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GreedyTop -> Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 2:20:22 PM)

Seal attempts to rape a penguin






Asherdelampyr -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 2:24:12 PM)

wow... thanks for sharing that




SteelofUtah -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 2:46:01 PM)

Damn Penguin Fucker.

Steel




cjan -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 3:07:47 PM)

Penguins aren't bad, although I prefer the Queen to the King penguin ( not that there's anything wrong with it ).

Btw, GT, it's starting to look like you have a li'l too much time on your hands, dear. Kinda slow at the NoTell Hotel today ?




LadyEllen -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 3:13:19 PM)

Such a shame for such a great talent to descend into this sort of mire.

I prefer to remember him for the great songs he released.

E




Rule -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 3:38:59 PM)

What will hatch, if any? A penseal or a sealquin? And what will it look like? Like a mammalian bird? Or like a beaked mammal? Is this how the platypus came to be?




LadyEllen -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 3:41:08 PM)

The fun filled cattypuss was born earlier this year Rule, in my house; in fact I had seven of them here.

Oh, you meant duck billed platypus? Sorry

E




GreedyTop -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 3:41:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Such a shame for such a great talent to descend into this sort of mire.

I prefer to remember him for the great songs he released.

E


*SNORT*!!!!!  it took me  a minute......


CJ... it's on-again, off-again... was busy for while, now it's quiet..  wanna come entertain me?




cjan -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 4:01:29 PM)

Would you be entertained if I came on cam ?




GreedyTop -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 4:08:41 PM)

*grin*  isn't that bad for the cam though? they're not meant to be wet! 




xxblushesxx -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 4:16:05 PM)

We have one and a half dogs (don't ask) and three cats. For some reason, both of the dogs, at odd and various times and reasons known only to them, 'hump' one of the cats. Always the same cat. (she's 18)
We call her the 'sex cat'.
Oh, btw, I've read that dolphins are very predatory like that, and do rape other dolphins. (although, how do they know it's rape?...hmmm....)




DomAviator -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 4:28:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Oh, btw, I've read that dolphins are very predatory like that, and do rape other dolphins. (although, how do they know it's rape?...hmmm....)


Dolphins rape (or attempt to rape) humans too. People have been drowned when a dolphin started humping them. There was an incident at Marine World where one tried to mate with a female trainer during a show, and a guy I knew in the Navy got the callsign "Flipper" after he had to be rescued from one....




LadyEllen -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 4:43:38 PM)

Blushes, its always rape if she says eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

E




Griswold -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 5:29:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Seal attempts to rape a penguin


(Very common in Philadelpha...as well as Camden).




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 5:51:22 PM)

Okay when I laugh in this new bra the wires poke me in a bad way! 




adoracat -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 8:13:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay when I laugh in this new bra the wires poke me in a bad way! 


there are worse things...

ever had an underwire snap in half while you were wearing the bra?  owwwww!!!!!!

kitten  (seriously, owwies on your behalf!)




DDraigeuraid -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 8:24:29 PM)

OK, know it's bad but???  Is this what hopelessfool means when she wants the word penguin in an c-mail.  Just saying.
Dragon




kittinSol -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 8:31:37 PM)

The following isn't strictly between two sepcies, but I think you'll enjoy it.

[link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGfDW8RCxuw] tortoise in love [/link]

Pay attention to the sweet moaning the male makes... it's soooo cute!




Real_Trouble -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 8:32:22 PM)

This reminds me of something...

Why are walruses always found at tupperware conventions?

They are looking for a tight seal.




chellekitty -> RE: Sexual harrassment between species (5/13/2008 9:06:58 PM)

you know...i was reading this thread...and thinking about the POLLYamory thread, and i couldn't help but remember Virgil, a blue crowned conure who was in love with me and kept trying to get me to mate with him...did mating/courting dances whenever i was near...i never indulged his fantasies..but it was flattering...glad he was in a cage...

chelle




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