jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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Lord, I am a sinner, but I mean well... I rarely ask for anything, but I am asking now.... Please let me win the 58 million dollar cash option lottery jack pot so I can buy a large boat and leave the United States.... With all the protests by Christians and right wing conservatives, I dont think I belong here anymore. I promise to give 15% of the payout to the church before taxes, to take care of my family, to pay off the house, and to share enough funds with my family that they will be taken care of until the collapse of civilization as we know it. I also promise not to take a weed eater to the grass skirts of the beautiful native girls on the south pacific islands. Amen one more thing, if you let me win and get the boat I wont be able to give shahar and thorny headaches any more.
< Message edited by jlf1961 -- 8/16/2010 5:18:20 PM >
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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