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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 6:56:17 AM   
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I recall a story about a pilot who during a check ride was thrown just one too many problems and replied "At this point, I'd just trust in the Lord."  Supposedly, the check pilot failed him and noted in his report, "The Lord is not rated to fly a Piper Colt."

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 6:57:05 AM   
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Thats funny

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 7:16:40 AM   
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This story reminds me of the final scene in The Young Ones, where they've stolen a London bus and taken it, Summer Holiday style, for a run to the coast.

It goes off the road and veers towards a poster of Cliff Richards.

"Cliff!" they all shout, before the bus tumbles over the edge and onto the rocks below.

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 7:31:47 AM   
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DA, I think your approach of preparing your students to fly IFR is great. I also agree that it should be mandated for every new pilot, it would make flying safer for everyone. VFR conditions on takeoff can become IFR enroute, Especially for a novice pilot, this can spell tragedy. JFK Jr. comes to mind. I wonder, if he had been trained for IFR conditions, might he and his fiancee still be with their families. 


Thanks cjan and yes, if JFK Jr had been instrument rated he would have had an entirely uneventful flight. I routinely fly in worse conditions over water. People dont realize that the inner ear lies to you and cannot be trusted to tell you the direction of a turn. One of the things I do in my groundschool seminars is I put a blindfolded student in an office chair and have him do a thumbs up to show what direction hes being rotated. I then stop or reverse the direction of rotation and hes giving the wrong thumbs up... Makes a powerful point. Kennnedy got fucked by a vestibular illusion, and worked it into a classic death spiral his first indication he was in trouble was when the glass shattered and the water came in. There are so many things that will lie to you - autokenisis (moving lights by staring at them), False horizons, vestibular illusions, somatagravic illusions etc... You cannot trust any of your senses when flying - just multiple instruments confirmed by cross check.

On termy's question / comment - an E6B isnt a "fancy flight computer gizmo its an $8 cardboard slide rule thingy thats been around since WW1 days. They have $70 electronic caluclator versions anyone can use or get, (and $100,000 Flight management systems in some of the aircraft I fly), but I still carry a $20 aluminum E6B because it can never trip breakers, have a software crash, or have dead batteries LOL.

Autorotation in a helicopter is a bit hairy for passengers in theory but I think its kind of fun. Its all about stored inertia in the blades and the heavier the blades the easier it is to do. Autorotation in a Robinson R-22 trainer causes me to suck the seat cushion up my ass due to the pucker factor cause the blades have no signifigant mass, but doing it in a Bell 206 is cake to me. I could play with a 206 all day but unfortunately at $500 per hour I generally only do it on someone elses dime LOL. Contrary to popular belief and as Irish pointed out helicopters dont "drop" if the engine quits they can be autorotated to a safe landing. Pilots practice that again and again till its insitictive. Greedy you have NOTHING to worry about in helicopters, and Termy - youre wrong about the "controlled crash" and try to ditch in water autorotation. Frankly if I had to autoroatae I would put it down in a parking lot or school playground / sports field. Water and tall grass as not good choices as they disperse the air. You NEVER EVER EVER ditch in water if you can avoid it and in an autorotation you flare and settle so there is no dramatic crash. You just come down fast, flare and then bleed off the last of the energy to settle onto the skids. Its a smooth landing not a crash. I fly and instruct in both and while airplanes are my bread and butter, helicopters are shitloads of fun! :)

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 7:56:41 AM   
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Have y'all been up in a glider ? There are many places where you can go up for a ride in a glider as a passenger for about $100. It's a total blast and I love the lack of engine noise. Here in south Florida we have great conditions for gliding, i.e. thermals. If you have a good pilot to take you up, they can do amazing, fun things with that plane. To me, it's kind of like sailing and a total blast. Btw, one thing that puzzles me is why is it that you can get a glider pilot license at the age of 16, but you have to be 18 to get a single engingine fixed wing license, or have the rules changed since I last looked ? 

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 8:18:04 AM   
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Have y'all been up in a glider ? There are many places where you can go up for a ride in a glider as a passenger for about $100. It's a total blast and I love the lack of engine noise. Here in south Florida we have great conditions for gliding, i.e. thermals. If you have a good pilot to take you up, they can do amazing, fun things with that plane. To me, it's kind of like sailing and a total blast. Btw, one thing that puzzles me is why is it that you can get a glider pilot license at the age of 16, but you have to be 18 to get a single engingine fixed wing license, or have the rules changed since I last looked ? 


