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Griswold -> My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 4:42:15 PM)

(I'm going to add to this....I have a lot of shit).

My shit is everywhere.  (I believe I may have said that).

I have shit near when I go to bed.

When I get in my car...I see some of my shit.

When I was in my kitchen (which I am very rarely in) some weeks ago....I saw some shit that I was fairly certain couldn't be true.

(Note to self:  Have secretary find you a good housekeeper....before the BioTechs find some organic material near your dishwasher that they could monetize).

Anyway....there's some shit around here....

And I was just wondering.....

How do you deal with your shit?



ResidentSadist -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 4:50:38 PM)

um......... until very recently, slaves organized my shit.  Just to give you an idea, that would be from January of 1970 until June of 2008, slaves keep my house and my shit organized.  In my own recent expedition into the kitchen I learned why mean shouldn’t do dishes. 

At the moment I am fresh out of slaves and currently found that I am my own slave bitch.  My heart bleeds for you bro!



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 4:53:39 PM)

that shit on your bed....isnt yours... [8|]



windchymes -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 5:43:59 PM)

I thought this was going to be a happy scat thread. [8|]



PanthersMom -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 5:49:08 PM)

could be worse, you could live with 5 other people who have their shit everywhere, including on top of your shit!  it's a weekly event around here, the kids go to daddy's and mom unburies her desk and throws their shit back where it belongs.  my only solace is that someday they'll have their own people with shit to deal with, a mother's sweet revenge for years of putting up with shit.
PM



Griswold -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:08:18 PM)

(I was sure people had more shit).



lilsubl -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:13:38 PM)

i've taken pickup loads of my shit to the dumpsters, to the goodwill & the like & i still have shit everywhere...i'm thinkin front-end loader!!!



petdave -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:14:21 PM)

Son, you don't need a housekeeper, you need a plumber [8|]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:17:13 PM)

As long as there are navigable paths on the floor, and I can find what I need, I can suppress my shame.  [&:]



Griswold -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:19:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

As long as there are navigable paths on the floor, and I can find what I need, I can suppress my shame.  [&:]


(Thanks to all the remodeling around here...I'd have to move my shit just to make room for your shit).



LadyHibiscus -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:21:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

As long as there are navigable paths on the floor, and I can find what I need, I can suppress my shame.  [&:]


(Thanks to all the remodeling around here...I'd have to move my shit just to make room for your shit).



The wedding is still on, though, right? [8D]



Strongmindbody -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:23:26 PM)

I had my own shit divided into good shit, shit destined to flush down the shitter, and nostalgic shit I just couldn't give up. Then I got boxes of my uncle's shit and this whole shithouse went to shit in a hurry. I started unpacking shit, scattering shit here and there, then finally saying, "what the shit, I just don't give a shit anymore." Then I dumped whole boxes of shit.

And put the rest in storage so now I can pay for shit that isn't even mine.

Fuck. Now I feel shitty.



lilsubl -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:33:57 PM)

the male half of my owners says the rule is if it hasn't been used in the last 6 months, it should be shitcanned...my own personal new rule is if it has to live in a box in the closet--or storage unit--i have no need of it & it can be shit canned....



BlackKnight -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:34:38 PM)

Gawd! You pigs, clean up your shit!!! it stinks, it's not healthy, it's down right disgusting!!!
awww shit!



Lucylastic -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:49:02 PM)

Always in the shit...only the depth varies[:D]
Lucy



KCherry -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:51:42 PM)

I'm with RS on this one, pawn it off on someone else. :) 



sub4hire -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/11/2008 6:53:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

i've taken pickup loads of my shit to the dumpsters, to the goodwill & the like & i still have shit everywhere...i'm thinkin front-end loader!!!


geez why not use a toilet like everyone else does...hehe



sirsholly -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/12/2008 4:14:22 AM)

memories of George Carlin...[:D]



CalifChick -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/12/2008 9:11:06 AM)

Gris Darlinggggggg, take me shopping and I'll buy some nice rubbermaid tubs and a label machine, and I'll organize your shit and label your shit and it will be stored neatly in the garage... until you're not looking then I'll get rid of your shit to make room for my shit.


Cali



spinninsweetness -> RE: My SHIT is EVERYWHERE!!!! (7/12/2008 10:27:48 AM)

I push all my shit in the cupboard then force the door shut. Scrape away any shit that seeps out and hide it under the sink.



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