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stella41b -> RE: to BBC or not to BBC... (7/21/2008 3:57:54 PM)
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How many of you remember The Magic Roundabout?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3DcChXNyYQ&feature=related
But especially for everyone here.. Episode 724 - the Magic Roundabout Munch..
(all together) La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la..
"Now where is that Florence?" said Dougal.
"I'm here.." said Florence, in a tight leather corset.
"Oh, I didn't recognise you in that corset," said Dougal.
"I wonder who else will come," said Dougal.
BOING!!!!!!!!
"Ah it's Zebedee," said Florence. "Hello all," said Zebedee," Who's that cow in the corner?"
"Ahem," said Dougal, "That's Goddess Ermintrude." In came Dylan with carrots.
BOING!!!!!! "You can keep those away from me," said Zebedee. "What's with the carrots Dylan?" asked Dougal.
"I thought it was a munch," said Dylan. "But anyway..." said Dougal. "Yes?" said Dylan.
BOING!!!! "Pardon?" said Zebedee. "Nothing," said Dougal. "I wasn't talking to you," said Zebedee.
"Oh," said Dougal. "Dylan," said Dougal. "Yes?" said Dylan.
"I wonder if Florence is submissive."
"Probably," said Dylan.
BOING!!!!!!! "That's what I think," said Zebedee. "How do you know/" said Dougal.
BOING!!!!! "As far as I've heard she's been playing with the Flowerpot Men. You know what Bill and Ben are like." said Zebedee.
"I heard that," said Florence, "I've only met them once at the Toytown Munch."
"Rubbish," said Dougal, "It's all over Wood Lane."
"You've room to talk," said Florence," Everyone knows you've been collared by Goddess Ermintrude."
BOING!!!!! "Now now folks," said Zebedee," This is starting to look like a thread hijack, let's get back to the OP."
"Well I don't know anything about the topic. Besides it's boring," said Dougal.
BOING!!!!!! "No it isn't," said Zebedee, masterfully. "Who cares?" said Dylan passively. "Well I like it," said Goddesss Ermintrude hopefully. "I'm sure you do," said Florence kinkily.
BOING!!!!!! "Now look," said Zebedee," Let's try and answer the question in the OP."
"Well I'm not serving that fat bat anymore," said Dougal, "I'm off to serve in Hector's House, so there."
"You're released, and good riddance," said Goddess Ermintrude, "and it's obvious BBC stands for Big Beautiful Cows." answering the OP.
"That's no way to talk to a Goddess," said Dylan, sensing he could be onto something.
"Some Goddess!" said Dougal. "Oh piss off," said Dylan. And Dougal did so all over a smiling Florence.
"Thank you for sticking up for me," said Goddess Ermintrude.
"That's okay Ma'am," said Dylan, submissively.
"You know I've seen your Collarme profile," said Goddess Ermintrude,"I've fancied you for some time."
"I've fancied you too," said Dylan.
"And you know what's coming next?" said Goddess Ermintrude
BOING!!!!!!! "Time for bed," said Zebedee.
- adapted from a Jasper Carrott single.
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