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MusicalBoredom -> I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/13/2008 8:52:01 PM)
I think this is the label that should be the title of several threads that I have read. I thought I would settle the debate once an for all. I am the one that is most Dominant, most intelligent, most insightful politically and probably the most handsome. I know this to be true because (except for the dominant part) my mother told me all of this when I was a kid. My mother never lies so it has to be true. Now since there might be other people that feel I'm wrong in this please feel free to state why you are always right or at least why I'm not always right. Consider it a pool as to who is the most fill-in-the-blank.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/13/2008 8:56:53 PM)
snerk [sm=jerry.gif]

chamberqueen -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/13/2008 9:03:16 PM)
Um, because mother's tend to tell us only the best?

PanthersMom -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/13/2008 9:11:31 PM)
ever heard that saying "a face only a mother could love"? well, it's kinda like that, mom filled your head full of all kinds of outlandish ideas in order to encourage you when life kicked you in the balls. "but mom said i was the bestest, it must be true, they just don't know it!" there's a term for that, it's "delusional". [sm=ofcourse.gif] PM

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/13/2008 9:12:31 PM)
momma's boy!!! [8\|]

MusicalBoredom -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/13/2008 9:21:28 PM)
My mom being June Cleaver aside, I don't see any evidence to me not being always right (oh and you can't ask anyone who I'm dating or have dated or married). Come on, I wanted a head on claim for the title.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/13/2008 9:30:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom My mom being June Cleaver aside, I don't see any evidence to me not being always right (oh and you can't ask anyone who I'm dating or have dated or married). Come on, I wanted a head on claim for the title. your initials are MB.... isnt that claim? [8\|] [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif][sm=cute.gif][sm=cute.gif]

ResidentSadist -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/13/2008 11:54:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom I think this is the label that should be the title of several threads that I have read. I thought I would settle the debate once an for all. I am the one that is most Dominant, most intelligent, most insightful politically and probably the most handsome. I know this to be true because (except for the dominant part) my mother told me all of this when I was a kid. My mother never lies so it has to be true. Now since there might be other people that feel I'm wrong in this please feel free to state why you are always right or at least why I'm not always right. Consider it a pool as to who is the most fill-in-the-blank. I have to agree… mom knows best and she is always right. So I bow to your superior <insert many categories here> and give you and your mom my respect. (shhhhhhhhhhh… don’t tell him our moms said the same things to us)

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 12:01:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom I think this is the label that should be the title of several threads that I have read. I thought I would settle the debate once an for all. I am the one that is most Dominant, most intelligent, most insightful politically and probably the most handsome. I know this to be true because (except for the dominant part) my mother told me all of this when I was a kid. My mother never lies so it has to be true. Now since there might be other people that feel I'm wrong in this please feel free to state why you are always right or at least why I'm not always right. Consider it a pool as to who is the most fill-in-the-blank. You are wrong because you are not me. Everybody knows that "me" can never be wrong. Only I am me. Therefore, only I am always right and never wrong. Since no two human beings on earth agree on everything, then you and I must disagree on something. Whatever that something is, you are wrong because I am right, therefore your statement above is a lie.

puppen -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 4:49:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan snerk [sm=jerry.gif] Holy crap and a half! Someone used mah word! Snerks right on back Lovin' it. Absolutely lovin' it.

jlf1961 -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 6:30:13 AM)
I am descended from a long line of mystics, healers, oracles and the occasional blood thirsty claymore carrying psychopath (aka scotsman with a really piss poor attitude.) The blood of my scot/irish ancestors was long noted as having a bit o' the fey in it, and my native american blood comes from the healers and mystics of the eastern band of the cherokee. Thus, the combination of the mystic forces in those two bloodlines makes me all knowing, all seeing and always right. Should you doubt the validity of this claim, ask any wolf you may come across, for I am of the wolf clan, or you can ask Danu, Dagda, or any of those beings.

christine1 -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 6:48:39 AM)
just another example that lends to the saying that "we're all legends in our own minds".

GreedyTop -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 9:28:54 AM)
stomps feet no!!!!! It's ME thats always right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 9:31:50 AM)
well...i am always LEFT...therefore.... LEFT trumps RIGHT. neener!

jlf1961 -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 10:27:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl well...i am always LEFT...therefore.... LEFT trumps RIGHT. neener! Well, following the old Dwarf axiom, "he who has the biggest hammer is right...." grabs extra large war hammer and bashes faery's left big toe with it [sm=paddle.gif] I guess that makes me right.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 10:32:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl well...i am always LEFT...therefore.... LEFT trumps RIGHT. neener! Well, following the old Dwarf axiom, "he who has the biggest hammer is right...." grabs extra large war hammer and bashes faery's left big toe with it [sm=paddle.gif] I guess that makes me right. that wasnt my toe.... it was gt's big toe...

GreedyTop -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 10:34:57 AM)
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lilsubl -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 10:39:58 AM)
in our family, it's she who yells loudest is the one who's right...... GOT IT????

GreedyTop -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 10:46:39 AM)
HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sirsholly -> RE: I am right and everyone else is wrong (7/14/2008 10:48:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sheeesh...you sure are loud for someone your size......

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