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lovepuppy -> have leash will travel (6/25/2008 4:01:46 AM)

"To all the dynamite doms and sassy subs out there in bondageland, it's another hot day on the expressway, a scat artist has overturned and there is shit everywhere, I urge anyone trying to get to downtown to find another way around the road crews will be until mid morning cleaning this up.  In other news doms report still not finding a way to get the stick out of thier collective backides and subs everywhere are calling for sanctions against anyone using Milli Vanilli songs as a torture device.   In weather, it's going to be another scorcher today so leave the leather underpants at home and just try to keep cool.  It's five minitues past the hour here at KCCK and if listening to this you are already late for work. 

We have a request and dedication, this is from Lars a sub from Maryland to his very special Domme, he says 'Mamma, if you were a dog and I was peanut butter I'd want you to lick me off the roof of your mouth all night long.'  So for Lars and his Lady here is Ethel Merman singing Bon Jovi"

Hey folks! just a quick hey-how-are-ya, from the pupster, remindin' ya'll nuthin says luvin' like somethin from the kitchen supply aisle.




Sabella -> RE: have leash will travel (6/28/2008 12:45:09 PM)

I almost bought another jar of peanut butter just 3 days ago too *ponders*

I look forward to the next edition, perhaps "Fun with olives"? [:D]




emmie83 -> RE: have leash will travel (6/28/2008 11:07:48 PM)

lmao i love this




mutism -> RE: have leash will travel (6/29/2008 7:58:04 AM)

haha hey puppy




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