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MzMia -> Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/25/2008 8:21:56 PM)
I started not to post this, but even the newscaster tonight said this was the best local story today. *A Maryland man tried to rob a 7/11 using a banana. He aimed the banana at the clerk and demanded cash. This has got to be the best story I heard today. Bandit Tries to Rob Store with Banana\|ABC 7 News [sm=banana.gif]

xxblushesxx -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/25/2008 8:56:04 PM)
It would work on Dom Aviator's boat. I'm sure of it. Really.

chickpea -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/25/2008 8:58:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx It would work on Dom Aviator's boat. I'm sure of it. Really. ROFLMAO!

slvemike4u -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/25/2008 9:51:51 PM)
See that whole Constitutional thing about his right to carry a banana....wait sorry wrong thread....i'll just go now

Vendaval -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/25/2008 10:06:43 PM)
Not very resourceful was he? At least he could have used a toy gun...

slvemike4u -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/25/2008 10:11:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Not very resourceful was he? At least he could have used a toy gun... Maybe it was a rather firm banana,not overripe and squishy

DomAviator -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 2:02:29 PM)
SEEEEE!!! I told you BANANNAS BRING HARDSHIP AND DEATH!!!! [:D]

Thadius -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 2:19:29 PM)
Was it a dancing banana?[sm=banana.gif]

stella41b -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 2:33:30 PM)
You never know, this could have been a guy from Orange county who had come to steal a 'pear' of Apple computers and a Blackberry cellphone. It was hardly a plum job, was it? Must have felt a right lemon, especially if the langauge of the police was a bit fruity.

Vendaval -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 2:39:12 PM)
And the police line-up looked like this - [sm=ubanana.gif] [sm=pineapple.gif] [sm=banana.gif] [sm=pullit.gif]

MzMia -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 2:40:17 PM)
stella, stella, stella you have talent!

xxblushesxx -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 2:54:34 PM)
Eh, he prolly used this!! http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn198/xxxblushesxxx/banana-gun--9818.jpg

sirsholly -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 3:47:45 PM)
this guy has to be related to Potsie...HAS to be...

HandSolo -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 6:24:59 PM)
Well, that's it. I expect a seven day waiting period for tropical produce any minute now. Won't anyone think of the children?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 7:54:40 PM)
You want us to give banana guns to the young-uns? That's just wrong. Even though I do live in KY.

angelicbitch -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 8:14:40 PM)
LOL that is too funny when I was in highschool and we had freshman initiantion they would do this thing called Air Raid... they would make the freshman put icecream buckets on their heads, a blanket on top of themselves and shoot people with the banana ... maybe this dude missed highschool..... lol how funny

pollux -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 9:22:33 PM)
Surely I wasn't the only one who thought of this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4bCyIAsSid8 Good thing he didn't have a pointed stick.

slaveboyforyou -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 9:59:56 PM)
quote: SEEEEE!!! I told you BANANNAS BRING HARDSHIP AND DEATH!!!! [:D] I never met anyone that didn't like bananas. I thought I got a lot of grief because of my hatred for onions. [:D]

DomAviator -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/26/2008 11:51:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou quote: SEEEEE!!! I told you BANANNAS BRING HARDSHIP AND DEATH!!!! [:D] I never met anyone that didn't like bananas. I thought I got a lot of grief because of my hatred for onions. [:D] Slaveboy, actually I like them just fine on land - but I am terrified to have one on a boat. No banananas, no bananaboat sunscreen, no trail mix with bananna chips or bananna flavored chapstick hell I dont even want fruit of the loom underwear...Its a worldwide nautical tradition dating back centuries.. You can learn more at http://www.azinet.com/captjim/bananas.htm or http://www.tailhunter-international.com/bananas.htm

jlf1961 -> RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana (6/27/2008 12:05:55 AM)
Next we will hear about someone threatening to blow up a bank with a pineapple

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