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outlier -> Outdoor Romp When Drunk Not a Good Idea For Pilot! (5/21/2008 3:59:46 PM)

Sometimes What Happens Out of Town Catches Up To You

HARRISBURG, Pa. - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.

Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said.

"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."

Kinda reminds me of the Pete Seeger version of "Old Time Religion"

"We will pray just like the Druids, drinking strange fermented fluids,
Go dancing naked through the woods, they're good enough for me."

Outlier




slaveboyforyou -> RE: Outdoor Romp When Drunk Not a Good Idea! (5/21/2008 4:04:42 PM)

Who hasn't got drunk, naked, and lost in the woods?  Geez, some people are such prudes.




DomAviator -> RE: Outdoor Romp When Drunk Not a Good Idea! (5/21/2008 4:22:48 PM)

LMFAO Just for the record - IT WASNT ME! (Besides I dont do woods.... Its more fun to do it in the aircraft LOL)




LadyRainfire -> RE: Outdoor Romp When Drunk Not a Good Idea! (5/21/2008 4:35:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

Who hasn't got drunk, naked, and lost in the woods?  Geez, some people are such prudes.


[&o]  Darn it, I've been drunk and naked in the woods and done it in the woods but never lost in the woods. Of course, I'm an ol' country girl who grew up in the woods and my family would kill me if I did get lost..... Gramma and Grampa raised us right. [:D]




Aileen1968 -> RE: Outdoor Romp When Drunk Not a Good Idea For Pilot! (5/21/2008 5:01:12 PM)

I love getting fucked in the woods. 




tsatske -> RE: Outdoor Romp When Drunk Not a Good Idea For Pilot! (5/21/2008 5:07:07 PM)

on topic, methinks.




TheHeretic -> RE: Outdoor Romp When Drunk Not a Good Idea For Pilot! (5/21/2008 7:47:58 PM)

       The critical words of this story are in the first line, "found hiding."  He made the cops chase him.  That pisses them off.

      I don't do the outdoor sex any more, for the simple reason that my karma is very strange that way.  I get caught at it, damn near everytime, and I'm just not into that.

      My advice when a cop strolls up on you is to conduct yourself as if he is the one who needs to be embarrassed.  I have told the biggest asshole on a small town force to "take that motherfucking light out of my eyes," and had him get back in the car and drive off.




outlier -> RE: Outdoor Romp When Drunk Not a Good Idea For Pilot! (5/21/2008 9:03:15 PM)

This just gets better and better. 

1. He was scheduled to fly the next morning.
2. She broke into a marked city vehicle (fire department)
   to get a flashlight.

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