Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties

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pompeii -> Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 6:54:14 AM)
Strangely enough, I recently met a MILF in the vegetable aisle in the local supermarket, who, of all things, piqued my interest because she just happened to be the closest person I asked about how to prepare to cook ginger root to eat. I've elicited enough of a response with her after a coffee and dinner date to know she's interested in D/s and willing to try a few things, under my supervision and direction. For obvious reasons, I'd like to initiate our newly found common interest, with that very same ginger root. I must confess, I've never shoved a ginger root in a woman's anus before, so, um ... may I ask ... what's a good romantic yet compellingly erotic way to use ginger root on her? More importantly, since I'm basically ignorant of the proper use of ginger in the human female, are there any gotchas to watch out for?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 6:59:14 AM)
Ok, so I looked up MILF. Eww, dude...just eww... Seriously? You should seriously ask her how she feels about that moniker. Please get back to us on this.

softness -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:00:55 AM)
Figging is evil and should be stopped That is all I have to say on the matter glares malevolently in the general direction of California

dollenburg -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:07:09 AM)
I've always known MILF to indicate a sexy older woman, perhaps one who drives a minivan, who is so sexy that all the guys talk about her at the kids' soccer games in good masculine terms. But I didn't know what figging was. Sounds interesting when I looked it up. http://zilledefeu.wordpress.com/2008/03/28/figging-fantasies-anal-discipline-cane-tawse-spanking/ But, it seems painful. Is it dangerous?

Prinsexx -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:07:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Strangely enough, I recently met a MILF in the vegetable aisle in the local supermarket, who, of all things, piqued my interest because she just happened to be the closest person I asked about how to prepare to cook ginger root to eat. I've elicited enough of a response with her after a coffee and dinner date to know she's interested in D/s and willing to try a few things, under my supervision and direction. For obvious reasons, I'd like to initiate our newly found common interest, with that very same ginger root. I must confess, I've never shoved a ginger root in a woman's anus before, so, um ... may I ask ... what's a good romantic yet compellingly erotic way to use ginger root on her? More importantly, since I'm basically ignorant of the proper use of ginger in the human female, are there any gotchas to watch out for? Oh you mean a MILF as in mother i'd love to fig? [:D] Ed, to add: i'd suggest Tiger Balm before ginger root and i'd also suggest stroking it on her clit as a first initiation. Make the stroke downwards so that neither the Tiger Balm or the ginger go upstream as it were and that it stays on the external area of the clit first. MILF's like a few dates (evenings out that is not the culinary type) so take your time........look you'll just do it the way you'll do it anyways.... Ed. further to add; no it's not dangerous and sure does contract the anal sphincter faster than Anusol HC

camille65 -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:10:50 AM)
There have been oodles of threads on figging, so if you have time you may want to start there. Personally... I love it uhhuh. [:)] It helped that he wore latex gloves so that his skin remained ginger free after heh. I also really really really love having a nubbin of ginger gently slid over my pink bits while being tied down. (jalapenos can also be interesting..) It can be painful yes. You actually may want to try it on yourself first, just to get a sense of the feeling. Take a piece of ginger root and remove the outer skin with a paring knife. If you are actually going to be inserting it then make sure that you shape it so that there is a flange at the end.

DoesMemoryMatter -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:12:34 AM)
refrigerate, cut a small finger sized section, peel, shape so no edges, points or rough spots, flange an end so no disappearing ginger, use as u would a butt plug,LOLube. I understand it's amazing. On the MILF subject: If you happen to be a woman of a certain age who has children it's crude but not completely unappealing and indicative of youthful energy.DMM

hermione83 -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:14:18 AM)
MMm, figging.... why don't you peel it very smooth, dip it in cool water, insert it then tie her hands behind her back and spank her as she goes through the conflict of clenching away from you, and gripping onto the extra burning sensation if she does, hehe =D

DoesMemoryMatter -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:17:19 AM)
btw why doesn't any one talk about FILF ? Not nearly as appealing? DMM

softness -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:19:03 AM)
FILF ,... father i'd like to fuck? never heard of it DILF ... well there is one Daddy I would VERY MUCH like to Fuck unhelpfully He is 10,000 miles away .. and at work

Prinsexx -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:19:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DoesMemoryMatter refrigerate, cut a small finger sized section, peel, shape so no edges, points or rough spots, flange an end so no disappearing ginger, use as u would a butt plug,LOLube. I understand it's amazing. On the MILF subject: If you happen to be a woman of a certain age who has children it's crude but not completely unappealing and indicative of youthful energy.DMM Sorry...are the kids necessary?.....'cos i'd send the kids out on long lasting errands if i was having a Chinese take-away butt plug lol [:D]

Prinsexx -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:20:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness FILF ,... father i'd like to fuck? never heard of it DILF ... well there is one Daddy I would VERY MUCH like to Fuck unhelpfully He is 10,000 miles away .. and at work Master i'd like to fuck....whew.....(get's confusing eh?)

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:21:49 AM)
No experience with figging, although it's something I would love to try. And MILF is generally used by young guys in regards to older women...... think Stifler's mother from American Pie. I've never heard a 46 year old man refer to a woman as a MILF. [8\|]

softness -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:22:03 AM)
highly confusing ... my poor little sex starved brain can't take it!

softness -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:24:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel No experience with figging, although it's something I would love to try. And MILF is generally used by young guys in regards to older women...... think Stifler's mother from American Pie. I've never heard a 46 year old man refer to a woman as a MILF. [8\|] my Dad once referred to my Mum as MILF in front of my brother ... he is 35 .. and almost vomited its not that our mid-60's parents shouldn't still have a wanton sex life ... but hearing your own father refer to your own mother as MILF .. obviously crossed a line for brother dear!

Prinsexx -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:24:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness highly confusing ... my poor little sex starved brain can't take it! Mine's at work too....come round, i'll put the kettle on and peel the ginger xx

softness -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:25:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prinsexx quote: ORIGINAL: softness highly confusing ... my poor little sex starved brain can't take it! Mine's at work too....come round, i'll put the kettle on and peel the ginger xx kettle yes .. ginger noooooooooooooooooooooo ... you can enjoy that one while I make the tea!

Prinsexx -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:26:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel No experience with figging, although it's something I would love to try. And MILF is generally used by young guys in regards to older women...... think Stifler's mother from American Pie. I've never heard a 46 year old man refer to a woman as a MILF. [8\|] my Dad once referred to my Mum as MILF in front of my brother ... he is 35 .. and almost vomited its not that our mid-60's parents shouldn't still have a wanton sex life ... but hearing your own father refer to your own mother as MILF .. obviously crossed a line for brother dear! You brother probably heard MILK.......[:D]

Prinsexx -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 7:27:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness quote: ORIGINAL: Prinsexx quote: ORIGINAL: softness highly confusing ... my poor little sex starved brain can't take it! Mine's at work too....come round, i'll put the kettle on and peel the ginger xx kettle yes .. ginger noooooooooooooooooooooo ... you can enjoy that one while I make the tea! Softness you can top me anyday baby xx

DesFIP -> RE: Suggestions for figging with ginger root and sundry niceties (7/23/2008 9:51:46 AM)
Ask her first, don't just do it when she's tied down. In case she has a bleeding hemorrhoid this week or a fissure. Remember, just dip in cold water, no lube as that will block the juice from getting to the skin. On the other hand maybe that would be a good idea. [:)]

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