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popeye1250 -> RE: On My Way Out/ Going to look for pay phones today! (6/13/2008 7:37:46 PM)
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP My first cell phone lived in the car and ran off the car charger and was used solely when the car broke down to call for a tow. These days the cell phone comes in the house at night to be charged since I have no idea where the car charger is. But I have kids and if the younger misses the bus, he needs to be picked up. My oldest, in college, needed hers when she spun out in a snow storm with no precise knowledge of where she was. She called me frantic, I told her to call 911 and that the state police could use GPS to find her, which they did. Des, that's why I bought my phone in N.H. too, in case of emergencies. I moved up to the foothills of the White Mntns and they find people dead in broken down cars there every once in a while in -20 degrees in January. Problem was it didn't work within 5 miles of my house! Mountains. Of course they don't tell you things like that when you're buying the phone and *signing the contract* that Verizon's ... ahem,..."representative"... in Radio Shack hands you, a 17 year old kid who's, "filling in for his Dad!" And were you aware that you can't sue the phone companies? And, most times anyone calls you on the phone these days they're *looking for something* either your money or your time! I like to have a little fun with them; "Hello, I'm with H&H Siding company and we're having a "special" in your area this month!" Me; ...Oh? I live in a log cabin." "Click." "Hi! I'm Mike, a Sales Representative from G&G Replacement Windows and we're having a half price special in your area!" Me; "Oh Mike,...you should have called 3 months ago, I had the whole house done!" "I got a Great Deal though, only cost me $26,000, I got 'em good! I could hear the breath leave his body. "Click." Or sometimes I like to have some fun with them ala The Jerky Boys. "Hi, I'm collecting to prevent the slaughter of seals off the coast of Canada!" Me,..."Oh!, Oh! Oh! you wanta fucka my daughter Sheila and make her pregnant ina Canada!!!???" "Whoo 'da fuck issa deese!" "I cutta you fuckin'a Salami off!" "Fuckin' Umbriago!" "Manazia lo Diabla Chooch! "Click." You got to have fun with it! I just don't want a portable phone because then you become a slave to the phone. Then, they "can" reach you somehow and it's always relatives with their hand out.
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