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sub4hire -> Glittering Poop (6/27/2008 2:10:18 PM)
That is if you have too much money. If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth." That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet (and if you do, please don't send us the pictures). This is either genius social commentary or a brilliant way to bilk rich people out of their money. If Wong's name sounds familiar, it's probably because he also created the $2,000 cc Phone. http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php

camille65 -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/27/2008 2:18:39 PM)
I sure wouldn't do it, I thought gold was a metal that was detrimental to ingest?

Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/27/2008 2:22:42 PM)
Small quantities of gold leaf doesnt hurt anyone. People have been drinking Goldschlager and eating gold leaf on foods for quite some time. Still, $425 for a pill that doesn't make you feel good? No thanks.

LaTigresse -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/27/2008 2:23:54 PM)
I don't think it is healthy to injest but then again........I prefer to put my gold on the outside. OMG, I am still laughing at the idea of someone wanting their poop to glitter. I just had another thought.......... Give a whole new meaning to the idea of "panning for gold" orrrrrrr "digging for gold"

Raechard -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/27/2008 4:40:23 PM)
Gold isn't toxic if it were people wouldn't get gold fillings. It's not of any real benefit either and it's doubtful it will be 100% pure with no other toxic metals mixed in.

proudsub -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/27/2008 4:48:08 PM)
Sounds like fools gold to me.[sm=2cents.gif]

Griswold -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/27/2008 5:05:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sub4hire That is if you have too much money. If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth." That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet (and if you do, please don't send us the pictures). This is either genius social commentary or a brilliant way to bilk rich people out of their money. If Wong's name sounds familiar, it's probably because he also created the $2,000 cc Phone. http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php It's the same as the "$900.00 Manhattan"...a Manhattan with a 500 dollar diamond at the bottom. Nice gig... ...for the bartender.

petdave -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/27/2008 7:32:33 PM)
And here i was thinking "don't let your dog eat the tinsel off the Christmas tree"...

Aileen1968 -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/27/2008 7:35:18 PM)
I drank a whole bottle of Goldschlager one night with a neighbor. My poop wasn't glittery, but I did puke a lot.

daddysblondie -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/28/2008 12:05:06 AM)
My first thought was, "Sure they can make it glitter, but can they make it not stink?" It seems to me, only people who thought their poop didn't stink would be interested in paying $425 for a pill to make it sparkle too...

heartcream -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/28/2008 12:10:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I don't think it is healthy to injest but then again........I prefer to put my gold on the outside. OMG, I am still laughing at the idea of someone wanting their poop to glitter. I just had another thought.......... Give a whole new meaning to the idea of "panning for gold" orrrrrrr "digging for gold" ...Gold Digger

DomAviator -> RE: Glittering Poop (6/28/2008 1:00:59 AM)
Yikes - this puts into jeopardy my philosophy of life and personal motto - "You Cant Polish A Turd"....

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