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Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 5:55:38 PM   
LuckyAlbatross


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Status: offline 		It started when I was in college- a game to masturbate in every building on campus (with a student body of only 12k, this wasn't too impossible over four years). I didn't make good on that, but I had good progress. My favorite was getting off in the honors student lounge with the door open directly across from me on the couch.

Actually it probably started in high school, some of my main first sexual experiences were at NASA Goddard bathrooms and grassy hideaways. The necessities of being young with no money or car but still horny.

Anyway, it continued when I got into the working world and I've masturbated and gotten off in every office I've worked at. Usually imagining being shoved on the bathroom floor with a sign on the door or a "manager/pimp" lining guys up for a nice mid afternoon stress break to fuck me for 10 minutes in exchange for a $20.

In this office it's changed to a more intimate scene on being offered to clients as a perk of doing business with us.

There's a scene in one of the early episodes of the Sopranos where Tony has to pretend to work at an office for awhile and he's utterly bored. After a half hour you see him fucking his "secretary" while he's sitting at the desk. You can tell he's totally just wasting a few minutes using her. That was SO HOT to me.

Despite all this, I've never actually had sex at an office. However, EVERYONE will be gone Thur and Fri this week and then from the 9th-12th. I'm really trying to get some people in to take advantage and fulfill that fantasy.  I have someone lined up for tomorrow and someone lined up for the 11th.

It's a pretty vanilla thing really, just hot sex in a few positions in an office. But it's the being used, just a mid day break fuck of hotness, that's really what makes it work.

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 6:14:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Having done this, lots of fun.  My desk, boss's desk, the floor... Don't get caught, and enjoy!!

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 7:37:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		These days...expect to be video-taped. If that doesn't bother you...or if you enjoy it...well...have fun!!
(really all I'm saying is expect to be busted...everyone and their brother has their space watched these days)
Good luck though!

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 7:39:05 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		Thats why I love my work, I control the cameras :)
Im trying for the same thing, on a weekend im at work


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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 7:53:08 PM   
LuckyAlbatross


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quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
These days...expect to be video-taped. If that doesn't bother you...or if you enjoy it...well...have fun!!
(really all I'm saying is expect to be busted...everyone and their brother has their space watched these days)
Good luck though!

In general I would agree.  However, the "office" is actually a small house built to house the first telephone exchange in the town converted where the sole employees are my boss, his wife, on occasion their spoiled son and me.  All three of them will be out of town the rest of the week. 

For technological viewing, let's just say the likelihood of my boss thinking to put it in is pretty darn low as I taught him how to use the "reply to all" function in his email just a few weeks ago and I definitely would have known about it by now- not just because they can't keep a secret about ANYTHING, but because I've done lots of other solo sexual stuff on my own already.

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 7:59:46 PM   
Aileen1968


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Status: offline 		Oooh I used to love having sex at work.   Thanks for the memories.
And I used to fantasize about blowing the UPS guy that delivered there.

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 8:02:01 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		This is some serious hotness, LA!!! 

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 8:18:38 PM   
xxblushesxx


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
These days...expect to be video-taped. If that doesn't bother you...or if you enjoy it...well...have fun!!
(really all I'm saying is expect to be busted...everyone and their brother has their space watched these days)
Good luck though!

For technological viewing, let's just say the likelihood of my boss thinking to put it in is pretty darn low as I taught him how to use the "reply to all" function in his email just a few weeks ago


*lol* I think you're ok...

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 8:35:09 PM   
LuckyAlbatross


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Status: offline 		Thanks :)  Oddly enough I do NOT enjoy the prospect of getting caught, that's not where the fantasy is at all and frankly it's been the biggest deterrant, that's not a high or thrill for me at all.

It's much more just being used as a midday fuck break by a guy I barely know and then being left to finish out the day.

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 8:40:21 PM   
DomAviator


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Status: offline 		Hmmmm offered as a perk to clients huh?  Want a job? Ill even train you for an FAA Advanced and Instrument Ground Instructor rating....  Come fly the "friendly skies"....

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/28/2008 8:53:34 PM   
Irishknight


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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/29/2008 6:12:26 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: Irishknight

I'm still working on getting that UPS uniform ....

LMAO!!


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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/29/2008 9:19:34 AM   
DDraigeuraid


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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/29/2008 10:08:26 AM   
cyberdude611


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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Oooh I used to love having sex at work.   Thanks for the memories.
And I used to fantasize about blowing the UPS guy that delivered there.


A girl I knew at work did that. She went and had sex with the FedEx guy over her lunch break.

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/29/2008 10:15:12 AM   
BRNaughtyAngel


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Status: offline 		All I have to say is I HOPE you post a followup and let us know what happened!  LOL!


Hot, hot, hot, hot.......... !

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/29/2008 10:19:48 AM   
MladyHathor


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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/29/2008 10:23:05 AM   
Irishknight


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Status: offline 		I remember fondly the security room of a bank in Little Rock.  There's nothing like having sex while looking through a windoe at a room full of money.

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/29/2008 11:41:00 AM   
TequilaMocknbird


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

In general I would agree.  However, the "office" is actually a small house built to house the first telephone exchange in the town converted where the sole employees are my boss, his wife, on occasion their spoiled son and me.  All three of them will be out of town the rest of the week. 

For technological viewing, let's just say the likelihood of my boss thinking to put it in is pretty darn low as I taught him how to use the "reply to all" function in his email just a few weeks ago and I definitely would have known about it by now- not just because they can't keep a secret about ANYTHING, but because I've done lots of other solo sexual stuff on my own already.


And if they are taping... it just may get you a "raise" for going well beyond the work requirements.     

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RE: Sex in the Office - 5/29/2008 1:35:56 PM   
Marc2b


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My favorite was getting off in the honors student lounge with the door open directly across from me on the couch.


That was you????!!!!!!

Just kidding (though I wish I wasn’t)

(wanders away to clonk IrishKnight over the head and steal his UPS uniform)

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