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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 10:24:16 AM   
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Well, as we were taught many moons ago by Sister Mary Suffering Bastard, when you look "upward" you are looking "away" from the Earth and it's human imperfections. 

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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 10:36:31 AM   
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I look down, if I looked up I might see the sun, and then I'd turn to ash.
And if you look back you'll be turned into a pillar of salt.

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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 10:42:43 AM   
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My life is not spent trying to prove they don't exsist as athiest do to try to prove that the Christian God isn't real.

Funny, I have yet to meet an atheist who made the slightest effort to disprove the existance of God.
Not only that, the concept of a diety never even crosses my mind.

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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 10:50:24 AM   
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The lift speaker was near the ceiling? I know on the trains I look up because the train speaker is on the ceiling. "We are sorry for the delay caused to your service this was due to the late arrival of an incoming service. We don't have to tell you why the incoming service was late because that information is given out on a need to know basis and since you are on this train and not that train you don't need to know. Remember to take all your personal belongings with you before leaving the train, any unattended items such as ladies underwear will be stolen by the security services and tested for fit by a hairy bastard."

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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 12:13:50 PM   
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Not only that, the concept of a diety never even crosses my mind.


Oh yeah - then why did you say 'deity' and 'crosses' in the same sentence?

Another closet christian outed. My day's work is done.


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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 12:41:14 PM   
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Let's see, i know i did not step on anyone getting in the elevator, the other occupants were male, and the voice was decidedly feminine, where was she hiding other than above? 

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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 2:55:14 PM   
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For Example I do not believe in the Greek Gods, I know they are not real, My life is not spent trying to prove they don't exsist as athiest do to try to prove that the Christian God isn't real.

Thats okay.  Zeus doesn't believe you exist either and said he isn't going to waste his time disproving you.

Just because your flavor of god is different from someone else's doesn't necessarily prove it to be false.  Your flavor may be just as tasteless to them as theirs is to you.

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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 4:01:27 PM   
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Because the speaker is set up on the side of the elevator wall and not down at the floor level. We instinctively expect that the person's ears will be very close to their mouth and the fact that this is a disembodied machine talking doesn't change instinct.

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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 4:03:03 PM   
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probably because of the title, boi.. .


Oh, yea, uh duh. thanks

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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 4:10:23 PM   
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RE: Is that you god? - 6/14/2008 7:34:51 PM   
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too many responses that caused me to do this...

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RE: Is that you god? - 6/15/2008 12:53:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Zensee

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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster
Not only that, the concept of a diety never even crosses my mind.


Oh yeah - then why did you say 'deity' and 'crosses' in the same sentence?

Another closet christian outed. My day's work is done.


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Days are real short up there, eh?

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