Its 17 for a private airplane or helicopter , 16 for balloon or glider. 18 for any kind of commercial and 23 (not 21 but 23 which is kind of odd LOL for Airline Transport Pilot or Aircraft Dispatcher)  The difference is that gliders have no fuel and cant really do any damage if  they crash....  Plus gliders and balloons require a crew to launch so presumably there is an adult present to make the go - no go decision. The 16 year old glider pilot isnt going up unless the commercial pilot decideds to give him a tow (or at a non-profit club the private pilot with 100 hours and three tows and an endorsement to do tows)

Gliders are a lot of fun though - Ive got my commercial glider ticket. (Im collecting ratings - so Ive got ATP single and multiengine land, Commercial Helicopter, Glider and single engine sea, and Private Balloon as well as Airline Dispatcher, Flight Engineer- Turbojet, Airframe and Powerplant Mechanic, Ground Instructor instrument and advanced, andf flight instructor airplane, instrument and multi and flight instructor helicopter and instrument as well as several type ratings...  I still need to add airplane multiengine sea, airship (blimp), commercial balloon, and some type ratings in some airplanes that Ill never fly - Like I want to Get DC-3 just cause thats a classic, and Boeing 707, etc... For professional reasons I want to get some Airbus ones too - cause right now I only have the Boeing types - 727, 737, 747, and 777. The Airbus products - despite being french  are eventually going to wind up in the secondary market that contracts out crew training  and / or leases crews (Im essentially a "pilot pimp" I train and whore out pilots to companies that need them) so I better get with it and pick up some airbus ratings or Im going to lose market opportunities.  

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 10:50:15 AM   
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Yeah I know and thats the problem... There should be no dumbasses flying. I kind of hate the VFR only 40 hour private pilot rating. ... If it were up to me, which unfortunately it isnt, the time for private would be expanded to 100 hours and would include a mandatory instrument rating. ...  The law is (for VFR) 30 minutes of fuel reserve in the daytime 45 at night, and I personally always fly to instrument standards - fuel to the intended airport, then the alternate, then an addl 45 min.


Ok, I've been avoiding this thread for a variety of reasons - the main one being fear that it would turn into a glorified religious fest.  But after reading the thread all the way through this morning, I just Have to make a few comments.
 
I'm one of those Part 61 ( the part with 40hr minimums) Private SEL fixedwing folks.  My Instrument rate I got via a Part 141 school.  Part 141 had Lower minimum hours than Part 61 when I did my training.   Just because it's a "school" is NOT necessarily an indication that they somehow turn out "better" pilots.  From personal experience going from Part 61 training to Part 141 training and then back to Part 61 training, it was just the opposite.
 
By the time I took my private checkride with the FAA, I had logged almost 100 hours of PIC time - due to my CFI's insistance on certain things.   Anal sumbiatch that he was, with his Own reputation to worry about (he'd never had a student fail to pass the practical on their first attempt)  it was a very rare case when he would sign someone off for their checkride at the 40hr minimum.  I flew with him during my primary training, and again when I went through commercial training. During the nearly 3.5 years that he and I regularly flew together and associated together as friends, I only saw him sign someone off at minimums Once, and that one person obviously wasn't me.  I flew my Private checkride to Commercial standards - much stricter than the Private standards mandated by FARs. 
 
I passed first time out the gate with flying colors (pun intended) because my CFI insisted on the one thing that can make or break a pilot, but which was absolutely shirked by the Part 141 school I later attened - Good Judgement.  I was taking courses at college during that whole period - both during primary and secondary flight training - working on a degree in Aviation. (Got the rates from the FAA, never got around to finishing the degree.)  An instructor in one of the required courses pointed something out during class one day that has never left me.  "We can teach a Chimpanzee to operate the controls of an aircraft properly. To take off, fly straight and level, and land.  What we can Not teach that Chimp is a little something refered to as Good Pilot Judgement."
 
