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Taking a Woman to Bed - 6/1/2008 2:28:25 PM

FangsNfeet

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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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RE: Taking a Woman to Bed - 6/1/2008 2:45:24 PM

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I still require a story before I go to sleep!

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RE: Taking a Woman to Bed - 6/1/2008 4:47:28 PM

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lol cute.. thnx.

H >:)

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