breathing or not, when the whole world seems to dissolve around you and all you can think about is the pleasure, helpless to do anything but enjoy.

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/23/2008 7:36:10 AM

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The right sort of gutteral moan will send me over the edge:) gotta love gutteral moans
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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/23/2008 9:23:45 AM

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Deliscious tingling in my manly bits, followed by equally deliscious tension throuhout my body then the volcanic eruption and earth moving body-gasm/shuddring accompanied by animal growling and an attack of Tourette's. But, compared to the variety, intensity and number of female orgasms... meh.

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/23/2008 11:46:53 AM

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This is Darcy

Being of a certain age where everything has a Star Wars analogy, this is what happens for me.....

You remember the bit where Vader (dressed in his full S&M outfit) is trying to impress Princess Leia with tales of how he is about to destroy Alderaan with his impressive weapon? Well first you get the foreplay, where Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin are engaging in some dirty talk with Her Highness. Then Vader gives the command to unsheath his gigantic weapon and we cut to the guys in black with the suggestive cock helmets frantically pushing and pulling their erect levers back and forth, back and forth to generate the juice needed to power the weapon. Then they hit the big red button and all of the points of energy begin to converge as their splendid helmet action continues, until WHOOSH! The weapon fires, the target is hit, and the force of the discharge is felt in several solar systems.

This is why the.dark. calls me her geek boy.

(PS Reports of a man in a grubby cloak feeling a disturbance shortly after the weapon's discharge are unconfirmed.

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/23/2008 3:54:11 PM

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Wow! I am never going to view those light-saber battles quite the same way after reading this, Darcy!

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Then Vader gives the command to unsheath his gigantic weapon and we cut to the guys in black with the suggestive cock helmets frantically pushing and pulling their erect levers back and forth, back and forth to generate the juice needed to power the weapon. Then they hit the big red button and all of the points of energy begin to converge as their splendid helmet action continues, until WHOOSH! The weapon fires, the target is hit, and the force of the discharge is felt in several solar systems.

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/23/2008 5:13:03 PM

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particularly pleasurable sneeze.

I am feeling you (well not literally) on everything you've have eloquently described except a pleasurable sneeze..........I am trying to imagine one now. Great post, TC.

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/23/2008 5:28:04 PM

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being female I know what an orgasm feels like for me but what i wanna know is....what does a Male Orgasm feel like???

Don't know, I always fake mine.

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/23/2008 7:49:32 PM

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Right up until the point where some rebel cruises her ship down your trench, and lobs her torpedo-finger down your exhaust port, just as you are about to unleash all your Death Star's power, then things get "short circuted" and it all ends up a big mess...

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RE: The Male Orgasm? - 8/24/2008 10:06:39 AM

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It sure makes a mess in my pants, though...

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