Why do I say that Good Judgement was shirked by the part 141 training I went through?  Hmmm. could be because none of the students who had been in part 141 from the start showed any.  Or how about the fact that I was the only one who routinely did Thorough pre-flights, and therefore was prone to grounding aircraft for things that should have been Painfully Obvious to my fellow students?  (Things that, quite bluntly, were serious accidents waiting to happen, like major oil leaks and frayed fuel lines.)  Oh I know - maybe it's the fact that out of the 38 students in the program, I was the Only One who had been through Part 61 primary training, and I was ALSO the Only One who Never failed a spot check to go on to the next section of the cirriculum!  Hmmm... come to think of it, I was also the only one who didn't Worry about whether I was going to pass my FAA practical first time out, and the only one the Instructors didn't worry about whether I would pass first time out.  (Funny thing that, over half the students had to take the FAA flight practical 2 or 3 times, and most of them had had to take the Private practical 2 or 3 times to pass as well!  And they were flying to Private practical minimums, Not commercial practical minimums.)   The instructors at the 141 school Hated me, because I insisted on maintaining a higher standard than they taught for Private SEL, and because I was frequently (vocally) critical of techniques that glossed over safety issues and good pilot judgement.  Knowing that I was the one student they didn't have to worry about Failing a practical didn't keep them from hating my guts and wishing (sometimes vocally and pointedly) that I would go away and go back to Part 61 training.
 
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ORIGINAL Irishknight

In my circumstance, the praying amounted to "Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck......"  Apparently, somewhere there seems to be a god or goddess who answers to that because we came down with only minor damage to the craft and some soiled underwear.

Venus - goddess of Love, Lust, and the Sensual Arts.  Saying "ohfuckohfuckohfuck" repeatedly would no doubt grab her attention!
 
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you have NOTHING to worry about in helicopters,
  Uh huh... you're in an aircraft that has the flight characteristics of a Bumblebee and which is all held together by a Jesus Nut and an oh-my-gawd Cauter Pin.  (So named because if the mechanic screws up and that cauter pin slips out or gets forgotten, the nut will then unscrew itself - causing you to scream "OMG, Jesus Save Me!" as the rotors seperate from the body.)  A lil rotorcraft joke I was introduced to by a former airframe/avionics mech buddy of mine...
 
As for an Instrument Rate helping JFK Jr? I doubt it would have done him any good, since from my perspective he ignored several VFRs anyway.   I have an instrument rate but - like many pilots who are rated but Not professionals working in the field - don't fly in IFR conditions, or even under the hood, with any regularity or true frequency.  I certainly don't do so frequently enough to be confident that my Instrument rate would necessarily be the deciding factor in saving my hide if I flew into IFR conditions, though it would be a deciding factor on me potentially staying in the air long enough to get back to VFR.  You CAN see weather coming on if you're actually Following VFR rules and paying attention to what is Outside the aircraft. Oklahoma weather tends to brew up FAST during the Spring and Summer - like in 15 Minutes fast going from clear blue to having thunderheads rolling in at an alarming rate and being in visual contact with lightening strikes.  I've watched it happen my whole life, both from the ground and (unfortunately) while in flight in the practice area northwest of PWA (Wiley Post Airport, on the north edge of OKC Metro for those who aren't in Aviation.)  Point being - it can still be seen coming from a ways off when at altitude, and therefore vectors requested from ATC for return to VFR conditions or landing.  One of the precepts I was taught during primary training for VFR was - if the weather starts to deteriorate into IFR conditions - you get your ass on the ground at the nearest airport, period, and wait it out. A delay in your flight and a 5 minute phone call to let someone know you got grounded by inclimate weather are a small price to pay for your life.   Another Rule of VFR SEL - you do not fly out of Visual Contact with (sight of) Land, period.

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 12:19:35 PM   
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Yeah I know and thats the problem... There should be no dumbasses flying. I kind of hate the VFR only 40 hour private pilot rating. ... If it were up to me, which unfortunately it isnt, the time for private would be expanded to 100 hours and would include a mandatory instrument rating. ...  The law is (for VFR) 30 minutes of fuel reserve in the daytime 45 at night, and I personally always fly to instrument standards - fuel to the intended airport, then the alternate, then an addl 45 min.


Ok, I've been avoiding this thread for a variety of reasons - the main one being fear that it would turn into a glorified religious fest.  But after reading the thread all the way through this morning, I just Have to make a few comments.
 
I'm one of those Part 61 ( the part with 40hr minimums) Private SEL fixedwing folks.  My Instrument rate I got via a Part 141 school.  Part 141 had Lower minimum hours than Part 61 when I did my training.   Just because it's a "school" is NOT necessarily an indication that they somehow turn out "better" pilots.  From personal experience going from Part 61 training to Part 141 training and then back to Part 61 training, it was just the opposite.
 
