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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/25/2008 7:45:43 AM   
LadyLynx


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Status: offline 		I love these types of threads!

One time I was making out with a friend, (who was a fuck buddy at that time.) well, I was in silly mood, when we were laying on his couch, kissing, he came up for a breather, I just implusively said "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!" we both cracked up, unfortunately it ruined the mood, but that is one of his favorite stories to tell, the rat fink.  (For a long time was to embarressed to tell anyone, but over it now.)

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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/25/2008 10:36:31 PM   
DommeKeliDallas


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Status: offline 		I live in Dallas and flew to Chicago to see a sub.
The handcuff keys were on my keychain with the valet in DALLAS.
As soon as I slipped the steel handcuffs on him, I remembered where the KEY was! IN DALLAS!
We called the janitor of the Hilton O' Hare, but he had nothing to cut the lock with.
He wound up having to go to the Pleasure Chest downtown and drove there with this coat over the steering wheel as he drove.
The Man behind the counter at the Pleasure Chest looked like Mr. Clean and flirted with this tiny attorney with handcuffs on him...
at least the cuffs were in FRONT of him...

< Message edited by DommeKeliDallas -- 5/25/2008 10:41:05 PM >

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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/26/2008 7:14:24 AM   
IronBear


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From: Beenleigh, Qld, Australia
Status: offline 		About a year ago i was invited to attens as a counsellor/therapist a BDS<M meetings. I rolled up and found the meeting was an evening BBQ attended by males and their sons.. It was a meeting of the Boys, Daddies, Social gropu for disenfranchised sand single fathers... Jusrt shows how our lifestyle can modify our mindset and percepotions doesn't it?

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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/26/2008 8:13:03 AM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		(sighs) There are entirely too many to choose from but here goes.

There was that time when I used to keep my toy bag in the trunk of my car.  Not the best idea considering I worked in a place where the guards would randomly pull your car over when entering or leaving to check inside it for various reasons.  I was leaving work one day and was lucky enough to be chosen for the random inspection.  When the guards proceeded to pull out my toy bag, open it up and lay out the contents on the top of my trunk, the traffic leaving began to slow down - markedly.  Damn rubber neckers.  All I could say to the guard was that none of the items were Company Issued.  By his smirk, I think he already knew that.

Unfortunately, that moment was not the height of my embarassment.  It was a few days later when my boss opened my office door, poked his head in and said in one breath - "If you know of anyone who is looking for a boytoy to play with, let me know."  Before ducking out quickly and shutting the door behind him....

I think my jaw is still hanging low over that unexpected twist.

I won't even get into having to testify in court as a witness on behalf of my BDSM group before a courtroom full of very confused and very amused vanilla onlookers.

Or the time I came out of subspace and realized that I could actually climb the St. Andrews cross, but getting down was a bit harder.

Just to name a few.

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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/26/2008 9:11:06 AM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Oh, I forgot when my two lesbian friends and I went to a Leather Leadership Conference and all of my friends 'toys" were brought out for inspection.  Did you know that a vibrator will bounce around like crazy, and make a hellacious noise when set down on a conveyor belt and accidentally turned on?  Of course the hellacious noise was quickly drowned out by the line of people who were laughing riotously.  This is where I exited stage left and abandoned my friends to wait for clearance through the security line at the airport.


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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/26/2008 2:14:57 PM   
leatherknight245


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Status: offline 		You know, It is slightly shameful and a bit crushing to your ego when you have to break into your own "Toy Cabinet".   All of my goodies, for the most part, are kept in a nice looking wooden amoire that I had converted on it's interior to house my many various adult toys.   And perhaps I am a bit biased, as I set up the inside myself, but when those doors swing open to display the treasure trove of naughty goodies on the inside......it is just magical..In any event, back to the point, I found myself in a sudden need for one of my ball gags, leather blinders, restraints and a particular 15 foot section of red shibari rope.   So I went to my key ring, which is sometimes considered rediculously large and full, to begin dilligently fishing for that special key that would set my fantasies free (you see?  I get way too into this...lol)   But alas I found no such key.   What?   Wait a minute..that can't be friggin right...this is where ALL of my keys are....it would be no where else!   Again I looked, then a third time. NO KEY!!!   Oh NO!!   THIS CANNOT BE......MUST HAVE BALL GAG!   The padlock on the armoire was actually pretty new and the two little keys that opened it, I attached to my ring by that silly little wire loop that the key set comes on.   Which makes it a completely reasonable assumption that both keys must have fallen off of my key ring (an oversight I shall not again repeat).   At first I was saddened by the ordeal, but that soon faded, as I still needed said items in a pretty immediate fashion.   So I had no other recourse......I had to break into my own bondage cabinet.....how pathetic.   I grabbed a hammer and a screwdriver and pounded the lock open with an assault of strikes.   While doing so, a part of my ego sort of took a little step back and looked at the situation as a whole.   HERE WAS A DOM, COMPLETELY FRAZZLED AND DESPERATE, FRANTICALLY BEATING AT THE DOORS TO GAIN ACCESS.....And so I now ask myself....who owns who? (metaphorically speaking)    Had I allowed these objects to become the basis for who I am as a Dom?   Have I abandoned intellect and my sinister creative spark?   The moment proved to be an ultamitely rewarding and eye opening one that has since caused much introspection.     By the way.....I got the f#%king thing open.

