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Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 11:20:03 AM   
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So a couple of days ago it was time to lift weights, and I decided to try something I'd never done before. I set my laptop up in a convenient spot in the room where I keep my exercise equipment, connected to the Internet, and went to xtube.com. I set my barbell on the floor in front of the computer, loaded up a little weight, and did an easy warm-up set of bent rows while I watched a rather innocuous video of a woman walking naked around her backyard pool. I watched the video again while doing my between-sets rest, then watched another video of the same woman being spanked by her husband while I did my next set. I could practically hear my testosterone roaring in my ears. I wanted nothing, nothing in the world, but to violate that woman's ass. It occurred to me that every thought in the history of mankind that did not center around that woman's asshole was irrelevant, trivial, silly. I glanced at my watch. Time for the work set. I loaded up the heavy weight, got in position. The spanked woman writhed, kicked, pleaded beneath her husband's blows as I cranked out the reps--up fast, down slow. I got to about five and lost count.

The rest was pure feeling--my cock pressing against my shorts, my arms and back straining painfully to pull the weight, my whole body shaking, my eyes maddened by the dirty darkness between the plump red cheeks. My frustration, my timeless male animal frustration at seeing and not possessing, propelled my body to its very limit. I tried to lift the bar once more. It came halfway and refused to continue. I strained for a few seconds, shook more violently than ever, and set it down as gently as I could. I rose to gather myself. I couldn't have done another rep if my life had been at stake. Afraid I would lose self-control and masturbate if I continued watching the spanking--I still had most of the workout to get through--I closed the window. I took a quick walk around the house and returned to the exercise room.

Thus far satisfied with the results of my little experiment, and brimming with violent desire, I set about finding videos of the most perverted, sadistic, and humiliating acts I could in the ten minutes I'd allotted myself before the next exercise. There was what appeared to be a garden-variety blowjob--much too tame. There was a woman with nasty words scrawled on her body being whipped to tears--I clicked the link but didn't yet play the video. There was man-on-woman facesitting--how novel!--into the queue it went. There was a woman being face-fucked until she threw up--I gave her a place in line. By the time my ten minutes were up, I was fairly armed to the teeth.

The rest of the exercises were at least as intense as the first. I could hardly remember being so driven.

And they said porn would destroy my self-discipline.

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 11:49:20 AM   
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If you're going to continue on with this unusual routine....might I suggest a spotter?

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 11:54:27 AM   
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lmao

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 12:31:05 PM   
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AHAHAHhahahahahhaa!!!!!! 

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 3:51:12 PM   
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Lmao..I think this is the best motivational Idea ever...lol..:)_

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 3:56:45 PM   
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This little experiment gives new meaning to the phrase, "carrot or stick".

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 4:06:30 PM   
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I tied this work out method before I ended up with forearms like Popeye and Tennis Elbow.

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 4:09:41 PM   
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Thanks for sharing.  So is this your latest kink?
 
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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 11:09:09 PM   
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quote:

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Thanks for sharing.  So is this your latest kink?
 
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Sort of. It's more an exercise thing than a sex thing, really. I think many, many people who work out have sex as their primary motive, even if they're only dimly aware of it. What I'm doing is shamelessly and eagerly acknowledging that motive and trying to make it mind-blowingly strong so that my workouts will be mind-blowingly strong. If I understand Freud correctly, he believed that civilization itself was the result of sexual sublimation. If he was right, then obviously sublimation is an incredibly powerful thing. I think most people who sublimate probably don't do it consciously, and therefore don't direct the energy in a way that's as powerful as it could be, and maybe not even in a way that benefits them. I'm very introspective; I like to know exactly what drives me to do everything I do. If I know that boundless perversion is an innate characteristic of mine, I figure my best bet is to acknowledge that fact with a smile and a nod and employ the perversion in a way that helps me achieve my goals.

< Message edited by KLRDan -- 7/3/2008 11:17:19 PM >


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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 11:19:57 PM   
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Doesn't it hurt to work out?  Wouldn't that be masochistic, not sadistic?  After all, whom would you be hurting, if not yourself?
 
(Just being a pest, LOL.)
 
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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 11:24:51 PM   
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When I wanted to work out and attempt to get into shape it had zero to do with sex, and more to do with loosing weight and being able to be a healthy and active person, that a person of 25 should of been able to be, not damn near crippled from pain and the inability to walk, or limited mobility from my back injury that being overweight made worse.
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ORIGINAL: candystripper

Thanks for sharing.  So is this your latest kink?
 
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Sort of. It's more an exercise thing than a sex thing, really. I think many, many people who work out have sex as their primary motive, even if they're only dimly aware of it. What I'm doing is shamelessly and eagerly acknowledging that motive and trying to make it mind-blowingly strong so that my workouts will be mind-blowingly strong. If I understand Freud correctly, he believed that civilization itself was the result of sexual sublimation. If he was right, then obviously sublimation is an incredibly powerful thing. I think most people who sublimate probably don't do it consciously, and therefore don't direct the energy in a way that's as powerful as it could be, and maybe not even in a way that benefits them. I'm very introspective; I like to know exactly what drives me to do everything I do. If I know that boundless perversion is an innate characteristic of mine, I figure my best bet is to acknowledge that fact with a smile and a nod and employ the perversion in a way that helps me achieve my goals.

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 11:37:50 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

I tied this work out method before I ended up with forearms like Popeye and Tennis Elbow.

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Why do you think I have such big forearms?

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 11:39:12 PM   
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Sure. Notice I did say "many" and not "all." And my impression could be wrong. It could be that I'm projecting my own horniness onto the rest of the world, assigning people a motive they don't have. But I don't think so. I don't think I'm that unusual.

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 11:42:32 PM   
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Well of course the increased ability to fuck would be a good pay off for getting in shape lol.
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Sure. Notice I did say "many" and not "all." And my impression could be wrong. It could be that I'm projecting my own horniness onto the rest of the world, assigning people a motive they don't have. But I don't think so. I don't think I'm that unusual.

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/3/2008 11:59:57 PM   
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<Applause!>
 
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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/4/2008 7:46:42 AM   
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No offense, but boys have been using porn for "aerobic" workouts since the beginning of time... doesn't matter if it was a copy of the Sears catalog, or a DVD of "Filthy Fist Fuckers V."  Nice that you can hold off wanking until you are done with your weight set though. :)

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/4/2008 11:35:50 AM   
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Fabulous!

I'm not certain that I've found a way to get me through my workouts- but I've definitely found forum contributor whose writing I will seek out.

That was one of the most original and creative posts I've read.

Bravo....

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/4/2008 5:04:24 PM   
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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/4/2008 6:58:47 PM   
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Ummmm... not trying to hijack this thread but... do you have the link?

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RE: Porn as Workout Motivation - 7/4/2008 9:37:44 PM   
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quote:

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Ummmm... not trying to hijack this thread but... do you have the link?



The link to what?

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