By the time I took my private checkride with the FAA, I had logged almost 100 hours of PIC time - due to my CFI's insistance on certain things.   Anal sumbiatch that he was, with his Own reputation to worry about (he'd never had a student fail to pass the practical on their first attempt)  it was a very rare case when he would sign someone off for their checkride at the 40hr minimum.  I flew with him during my primary training, and again when I went through commercial training. During the nearly 3.5 years that he and I regularly flew together and associated together as friends, I only saw him sign someone off at minimums Once, and that one person obviously wasn't me.  I flew my Private checkride to Commercial standards - much stricter than the Private standards mandated by FARs. 
 
I passed first time out the gate with flying colors (pun intended) because my CFI insisted on the one thing that can make or break a pilot, but which was absolutely shirked by the Part 141 school I later attened - Good Judgement.  I was taking courses at college during that whole period - both during primary and secondary flight training - working on a degree in Aviation. (Got the rates from the FAA, never got around to finishing the degree.)  An instructor in one of the required courses pointed something out during class one day that has never left me.  "We can teach a Chimpanzee to operate the controls of an aircraft properly. To take off, fly straight and level, and land.  What we can Not teach that Chimp is a little something refered to as Good Pilot Judgement."
 
Why do I say that Good Judgement was shirked by the part 141 training I went through?  Hmmm. could be because none of the students who had been in part 141 from the start showed any.  Or how about the fact that I was the only one who routinely did Thorough pre-flights, and therefore was prone to grounding aircraft for things that should have been Painfully Obvious to my fellow students?  (Things that, quite bluntly, were serious accidents waiting to happen, like major oil leaks and frayed fuel lines.)  Oh I know - maybe it's the fact that out of the 38 students in the program, I was the Only One who had been through Part 61 primary training, and I was ALSO the Only One who Never failed a spot check to go on to the next section of the cirriculum!  Hmmm... come to think of it, I was also the only one who didn't Worry about whether I was going to pass my FAA practical first time out, and the only one the Instructors didn't worry about whether I would pass first time out.  (Funny thing that, over half the students had to take the FAA flight practical 2 or 3 times, and most of them had had to take the Private practical 2 or 3 times to pass as well!  And they were flying to Private practical minimums, Not commercial practical minimums.)   The instructors at the 141 school Hated me, because I insisted on maintaining a higher standard than they taught for Private SEL, and because I was frequently (vocally) critical of techniques that glossed over safety issues and good pilot judgement.  Knowing that I was the one student they didn't have to worry about Failing a practical didn't keep them from hating my guts and wishing (sometimes vocally and pointedly) that I would go away and go back to Part 61 training.
 
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ORIGINAL Irishknight

In my circumstance, the praying amounted to "Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck......"  Apparently, somewhere there seems to be a god or goddess who answers to that because we came down with only minor damage to the craft and some soiled underwear.

Venus - goddess of Love, Lust, and the Sensual Arts.  Saying "ohfuckohfuckohfuck" repeatedly would no doubt grab her attention!
 
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ORIGINAL DomAviator

you have NOTHING to worry about in helicopters,
  Uh huh... you're in an aircraft that has the flight characteristics of a Bumblebee and which is all held together by a Jesus Nut and an oh-my-gawd Cauter Pin.  (So named because if the mechanic screws up and that cauter pin slips out or gets forgotten, the nut will then unscrew itself - causing you to scream "OMG, Jesus Save Me!" as the rotors seperate from the body.)  A lil rotorcraft joke I was introduced to by a former airframe/avionics mech buddy of mine...
 
As for an Instrument Rate helping JFK Jr? I doubt it would have done him any good, since from my perspective he ignored several VFRs anyway.   I have an instrument rate but - like many pilots who are rated but Not professionals working in the field - don't fly in IFR conditions, or even under the hood, with any regularity or true frequency.  I certainly don't do so frequently enough to be confident that my Instrument rate would necessarily be the deciding factor in saving my hide if I flew into IFR conditions, though it would be a deciding factor on me potentially staying in the air long enough to get back to VFR.  You CAN see weather coming on if you're actually Following VFR rules and paying attention to what is Outside the aircraft. Oklahoma weather tends to brew up FAST during the Spring and Summer - like in 15 Minutes fast going from clear blue to having thunderheads rolling in at an alarming rate and being in visual contact with lightening strikes.  I've watched it happen my whole life, both from the ground and (unfortunately) while in flight in the practice area northwest of PWA (Wiley Post Airport, on the north edge of OKC Metro for those who aren't in Aviation.)  Point being - it can still be seen coming from a ways off when at altitude, and therefore vectors requested from ATC for return to VFR conditions or landing.  One of the precepts I was taught during primary training for VFR was - if the weather starts to deteriorate into IFR conditions - you get your ass on the ground at the nearest airport, period, and wait it out. A delay in your flight and a 5 minute phone call to let someone know you got grounded by inclimate weather are a small price to pay for your life.   Another Rule of VFR SEL - you do not fly out of Visual Contact with (sight of) Land, period.


