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Thadius -> RE: man sues tennessee church over spiritual fall (7/11/2008 8:04:15 PM)

You are more than welcome.  Now you will tell me the location of your secret meeting place, or I shall have to waterboard a goldfish.[8D]




angelicbitch -> RE: man sues tennessee church over spiritual fall (7/11/2008 8:04:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Thadius

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ORIGINAL: angelicbitch

Sorry.... and I don't mean to offend anyone... but at least they will keep their hands off the alter boys ..... they will be too worried about worshippers falling...


sorry bad joke

Peace
Angelic


Aww, you could have done better.... Like....

How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.

Besides most churches have padded kneelers these days, I guess that is because most of the professional cock suckers have moved on.  (see that is how it is done) [;)]



LOL Now that was funny shit right there lol  But do they have padded things in the Confessional booths ???? You know for the "closet" cock suckers ???




jlf1961 -> RE: man sues tennessee church over spiritual fall (7/11/2008 8:15:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hisannabelle

i do have to admit suing the catholic school i attended forever for giving me arthritis hadn't occurred to me until i read this thread. thanks thadius ;) (somehow i fear this forum is a bad influence.)



My biggest problem with catholic school were those hickory rulers the nuns carried.  I dont think there was a day went by that I didnt get smacked at least once....

And the time the caught Tina O'Donnell and myself in the closet making out, I got the ruler and she got a stern talking to......

Can I sue over the double standard for punishment????

Granted it was worth 10 swats with that ruler..... Tina made me think of the song of Solomon every time we were together... a most religious experience......




hisannabelle -> RE: man sues tennessee church over spiritual fall (7/11/2008 8:16:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Thadius

You are more than welcome.  Now you will tell me the location of your secret meeting place, or I shall have to waterboard a goldfish.[8D]


nooooo! not guppy! he was a good fish :(




Thadius -> RE: man sues tennessee church over spiritual fall (7/11/2008 8:17:49 PM)

The trend I notice here, is that sweet Irish girls seem to bring out the best and worst in us when around a Catholic environment, hmmm, perhaps the party to sue is Ireland.





hisannabelle -> RE: man sues tennessee church over spiritual fall (7/11/2008 8:19:53 PM)

yes, i recall all too well being a sweet irish girl in a catholic environment. :P




Vendaval -> RE: man sues tennessee church over spiritual fall (7/11/2008 10:12:43 PM)

Nah, he had too much of the Reverend's "special punch" at the social the night before and still had not recovered.




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