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Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and establish an equal society

24/7 reality tv shows on every network world wide

0% (0)

Use nuclear weapons to cause all supervolconoes to erupt

0% (0)

Start cloud seeding operations in every major tropical wave

0% (0)

Use nuclear weapons to melt the ice caps

6% (1)

24/7 news programing on tv, nothing else

0% (0)

Genetically alter the hemoraghic fever viruses so they are airborn

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Begin a stupid human hunting season, politicians as first targets

40% (6)

melt ice caps and begin cloud seeding operations

0% (0)

Divert ice comets into the earth's atmosphere

6% (1)

none of the above, I have a better idea

46% (7)

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(last vote on : 6/27/2008 11:18:54 AM)
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Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and est... - 6/17/2008 11:23:37 AM

jlf1961

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Alright, since it is clear that sterilization is a really dumb idea, I have taken it upon myself to propose alternate plans to accomplish the desired effects.

I will admit, each of the plans have some drawbacks.

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 11:27:14 AM

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tv shows wont work..it just makes people fatter..from all the pizza and other junk we eat while watching tv....yes i just ate pizza as we speak..and now i am munching on chocolate bars and of course..my yummy diet pepsi...

why not....do like the movie "the signal"...send out signals thru tv sets and radio with msgs to kill each other.....woo....then when population is down to 1000...stop doing it....

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 11:32:43 AM

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well whatever you decide, you better start it off in the big, bad, evil USA first! and then start it with subs who don't have a high pain threshold...afterall, we all know they aren't as highly prized as the twue pain sluts are.

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 11:34:58 AM

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quote:

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well whatever you decide, you better start it off in the big, bad, evil USA first! and then start it with subs who don't have a high pain threshold...afterall, we all know they aren't as highly prized as the twue pain sluts are.

id start it off in japan....but i'd save the japanese anime artists....i need them... japan is way over populated....

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 11:55:01 AM

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Put a sign on the moon that says: "Free Beer, Ribs, and Steak Here." "Today only" Put it up in multiple languages, and garish neon.

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 12:01:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

well whatever you decide, you better start it off in the big, bad, evil USA first! and then start it with subs who don't have a high pain threshold...afterall, we all know they aren't as highly prized as the twue pain sluts are.

id start it off in japan....but i'd save the japanese anime artists....i need them... japan is way over populated....

But the Japanese are so good at surviving attacks from Godzilla, best to start elsewhere.

I propose a plan to zombiefy the world with zombie juice in the coffee. I dont drink coffee, thusly I'm saved

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 12:03:25 PM

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~~makes note to start growing my own coffee beans~~

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 12:11:43 PM

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have u ever attacked the japanese christine....er...godzilla???spinns claims that japan always beats you in a fight...

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 12:13:12 PM

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i'm a lover, not a fighter....

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 12:21:47 PM

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Have you ever loved japan, christine?

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 12:24:55 PM

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oh hell, here's the honest truth....i would go around stomping countries to bits, willy nilly....but i don't want to mess up my high heels in the process. (betchya didn't know giant lizards could wear high heels huh?)

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 12:35:12 PM

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*Runs screaming from the willy-nilly lizard*

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 12:39:06 PM

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i suppose that giant lizards can wear whatever they would like to.

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 12:41:44 PM

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sweetness, you just gave me another idea for what my resident name could be rofl

and atursvcMaam, i suppose you are right.....

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 12:48:08 PM

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an afterthought to my original post on this thread: the monogamous people should also be taken out first as they are seen as sexually frigid and closed minded by so many...and ya know, the "many" must be right in their closed mindedness about monogamy.

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He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 1:02:23 PM

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Well, the reason I suggested causing the supervolcanoes to erupt is becuase I really like snow, but here in west texas it is a bit rare. I was thinking that starting another ice age would then allow me to see lots of snow.

I mean with all that volcanic ash and sulfer dioxide and stuff reflecting the sun's heat.......

And if we melted all the ice caps, it would still cause an ice age, plus I wouldnt have to travel so far to the beach.

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 1:05:30 PM

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Wouldn't it be a lot easier to just move north?

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RE: Plans to end overpopulation, pollution, poverty and... - 6/17/2008 1:18:56 PM

jlf1961

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Are you nuts? I would have to sell my house, buy a new one outside city limits, and then have to drive all the way with my five dogs barking the question "are we there yet?"

Besides, it would increase my driving time to the beach, if we melted all the ice caps and glaciers.

Besides, before the new ice age hit, I could invest heavily in winter sports related companies and resorts thus I would make a small fortune.

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