Rhi, A few things. I wasnt bashing Part 61. In fact I train under 61 and 142. (Not 141) However, its seems your Part 61 instructor was (like me) a hardass. There are a lot of CFI's out there who are timebuilders who havent even gotten the card yet and are already signing off students on the temporary certificate printed out from IACRA. I dont need to build time, my log book will impress any insurance company...  However, in either Part 61 or Part 141 schools there are a lot of 250 hour wonderkids (who actually take their CFI and Commercial checkrides on the same morning and teach that afternoon.) and the only thing they care about is getting 1500 hours so they can get the fuck out of there and into the right seat of a commuter. Any training is only as good as the instuctor, and there are a lot of 19 year old CFI's who are proud as hell to earn $10 an hour who lack the balls to stand up to that type A personality doctor, lawyer, or businessman who is paying $120 an hour for lessons and wants his sign off NOW cause he has completed all the requirements and has hit 40 hours. People trained right dont run out of fuel, forget to switch tanks, etc... I seldom do primary training because I dont want to deal with those people - I only do private for special situations like my lawyer, girlfriends, business associates, airline pilots teenage kids, etc... and they get MY version of a private pilot syllabus which is integrated instrument with cross country from hop 1 , and which is essentially the US Navy primary flight training program with the non appliccable formation work removed. I even leave in SOME of the aerobatics so they can learn unusual attitude recovery should they find themselves knocked around by wake turbulence or a mountain wave etc... Also all of mine have had about 10 hours in my PCATD before we get to the airplane and they have all passed the FAA written before we start flying cause the cockpit isnt the place to teach ground school in my opinion.

LOL yes the Jesus nut is a scary thought but for the most part I love helicopters. Fun little things they are... See I dont know if you have ever flown anything that burns kerosene - but the bigger the aircraft the less you fly it and the more you babysit systems. I did some crop dusting just because I wanted to fly a simple overpowered aircraft heavily loaded aircraft with a shiftring CG close to the ground while maneuvering agressively. Helicopters require you to "FLY" them, whereas a heavy or even corporate jet wants a programmer / babysitter.

As for the Kennedy thing - I disagree. Single engine over water ops are quite safe and I did them regularly. As for instrument currency, everyone should maintain it even if it means buying a copy of ASA's On Top. However, "instrument currency" in the classic sense doesnt even apply to what happened to Kennedy. It doesnt matter if he shot his six approaches, holding patterns etc cause he didnt die in the approach phase. What killed him was a lack of simple attitude instrument flying skills and there is no currency needed for that its common sense . In straight and level flight the altimeter will ALWAYS be primary for pitch if its changing, and that change is supported by the VSI and Attitude Indicator you are climbing or descending, the heading indicator will ALWAYS be primary for bank and if the turn coordinator, compass, and attitude indicator support it you are turning, and the Airspeed indicactor will always be primary for power and if it changes without you touching the throttle something is happening.  If you have multiple instruments showing you are losing altitude, turning, and accellerating if doesnt matter what your ear tells you - you are in a spiral dive. Thats not magic like shooting an ILS to cat 2 minimums thats simple understanding of the four forces and three axis and IMHO all private pilots should understand that and my students know it before they solo.

However, instrument currency aside - I fly ALL cross country instrument so I never have a shortage of approaches, intercepts, and holding patterns. If the airport has an approach I use it. Even if it is Ellington Field to Galveston or LaPorte. I like the routing, the radar separation etc... If Im going to take some chick on a ride around the traffic pattern I will do it VFR weather permitting, but if Im going cross country and there are approaches available I will file IFR and take the SD's and published approaches. That way Im always current. 