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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/26/2008 2:26:25 PM   
leatherknight245


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Status: offline 		I would not go so far as to say that the BDSM community is open minded as a whole......deviant yes, open minded....hmmmm not so much.   Protocal inherantly has a problem with openendedness and certainly the concept of a Switch is a direct assualt on the foundation THAT IS THE GREATER COMMUNITY AT LARGE.  

I myself love having switch tendancies (though I am a Dom in my current relationship), I embrace it.   Half the time that I am erotically torturing or spanking my sub.....I do it with great passion because the whole time I am thinking to myself......."Damn, that looks like fun too!"  

Embrace your inner switch.....and never be ashamed!!!   We are a community onto ourselves....the subculture of a subculture....and now...that is deep.   LOL

Be well.

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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/26/2008 6:11:42 PM   
Vigilantejustice


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quote:

ORIGINAL: leatherknight245

You know, It is slightly shameful and a bit crushing to your ego when you have to break into your own "Toy Cabinet". All of my goodies, for the most part, are kept in a nice looking wooden amoire that I had converted on it's interior to house my many various adult toys.
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So I had no other recourse......I had to break into my own bondage cabinet.....how pathetic. I grabbed a hammer and a screwdriver and pounded the lock open with an assault of strikes. While doing so, a part of my ego sort of took a little step back and looked at the situation as a whole. HERE WAS A DOM, COMPLETELY FRAZZLED AND DESPERATE, FRANTICALLY BEATING AT THE DOORS TO GAIN ACCESS.....And so I now ask myself....who owns who? (metaphorically speaking) Had I allowed these objects to become the basis for who I am as a Dom? Have I abandoned intellect and my sinister creative spark? The moment proved to be an ultamitely rewarding and eye opening one that has since caused much introspection. By the way.....I got the f#%king thing open.


I've had to do that. But I made sure the hinges were externally mounted. Unscrew the hinges, bam, your in.
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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/26/2008 7:00:07 PM   
Abraxus


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Status: offline 		Well it's true mistoferin and I have shared some funny experiences together, some were more funny to me than her I must say. Like one of the first scenes we had together. We were doing a scene where I was making a wax molding of the area just below her pubic mons. I proceeded to cover the area completely with several coats of hot wax. After I was done I started preparing to remove the wax. Now this is the part where It gets funny (well to me at least) I started to remove the wax but it was still to warm and erin being as hot as she is wasn't helping. Erin being the helpfull submissive that she is suggested that I go down the hall and get some ice to cool it (the wax ya pervs) down. We were playing at a local Hotel with one of those huge ice machines. I walked down the hall with a big grin and a big A_ _ bucket. I proceeded to fill it with ice.  When I came back erin was almost asleep and very relaxed, so relaxed that she didnt notice the Big A_ _   bucket I had full of Ice. Mind you the bed was covered with a clear plastic tarp to protect the blanket and sheets from wax. Needless to say the sheet didn't protect erin from the full bucket of ice which I dumped on her vaginal area.  I must say I had a good laugh. 

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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/26/2008 7:09:42 PM   
Abraxus


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Status: offline 		Then there was this last weekend. I had erin tied up to a bar between two walls spread eagle. I started warning her up with some light floggers. I pulled out one of My newer ones. It is a long black horse hair flogger. As I was flogging her the loose horse hairs started to come out. Her back was facing me with legs spread. I started to flog between her legs and the loose horse hairs started to stick to her dripping wet cunt. I looked down and reached in and pulled the hairs out and laughed. We had a bit of an audience. I couldn't help but blurt out "I thought I told you to shave". Then from the crowd I heard some one yell out I should make her a pony girl. I laughed and tried to stick the flogger up her ass but to no avail it wouldn't stick up her tight ass.

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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/27/2008 4:21:11 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: Abraxus
Needless to say the sheet didn't protect erin from the full bucket of ice which I dumped on her vaginal area.  I must say I had a good laugh. 


Yes.....and I really could have used your help in peeling myself off of the ceiling!

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RE: Funny BDSM experiences - 5/27/2008 4:23:39 AM   
mistoferin


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Abraxus
from the crowd I heard some one yell out I should make her a pony girl.


Gosh, I wish they would understand that you don't need any help or encouragement.

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There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

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