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kinkybiguy2use -> How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 12:12:33 PM)

hi there,

I was just wondering (& hoping) if someone may be able to help me. I have been trying to find out how to get my anus to achieve a large diametre gape after a good anal session. If anyone has some tips, or knows where i can find any instructional information, or 'how to' info it would be greatly appreciated.

thanks



opposingtwilight -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 12:13:29 PM)

a baseball bat might do the trick



NumberSix -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 12:14:56 PM)

http://htyouthministry.blogspot.com/2007/09/agape-theatre-group.html

Look at jesus with it.

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katie978 -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 12:15:39 PM)

  Yep, not sure you need specific informational instruction.

  Locate anus. Insert extremely large object for some period of time. Remove object.



NumberSix -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 12:18:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: katie978

Yep, not sure you need specific informational instruction.

Locate anus. Insert extremely large object for some period of time. Remove object.



And if you are a child of the 70's and believe in a better life thru chemicals, a couple drinks, a muscle relaxant................and don't be afraid to let come what may.




Jeffff -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 12:37:40 PM)

Is this a trick question?


Jeff



RealSub58 -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 12:44:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kinkybiguy2use

I have been trying to find out how to get my anus to achieve a large diametre gape after a good anal session. 


What might be the reason you want to retain a gape.... to find out about your fantasy for shit play?
 
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MamaDomme1 -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 1:08:09 PM)

~~FR~~

I have a big dildo-- 16 inches long and 8 inches around..... I suppose you can get one like that and use it daily and nightly... eventually you will manage to cause enough damamge that you will gape.......... just be sure to buy plenty of adult diapers for the consequences of your actions.



Lynnxz -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 1:11:27 PM)

Goatse might have some answers for you.



slaveluci -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 1:12:31 PM)

Tell it something un-freakin'-believable[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/jaw.gif[/image].  Sorry, I just couldn't resist.  This little smiley is the epitome of "gape" to me..................luci



bipolarber -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 1:26:25 PM)

Undoubtably you are being "inspired" by the many gay porn videos that feature this. Well, just keep in mind that those men are professionals, and have had years of dedicated training and hard work to achieve that effect.




sunshinemiss -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 1:29:25 PM)

*shakes the visual right out of my head....

Honey, why in the world would you want this?  Ummmm if you are gonna get fucked in the ass, typically the man wants your ass to be tight... not gaping...

just saying.
sunshine....



Jeffff -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 1:29:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bipolarber

Undoubtably you are being "inspired" by the many gay porn videos that feature this. Well, just keep in mind that those men are professionals, and have had years of dedicated training and hard work to achieve that effect.




Sounds like a shitty job.............

Jeff



Vendaval -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 1:44:53 PM)

Like most forms of exercise expansion you start off small and move on to medium and large.  You will need to learn about anal health, enemas, disease protection, stimulation, lube and various sized and shaped butt-plugs.  Try Greenery Press for books, Extreme Restraints for devices and The Sub Shop for costumes and so forth.
(All have Online stores and can package your order in plain brown wrapping paper.)

http://health.discovery.com/centers/sex/sexpedia/analsex.html

http://www.pridealive.org/Queer_Health/analhealth.htm



seeksfemslave -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 2:29:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kinkybiguy2use
hi there,I was just wondering (& hoping) if someone may be able to help me. I have been trying to find out how to get my anus to achieve a large diameter gape after a good anal session. thanks

Nit picker that I am, dont you mean before ?
I should think  a "good anal session" will do what you want....won't it ?



kittinSol -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 2:35:12 PM)

*Sigh*... take a big breath, exhale, relax, and sit on one of these . It might take you a while (I've never tried it, but then again I believe in things remaining closed up - except for my mouth, of course).



windchymes -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 4:24:26 PM)

What a bunch of crap.



opposingtwilight -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 4:28:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

*Sigh*... take a big breath, exhale, relax, and sit on one of these . It might take you a while (I've never tried it, but then again I believe in things remaining closed up - except for my mouth, of course).


-twitch-

omg



kittinSol -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 4:29:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: opposingtwilight

-twitch-

omg



Sorry, it WAS meant as a joke [&:] . Sorry. So sorry...



Daddysredhead -> RE: How do i make my anus gape? (8/10/2008 4:30:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: katie978

Yep, not sure you need specific informational instruction.

Locate anus. Insert extremely large object for some period of time. Remove object.



This seems to be the most straightforward answer to me.  Gaping just kind of happens after you pull the large insertable out, till the pucker factor kicks back in. 



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