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 12:23:56 PM   
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DA, I stand corrected. Thanks.Damn smart those old people to come up with something like that, and slide rules which I think were around even longer. And not a transistor among them.

hgp, I too would have stayed out of it if it got religious. Now I guess I'll mosey over to and see what the Pope said about aliens.

But one thing, as to the OP, one simple fact remains. If they ran out of fuel they screwed up, of that there is no question.

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 2:26:54 PM   
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Av, you're very correct in that my CFI during Primary was one anal retentive hardass.  Far as I know, he probably still is - he didn't seem likely to change on that count, and it's some that (in hindsight) I have frequently thanked him for even if he never knew it.  You and he could likely be Twins in that regard (and if I happen to find out that you've ever taught here in the OKC metro, I may run screaming LOL)  I hadn't taken my Written when I started practical training, but I was in a seperate Ground School Course given through the college.  In fact, I had started taking Ground School with absolutely NO intention of actually learning how to fly - it was done so I had a better understanding of aircraft, and at the request of my then live-in (the airframe/avionics mech) so I would actually get the punchlines of the BAD aviation jokes that he and his buddies were always telling.  I had no physics background, I had minimal math background, I'd never been within 100 yards of a small plane, and I was utterly terrified of Heights.  (Still am, for that  matter, unless *I am the one in the left seat!)  About half to two thirds of the way through the course, the instructor (a past president of our local chapter of the 99s and CFI herself) found out that I'd never been near a small plane.  She decided to make it a Requirement for me to go up on a flight with her, to see the difference between Theory and Practice, if I wanted to actually Pass the course.  I went for the flight, changed my major a week later from Psychology to Aviation, and went on the hunt for a reliable, well versed private instructor.  After he and I had been flying together for about 6 months (started in the fall, and fall/winter/spring weather kept us grounded a lot for a good deal of that) he made the comment to me that I was without a doubt the heaviest handed Female student he'd ever seen.
 
It's those 250hr wunderkins that I worry about - because they are primarily being churned out by the part 141 training facilities, IMO.  The whole Idea of the vast majority of the schools is to get 'em in and then get 'em back out again ASAP (meaning at barest minimums) in order to get someone else into their slot and forking over the $$$.  No, they don't have the nads to stand up to a Type A personality a lot of the time.  Unless of course they Are a Type A themselves, and most of the ones who I've seen churned out by those schools are just that - Type As that are impatient to get their ticket for this, that, or the other reason.  I went back to part 61 because I got tired of seeing what I considered to be substandard training being the Norm rather than the Exception.
 
As for always doing CC time on IFR, that's one of those things that we simply see from a vastly different perspective.  One of the reasons that I became so immediately addicted to flight after going up that first time was the View.  I LIKE being able to look out the window, identify landmarks, watch the cars under me on the highway, see the lightshows when I'm doing a night flight. (I'll never Drive through a christmas light display again - I avoid the traffic hassles and poor perspective when I rent the Arrow and do a flyby at 3000 agl.)  I got my instrument rate as much to prove to myself that I could as anything - the other major reason being that I wanted to be Sure that I could keep from panicing if I were in a situation where it was rely on instruments or kiss my ass goodbye.  I learned the lesson (as your students apparantly do) of not trusting my inner ear and sense of balance prior to ever taking my private practical.  Just cause I know HOW doesn't mean I Like to, though, and for me VFR is a matter of Preference where for you it's IFR.
 
(And T, I've got both a standard non-electronic E6B in my flight bag and one of those nifty lil electronic palm computer types.  While I'm not fond of having to do the calculations by hand, it's because my own math skills are somewhat questionable.  I gotta agree with Av though - with the alumimum one, I don't have to worry about checking batteries!)

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 7:42:15 PM   
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Yeah I actually fly with a shitload of E-6B's . I have flight computer software on my blackberry, I carry an ASA CX-2 in my flight bag as well as an ASA Aluminum E6B (witht he extra slide for high speed) and I have a (fairly limited) flight computer in the bezel of my watch.

