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RE: I can't cook - 7/21/2008 2:35:18 PM

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Cooking is easy ,turn on the Barbecue,pre-heat the broiler(whichever)Get Yourself a nice filet of fresh fish(tilapia works fine)Nice size shhet of aluminum foil,place filet sprinkle with salt and pepper to taste....seasoned bread crumbs...pop open a jar of sun dried tomatoes...some artichoke hearts...place on filet ...squeeze a fresf lemon on top add some white wine...fold up aluminum foil into a pouch trapping all the juices(and flavor)inside put in oven or on barbecue 12 minutes later you are eating...oh yeah make 1/2 a cup of rice the bag will tell you how...

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RE: I can't cook - 7/21/2008 2:48:19 PM

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Just remember -- when chicken is ready, it feels like a hard penis.

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RE: I can't cook - 7/21/2008 3:19:24 PM

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the first thing you need to do is to stop telling yourself you can't cook. You can.

Invest in a basic cookbook and follow the recipes. Get a crock pot and follow the recipes from the cookbook that comes with it.

You CAN cook.

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RE: I can't cook - 7/21/2008 3:56:45 PM

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Anyone can learn to make something fit to eat if they can follow directions and pay attention. Buy a good simple cookbook with recipes that appeal to you and get started.

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RE: I can't cook - 7/21/2008 4:08:24 PM

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ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday

Just remember -- when chicken is ready, it feels like a hard penis.

now that's a cooking tip i seemed to have missed hearing in seventh grade home-ec.

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RE: I can't cook - 7/21/2008 5:35:59 PM

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Just remember -- when chicken is ready, it feels like a hard penis.

now that's a cooking tip i seemed to have missed hearing in seventh grade home-ec.

I had an interesting childhood...

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RE: I can't cook - 7/21/2008 6:30:52 PM

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Cooking is the bastard child of science and art. (he) I suggest that you walk into the kitchen and start messing around until you figure out what you are doing.

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RE: I can't cook - 7/21/2008 8:55:54 PM

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Just watch that kinky Alton Brown!

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