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Griswold -> I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/25/2008 5:56:13 PM)

And it seems to have an unusual amount of ubiquity.

5 years ago I was in Seattle, 4th of July...I flew my GF out from the East Coast to meet me, spend the weekend, killer night that night (except for those cell calls from some "other" woman who seemed to intrude on the most industrious of moments), beautiful sunset, explosions everywhere, I picked a suite on the 33rd floor facing Puget Sound, champagne was flowing, vibrant colors all over our 16 foot window....and moments before, just a bit, we'd checked in.

She and I had walked in (I was 44 at the time), and there was this Nubian Princess at the counter....taking our reservation...she was so capable (obviously trained well by management), "Yes Sir, of course Sir...what can I do for you Sir, champagne is on its way Sir"...that sort of thing....everything was marble....men in tuxedo's, flowers for all the eye to see....a man playing piano nearby...escalator going up to the elevator that would take us to our exclusive floor...piano wafting in the background drifting away in the distance.....

And I recalled thinking to myself as I rode up the escalator..."I'm with the most gorgeous woman in the world" (who, physically, didn't hold a candle to the little girl at the counter, but to me....GOD she was amazing...I couldn't take my eyes off her), and it literally took me almost 3 hours, as we were watching the explosions, to realize that I'd spent an entire 10 minutes talking rather intensely to the girl at the counter about her schooling, what she intended to become, and in all seriousness, I remember going up the escalator, talking to my (then) GF thinking "this kid's gonna make something of herself", and I was truly, paternally, thrilled for her.

I was equally thrilled to be with the most beautiful girl on the planet...and she was by my side.  I was the most handsome man in the room....because the woman I loved was by my side.

I remember the next day thinking..."What the FUCK happened to you...you old motherfucker????"...."you used to be a horny toad....ready to fuck anything that moved...how did you come to be the guy who actually gave a shit that this little (lithe, sexy, capable of every sexual move {in my mind} that was possible in any lifetime) girl would do well in school / life / anwhere...other than having her clothes off, standing in front of you...begging you to fuck her?".....

(And of course, I didn't think of those things at all...truly).

I'm just curious....if anyone has any answers, I'd be thrilled to hear them.....

When did I transgress from being a horny little motherfucking horn dog....into morphing into someone that is like some gawdamm Hallmark card?

I'm actually considering walking around in my yard tonight naked (of course, sometime around 3:45 a.m., when no one in my neighborhood is actually awake)...just to piss myself off.




purepleasure -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/25/2008 5:59:16 PM)

in between the muscle cars and the mini vans




kiwisub12 -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/25/2008 6:00:16 PM)

um - you grew up?




CalifChick -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/25/2008 10:17:49 PM)

It happened on November 22, 2002, at 6:49 am Pacific Time.

Cali




JulieorSarah -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 12:17:10 AM)

um ... i don't understand the problem ...




Griswold -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 5:06:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

It happened on November 22, 2002, at 6:49 am Pacific Time.

Cali



All right....then I think I just need to go back to the events occurring just before and see if maybe I ate something unusual.




CalifChick -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 9:26:12 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

All right....then I think I just need to go back to the events occurring just before and see if maybe I ate something unusual.


::cough::  Her name was Marie Laveau.  You should have taken a pass when she started talking about love potions.  Also the lack of a pulse should have been a clue (since she died in 1881).  ::sigh::   Men never learn.

Cali




jlf1961 -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 11:12:38 AM)

Gris, there comes a time in all men's lives when, for some reason, not yet discovered by medical science we transform from skirt chasing, fuck anything female of legal age, to something more akin to the true caring male that most women are looking for.

Now, of course, there is no cure for this condition, as it usually occurs the first day you wake up and find that your body has a number of aches and pains that have nothing to do with the previous night's activities.... and upon seeing your doctor, you are informed that your past hard living has caught up with you.

We can only hope that in the near future, biotechnology reaches the point were we can have new replacement bodies grown so that we can avoid this happening.

In the meantime, I suggest you stock up on analgesics, geritol, muscle rub, and you may also wish to write out a will....

And walking around at 345 AM will probably lead to you catching one of those lousy summer colds.




sirsholly -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 11:29:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Gris, there comes a time in all men's lives when, for some reason, not yet discovered by medical science we transform from skirt chasing, fuck anything female of legal age, to something more akin to the true caring male that most women are looking for.




i think the words you are groping for are "old age".

holly de helpful




jlf1961 -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 12:33:47 PM)

Holly, old age is such a subjective term.

Besides, I prefer to refer to it as well seasoned, or weathered.




CalifChick -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 1:41:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Besides, I prefer to refer to it as well seasoned, or weathered.



When, oh WHEN will people stop talking about my panties???

Cali




kiwisub12 -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 2:53:25 PM)

Isn't well seasoned how beef jerky is referred to?     oh - wait -  that's your face!
 




....just kidding [:D]




CalifChick -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 3:08:52 PM)

[sm=jaw.gif]                [sm=river.gif]





kiwisub12 -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 4:45:04 PM)

Yes that was very rude. (bends over to be spanked)   [:(]




CalifChick -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 4:47:50 PM)

[sm=noway.gif]

You don't get rewarded for rudeness!

Cali




MusicalBoredom -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 4:51:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i think the words you are groping for are "old age".

holly de helpful



Once more, it's "Enlightened by experience."  geesh.  Does that make Cali's panties "Seasoned by Experience?"




MissMagnolia -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 5:00:02 PM)

Now, now. Let's leave Cali's panties out of this (I actually have it on good authority that she only owns one pair for doctors visits. You know, so she doesn't look like a slut).

I can't remember when I suddenly stopped seeing young guys as possible shag material. It might have been when I noticed they were about the age of my son. And that thought was just icky.




kiwisub12 -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 5:07:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

[sm=noway.gif]

You don't get rewarded for rudeness!

Cali









please?      pretty please?




Griswold -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 5:07:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

All right....then I think I just need to go back to the events occurring just before and see if maybe I ate something unusual.


::cough::  Her name was Marie Laveau.  You should have taken a pass when she started talking about love potions.  Also the lack of a pulse should have been a clue (since she died in 1881).  ::sigh::   Men never learn.

Cali



I'll tell you sumpin...I saw that bitch, lovingly bantering about in that slovenly bar I went to...I never trusted her...her eyes were too close together....a sure sign of criminal intent if you ask me!




Griswold -> RE: I'm wondering when the turn happened.... (6/26/2008 5:10:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Holly, old age is such a subjective term.

Besides, I prefer to refer to it as well seasoned, or weathered.



I like that...."seasoned"....

I'm no longer a perv....I'm "seasoned".

(I'm going to tell that to my Parole Officer tomorrow....I'm thinking that's gonna cut me back to Community Service in a few months).




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