Dont get me wrong Rhi I like the view too and I do not restrict my cross country flight to IMC. However, I can see the pretty lights and terrain just as well on an IFR plan following a an airway at the MEA as I can elsewhere. Meanwhile I get radar separation and a faster SAR response if overdue... Remember, you dont have to be in IMC to be IFR...    If I intercept the IAF at PLATS track to the OM at TUTTE and keep the needles centered till I see the runway at or above 246 AGL and 1800 feet out well then it goes in the book as "S-ILS-4 HOU" and Ive only got 5 more and I dont need an IPC. It can be a gorgeous day... :)

Want to see real fun with a 250 hour wonderkid? Get one who simply MUST have a 737 type rating. I try to talk them out of it. I tell them all about how they should get a Citation or Lear type first so they can get a job because NOBODY will hire a first officer with a commercial ticked and a total of 272 hours including a B-737 type. I even tell them how its a restricted type rating when you simulator train if they dont already have a turbojet type earned in a real airplane. Do they want to listen - nooooooooooooo daddys got a gold card and they are special. OK fine, you know more than I do - that will be $9000 bend over and grab your ankles. The ones who want the 777 type are even better. Forget the career progression - get 3000 hours in whatever, become a 737 FO, then eventually a 737 Capt then in a few years a 777 FO and finally probably by the end of your career a 777 capt. NOPE fuck the way it works and fuck the senority list, shit fuck the whole idea that they dont have an ATP ticket and arent even old enough to get one but they MUST have a 777 type cause by god they are so special that some major will contact the administraor just to get a waiver so that they can have the worlds first 20 year old 300 hour 777 Captain with a  commercial ticket LOL! Morons, cretins, and imbecilles...

Its funny though cause while I try NOT to do it , sometimes I will train them for comedic relief and to separate them from their daddys money. (six hardheaded idiots with big egos and gold cards = 1 corvette) I had one start crying and piss his pants during emergency drills in a 737 full motion sim. I told him "See, this is why they dont hire 250 hour first officers. Where on the abnormal procedures checklist does it say Pilot Not Flying - Sob hysterically and urinate? Now, would you like to try for that CE-500 type I suggested in the first place before we try to play with the big boys?" LOL

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/23/2008 9:44:02 PM   
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Ya know - if it weren't for the fact that I happen to Love my OWN business (and being my own boss, etc etc) I'd start buggin ya to give me a job - just so I could sit back and snicker while I watch ya deal with the wunderkins.  Hell, if I had a gold card, I'd take some time off from doin what I do and come down to add a couple of rates.  (It's been to long since I got a chance to add something totally useless and just to be able to say "hey, I'm trained to do that Too, asshole, so  yer nothin special as far as I'm concerned!")  Oh wait, I never got around to taking my commercial practical - ran out of money, and by the time I had the money my written had expired - guess it's a good thing I love working for myself, huh?
 
I Wish I had the money to add several rates at this point... my multi, both sea and land... single sea (nope, never have gotten anywhere near a chance to add a seaplane rate, living in a landlocked state with few places to do so).... would love to add Biplane, and a type rate for the DC-3 (yep, we Both drool over That classic byrd), and LTA just for grins and giggles, as well as getting Jump Pilot certs since so many of my friends are parachuting fiends.  Hmm... guess the only rate I do Not want to consider adding is for.. yep.. Rotorcraft of ANY sort.  Part of it I'll freely admit is fear - not just a general fear of rotorcraft, but the fear that if I ever DO get started with rotorcraft, it'll end up the same way fixed wings and jumping have been - a way to expensive hobby that I'm utterly addicted to and can't afford to give myself a "fix" of frequently enough!  As it is, I'm due an ICP and a Bi-anual for my VFR, since it's been quite a while since I added any sort of anything to my ticket.  Hmmm... maybe it's time to consider retaking that expired written, doing a couple hours with a CFI for test prep, and finally getting my commercial, just so I can say I finally got Done.

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Where on the abnormal procedures checklist does it say Pilot Not Flying - Sob hysterically and urinate?


Oh, you didn't get that memo?  It was added to all checkllists issued to the wunderkins, just cause they're so Special!

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/24/2008 7:06:33 AM   
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Pssst, DA, peachy has a bass boat and a pickem up truck and I'll bet she baits her own hooks. Think of the possibilities, dude. Just sayin'.

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RE: Pilots run out of fuel, start praying... - 5/24/2008 7:11:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

Pssst, DA, peachy has a bass boat and a pickem up truck and I'll bet she baits her own hooks. Think of the possibilities, dude. Just sayin'.


Yes, she baits her own hook.... and cleans her own catch... and cooks it, both campfire and kitchen... so there... ppppfffffttttttt
 
I'm just do damn multitalented I make myself sick sometimes.....

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