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rubberpet -> Negotiations not going too well? (6/17/2008 6:35:41 AM)
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A rich man sees this beautiful blonde sitting at the table next to him. Being that he is a master of negotiations and he is used to getting what he wants, he propositions the lady.
"Excuse me, I must say you are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I'm sure you are here with someone, but why don't you hve dinner with me?"
She is a bit flattered, but replies, "I'm here with my husband. Thank you anyway."
Not taking no for an answer, he continues, "Would you consider going to bed with me for a million dollars, then? I simply must have you, even if it were for only one night."
Somewhat taken aback, "Well, you are certainly a handsome man who is no doubt very well off. I suppose I might consider it, especially since my husband doesn't satisfy me in bed."
The man, quite pleased with how things are going, looks deep into her eyes, takes her hand, and asks, "How about for ten dollars?"
The young lady gasps, obviously quite shocked and insulted, and yanks her hand back quickly, "Excuse me!? What do you take me for? A common prostitute?"
The man simply replies, "Madam, we've already established that. We are now negotiating price."
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