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SteelofUtah -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 9:28:26 AM)
Okay why ewww Cali? I get it from Faery, she don't like the boys. But from you?? I thought you were curious about my cock?? I am hurt here I want you to know. Not from Faery I have come to expect it from her. But Et Tu Cali? Steel

missturbation -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 9:30:30 AM)
quote: Go back and look through my recipes. :-) The growliness in your tummy would distract you from quite a bit. ;-) Fraid not. I rarely get hungry and have a dislike of food [:'(]

missturbation -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 9:35:03 AM)
quote: Well I guess you've had enough flashing, so I'll put mine away..... and okay....as a guinea pig slave, I confess I got the totally WRONG visual at first when you said "session with my rabbit". Because I spend way too much time checking out cuteoverload.com. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Rabbit DUH. You can never have too much bewbage [;)] Lol @ rabbit. quote: i'd distract you..but i dont have the 2 grand it would cost for me to get to the UK. if you did....well then.... WOOHOO... Neither do i, i spent all my savings on puppy hospital when Jake (the puppy) had parvo. quote: * Walks up to Missturbation in a treanch coat * Here's a Distraction for you. Opens Trench Coat Steel Again again again [:)] quote: Sends the girl a dozen red roses and a big ol' box of chocklates..signed...A SECRET ADMIRER..THAT SHOULD KEEP HER BUSY ALL DAY.. smile Oh my a while since i recieved flowers [:)] Thank you x

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 9:35:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Okay why ewww Cali? I get it from Faery, she don't like the boys. But from you?? I thought you were curious about my cock?? I am hurt here I want you to know. Not from Faery I have come to expect it from her. But Et Tu Cali? Steel hey now..i dont HATE boys/men... i just wont date them because i HATE penis's. ewww... now if it was a schneiders weiner or johnsonville hot dog..then..hmm..

CalifChick -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 9:35:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Okay why ewww Cali? I am hurt here I want you to know. Okay, I must admit... Mr. Winkie does not look good in the "Scarlett O'Hara Barbie" dress. The little curtain rod sticking out on either side (a la Carol Burnett), just looks... *wrong* with his coloring. Brass is not his color. Yes, that's the problem. Cali

SteelofUtah -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 9:40:58 AM)
Laughing thinking about dressing my Penis up as characters from movies Robo Cock was the first that came to mind Super Dong Okay I gotta stop the images in my mind are just wrong Thanks for Nothing cali Steel

RazorJAK -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 9:42:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: Go back and look through my recipes. :-) The growliness in your tummy would distract you from quite a bit. ;-) Fraid not. I rarely get hungry and have a dislike of food [:'(] blinks blinks My ... my powers. They're usueless on you. Damn, this must be what a straight girl in a gay bar feels like.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 9:54:09 AM)
Go to http://www.explosm.net Its a blast and should distract you for some time

CalifChick -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 9:54:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Thanks for Nothing cali [sm=frown.gif] [sm=river.gif] Cali PS: Miss, I hope this is distracting you. I know the thought of Mr. Winkie in Barbie's dress is ~~disturbing~~ distracting to me.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 9:56:17 AM)
Robocock. I CANT thing that way. It hurts You can come help me with my laundry... I dont know where it all comes from.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 10:00:29 AM)
the rooster cock... COCK a do me doooooooooo

CalifChick -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 10:08:58 AM)
I think we need a visual of what Mr. Winkie would be wearing as Carol Burnett doing Scarlet O'Hara. Click here. Cali

cjan -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 10:47:39 AM)
Did someone say we need visuals ? Any one for bondage Barbie ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAWV-t0HKCA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAWV-t0HKCA

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 10:58:16 AM)
mr winkie as mr potatoe head...yeaaaaaaaaaa... or as a chia penis!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Distract me Please (5/14/2008 11:50:01 AM)
well... it seems the cat animations done by Joel Veitch have been left out of this cat-fest. He is the animator, singer / songwriter who did those Quiznos commercials. He created the cult web site RATHERGOOD.COM, known for his unusual videos - particularly his singing kittens and moon-obsessed Spongmonkeys. He is also lead singer of the band 7 Seconds Of Love. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=My fav 7 seconds of love videos=-  Love Me Like You Used To  Ninja  Danger Of Death (no kittens, live action) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=His Songs =-  Soupy George  Looking For My Leopard  Can I Have A Go?  Donkey  Seepage  Biscuits  Hedgehogs  Hippo Girl  Elephant ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -=Other fav music videos=- Insects Will Get You (Osaka Popstar) http://www.rathergood.com/insects/ Viking Kittens (Led Zeppelin) "To fight the horde, singing and crying; Valhalla, I am coming!" http://www.residentsadist.com/private/page-fun-viking-kittens/fun-viking-kittens.html Feel The Burn http://www.rathergood.com/kitten_crew/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -= Other fun stuff from Joel=- IED (improvised exploding duck) Inflating Head Mr Stabby Obey The Kitten http://obeythekitten.com/ Should I Wank? Should I Breathe? Should I Shit? Should I Piss? Should I Drink Beer? Lets Have Sex (you upload a pic and become star of videogram) http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/297/Flirts/Let_s_Have_Sex

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