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FangsNfeet -> I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/19/2008 7:23:42 PM)

I have to pee so bad that my back teeth or floating

What's your "I have to pee so bad that  _____________" line?



thornhappy -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/19/2008 7:36:35 PM)

I have to pee so bad my eyes've turned yellow!



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/19/2008 7:39:29 PM)

i have to pee so bad because if i dont i might turn hetero.



Lynnxz -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/19/2008 8:08:27 PM)

I've always said "I have to pee so bad my teeth hurt"

Because they do....it's wierd....



chellekitty -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/19/2008 8:25:47 PM)

i have to pee so bad you're leg is starting to look like a good place to go...you might want to move... (usually said to my Owner and then he contemplates making me pee on myself, and, so far, then he moves out of my way...)



Asherdelampyr -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/19/2008 8:28:40 PM)

I need a bottle



christine1 -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/19/2008 8:33:35 PM)

i have to pee so bad it's going to squirt from my eyes....god, i haven't thought of that one in years.  just walk into a public bathroom and say that a few times, the looks you get are hysterical!  my girlfriends and i used to do that all the time just for the giggles.



Lynnxz -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/19/2008 8:40:23 PM)

I've always told my best friend I could never be a guy... I'd pee on everything.... why just go in the bowl when you can write your name in the snow and  drown ladybugs outside.  [8|]



agoodboy -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/19/2008 8:45:24 PM)

I have to piss like a Russian racehorse.

Don't ask me why Russian. An old boss used that expression.



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/19/2008 9:24:04 PM)

does this count when i lough realy really hard i have to pee



SinLee -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/20/2008 12:04:57 AM)

"you can only listen to nature call for so long before you have to answer... brb"



pahunkboy -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/20/2008 4:53:35 AM)

..grab a jar, cup, bottle



KCherry -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/20/2008 5:37:55 AM)

I have to pee so bad I think I might explode, now get out of my way, or suffer the mess!



LilSubmissive1 -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/20/2008 5:48:59 AM)

I have to pee so bad that if i don't go right now you are about to hear "clean up on aisle 2" over the PA.

no idea why i love saying this at work [:D]



Lucylastic -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/20/2008 6:30:20 AM)

I have to pee so bad my kidneys are floating
Lucy



rubberpet -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/20/2008 3:31:17 PM)

I have to pee so bad that I could drown a midget!

I have to pee so bad that Noah is building a second ark!

I have to pee so bad that firefighters are sending me to Florida to put out the forest fires!



Lasciviouslady1 -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/22/2008 6:08:56 AM)

"I have to pee like you read about"



CreativeDominant -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/22/2008 7:44:19 AM)

I have to "pee" so bad, I've forgotten all the other letters...



SinLee -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/22/2008 8:01:57 AM)

Either I'm going to the bathroom, or you're sleeping in the REALLY BIG wet spot tonight.



cjan -> RE: I have to pee so bad....... lines (5/22/2008 8:05:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

I've always told my best friend I could never be a guy... I'd pee on everything.... why just go in the bowl when you can write your name in the snow and  drown ladybugs outside.  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s13.gif[/image]


Exactly. It's one of the blessings of having one of these swinging babies.



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