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faerytattoodgirl -> robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 8:49:29 AM)

but not in our life time....damnit....just when i thought i would get some...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080615/ts_afp/lifestylenetherlandstechnologylovesexrobots_080615055138






DomAviator -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 8:56:34 AM)

Hey they say the ones that fuck will be ready in 5 years. It will be 40 to get talking ones.... Speaking as a man, I think that the non-talking ones will go over better!!! [:D] 



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 9:23:05 AM)

so your not afraid of an electrical shock when you stick penis into her hole??



BBWnNC72 -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 9:30:49 AM)

It's kind of like that movie a while back with Robin Williams i think it was called Bicentennial Man.
 
Pretty good movie.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 9:48:51 AM)

isnt anyone the least bit worried that this could be japans secret weapon to take over the world???  keep in mind these robots could probably be controlled all the way from japan to usa via satelite.

i can picture terminator happening in real life.  each little robot secretly having a tiny nuclear device attached.



DomAviator -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 9:56:50 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

so your not afraid of an electrical shock when you stick penis into her hole??


No Ill just make sure my fuckbot is UL Listed [:D] Seriously though, it would Im sure be a low voltage, and how many women are electorcuted by vibrators. ( a sex robot is pretty analagous to a vibrator)

Hell I already have four robots in my house - one that vaccums (roomba) , one that washes floors (scooba) one that sweeps (dirt dog) and one that mows the grass (Husquarvarna Automower) so its a natural transition for me to get one that fucks LOL. Im an "early adopter" of technology...



GimpinDenial -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 11:16:56 AM)

[:D]wow, no offense, but sheesh, you're lazy!



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 11:18:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial

[:D]wow, no offense, but sheesh, you're lazy!



and rich...those gadgets are $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



DomAviator -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 11:44:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial

[:D]wow, no offense, but sheesh, you're lazy!



and rich...those gadgets are $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



Actually, they arent that bad. The three robots package was $899 from www.irobot.com  Because of the robots I only need the cleaning lady twice a week to do windows, counters, make beds , do laundry etc...

However, I have to say that the entertainment value of seeing how the robots piss off my cat is in and of itself worth the price. My dog, being  a yellow lab, is retarded. He just follows them around but they disturb the siameese cat to no end! LOL Seeing her puff up and hiss is well worth it LOL



BBWnNC72 -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 12:35:33 PM)

i want a sugar daddy or a sugar subby, LOL.

OMG, what if it is a male bot and it's batteries went dead or the power goes out when it is doing the nasty and gets stuck inside?  LOL, i can just imagine that 911 call.

911:, what is your emergency?
kat: um, well, i um.
911: ma'am, what is your emergency? speak up, i cant hear you
kat: i was um, being pleasured by my bot and um
911: ma'am, (chuckle) can you please repeat that?
kat: well, i was having sex and um, with my bot, and um well, you see, the batteries went, um dead
911: ma'am, are you saying you were having relations with a bot and it went dead?
kat: um, yes, and its on top, (sob)
911: yes ma'am. we get these calls all the time, the battery squad is on its way. (heard in the back ground before hanging up "oh lordy, looks like we have another freaky loney chick)

Thanks Faery, i didn't even think about the whole secret weapon thing and taking over the world, till now.



GimpinDenial -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 12:49:46 PM)

quote:

"There are many millions of people in the world who have nobody. They might be shy or they might have some psychological hang-ups or psycho-sexual hang-ups, they might have personality problems, they might be ugly ...

yeppers, that pretty much sums me up



MzMia -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 1:26:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

but not in our life time....damnit....just when i thought i would get some...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080615/ts_afp/lifestylenetherlandstechnologylovesexrobots_080615055138



This is what many of us have been waiting for!
faerytattoo, 5 years will do it for me.
I don't need one that can talk....... [:D]
Time to start saving my money![:D]
[sm=mrpuffy.gif]



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 1:34:06 PM)

you could have me now for an undisclosed negotiable sum. [8|]



Vendaval -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 4:08:58 PM)

Well, robots would be perfect for some people and
not for others, could beat most blind dates though.



Leatherist -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 4:13:17 PM)

Cool, I wonder about modifications though.....Like it says, "My precious gift of submission is"....... then I bitch slap  it and it just gets on with giving me a blowjob?



mefisto69 -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 4:46:55 PM)

HaH ! Only 2 years, 5 months and 17 days 'til my Cherry 2000 arrives ! WoooooooooT



Maya2001 -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 4:50:02 PM)

Here I will let you play with couple  of my friends... should be a shocking experience  [:D]   and attachments can be changed  LOL heck  they can  even squirt  LOL  and if they slap ..you probably won't even remember and they are capable of branding as well http://www.cami.ca/images/tour/welding/big_robots2.jpg



Griswold -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 6:36:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DomAviator

Hey they say the ones that fuck will be ready in 5 years. It will be 40 to get talking ones.... Speaking as a man, I think that the non-talking ones will go over better!!! [:D] 


ROMFFALMFFAO !!!!

(And, while I would never of course admit to it here....it's entirely possible I might agree with you LOL)



MzMia -> RE: robot lovers will be a reality. (6/16/2008 6:52:56 PM)

[:D]I admitted it, and I ain't ashamed, either.

Many men talk to damn much, it aint just the women.
 
Gags are a great thing.



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