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Naira -> Duck and the Lawyer (8/17/2008 7:03:19 PM)
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A lawyer went duck hunting in Scotland on his vacation. During his hunt, he scared a duck out of the bushes, shot it, and it landed in a farmer's field.
He climbed over the rock wall to retrieve the duck when an elderly farmer came along. "What do you think you're doing?" The farmer asked.
The lawyer answered, "I shot this duck and so I'm trying to get it."
"Well," says the farmer, "the duck is on my land and I'm not going to let you trespass."
"Well, I'm one of the best lawyers in the world and if you don't let me get my duck, I'm gonna sue you for everything you own."
The farmer shook his head, "That's not how things work here in Scotland. We have the 'Three kick rule'." The lawyer asked what that was. "We take turns kicking each other three times, until one of us gives up the claim." The lawyer sized up the old man and quickly agreed, thinking that he could take him. "Well, since we're on my land, I'll go first." Declared the farmer.
First, he kicked the lawyer in the groin, causing him to fall to his knees in pain.
Next, he kicked the lawyer in the stomach, making him lose his last meal.
Last, he kicked the lawyer in the ass, causing him to land face-first in a ripe cow-pie.
Moaning in pain, the lawyer got up, determined to get his revenge and take the duck. "Alright, my turn," he said.
The farmer smiled and said "Nah. I give you. You can have the duck."
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