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CalifChick -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 10:29:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DomAviator
Ill be happy to tell anyone about "The Strand" or why ya dont piss in the dunes in Galveston unless ya have a real close female friend with you. or about the catfish in Lake Conroe, why you dont go to Vidor with a non-caucasion friend or associate, why you never piss off Pasadena PD - argue with them, attempt to step out of the car, or let your hands get out of sight... (SERIOUSLY if you ever get pulled over in Stinkadina there are three answers "Sir Yes Sir, Sir No Sir, and Sir, this motorist does not know but will find out for you sir"!!!), why the Downtown Aquarium sucks balls and isnt an Aquarium (Go to Moody Gardens) etc.... The poser texans wont know this all....


[sm=threadhijack.gif]   OMG!  Thank you for the walk down memory lane!  I used to live in Houston, and before that lived just across the border in Lake Charles.  I laughed out loud at the Pasadena PD reference, nodded at the Vidor thing... about the only thing you left out was how common it is for men to have business lunches at strip clubs.

Cali



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 10:38:08 AM)

never met anyone from here...they're scared of me...

in fact i dont get any replies about my actual profile.  i only get replies like "nice tits, nice tattoo's, nice this and nice that".

and i dont reply to profiles...thus dont have to worry about fakes..

fear me...i will scare you!!! muahahaha



Irishknight -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 10:52:35 AM)

See.  Now I had to look and they ARE nice tattoos.  Now you can say, "Made you look!" 



popeye1250 -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 11:00:18 AM)

Anytime the honorarium starts with "Dear", or, "Dearest!"
Dead givaway!
Another thing, when you ask them what city they're in in a certain state and there's hesitation or they give you a name that doesn't exist, "Denver, New York."
"Pidgeon english"; "I haves to go..."
I was getting so many e-mails that I wrote to Yahoo support and told them that they need to cut off service to the continent of Africa.
Nothing good comes from Africa.



PainSmith -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 11:24:26 AM)


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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Nothing good comes from Africa.
Coffee.




Dnomyar -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 11:34:49 AM)

I think that people are getting a lot better spotting scamers. Look at Hillary Clinton.



popeye1250 -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 11:34:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: PainSmith


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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Nothing good comes from Africa.
Coffee.


I meant by e-mail.
And I saw some idiot on "60 minutes" giving away cheap computers to kids in third world countries.
Thanks, a new generation of scammers in training.




Dnomyar -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 11:36:04 AM)

I think that computer thing went bust.






subtee -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 11:42:14 AM)

Dear Hun;
 
Holy Jesus I just had to write you, hun, cause I’s in loves with you! Here I am, sitting in native bikini of the my Cherokee hearitage, hun, you like me, yes? So lucky that I’s a breasty model, praise the heavenly Gods, I just came back from the funeral of all of my kins, tragically killed by carrier pigeons who dived at their bus, plunging them to their deathes, God above save their souls, in the mountains of Africa, where they were harvesting the coffees for the wonderful peoples that God love, hun, in the State United in God bless America. It was the fate of the hand sitting on the right shoulder of God himself, hun, because the message from the carrying pigeons was deliver to me, Lord bless birdies, and the message, hollylewjah, is to me to find you with all this love and very thin bodie that I have to gives you, hun. Please must you contact me AAPS at the yahoo: [email protected]



domahpet -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 11:46:18 AM)

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native bikini of the my Cherokee hearitage



what the fuck???????????????????????????????????????
whats that? tattoos and feathers???
(Jine girl here, dont flame me!)



DomAviator -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 11:58:52 AM)

LOL subtee! I have such fun with the Nigerian scammers. I tell them that I am afraid of airplanes so I booked them ship passage aboard the Amistad. You can get some hilarious nigerian scam responses at ebolamonkeyman.com he has a web site where he mocks them and posts the replies getting them to pose for hilarious pictures....

Oh and Dno yes the computer program failed. They found no matter how they cooked them they were too tough...

The one I love now is the Tampons for Africa campaign. Ever seen the commercials for that?



Owner59 -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 2:45:37 PM)

 Mom is sick.

Parents are dead.

Master just passed away.

They`re living in Michigan,Detroit or Georgia,Atlanta.

They pose is subs/slaves but use a female dominant`s profile w/ dark red lettering.

Email/IM addys in intro

Misplaced words and turned around phrasing like"Love I want you to me"






UncleNasty -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 5:01:25 PM)

I get hit up by scammers. I play along with them. It doesn't take much time, and its when I'm front of my puter doing research anyway (or flirting here - though less of that lately as one has pretty much captured me entirely). I figure they do it for a reason, and that reason is some people fall for it. Usually people who can least afford to be taken. So if I'm taking even just a few minutes of their time every couple of days I may be saving some other poor gullible fellow his life savings.

My record to date just ended a couple of days ago, although she (he most likely) may yet contact me again. I've already strung them since early January. She (he most likely) contacted me through this site too. Typical of the warnings issued by others above, she (he most likely) fit most of them.

Uncle Nasty



UncleNasty -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 6:05:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DomAviator

You can get some hilarious nigerian scam responses at ebolamonkeyman.com he has a web site where he mocks them and posts the replies getting them to pose for hilarious pictures....



Thanks for referencing his site. Never heard of him before, but signed on for poops and grins. Oh man, did I bust a gut. His site is hysterical.

Uncle Nasty



GreedyTop -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 6:10:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

Dear Hun;
 
Holy Jesus I just had to write you, hun, cause I’s in loves with you! Here I am, sitting in native bikini of the my Cherokee hearitage, hun, you like me, yes? So lucky that I’s a breasty model, praise the heavenly Gods, I just came back from the funeral of all of my kins, tragically killed by carrier pigeons who dived at their bus, plunging them to their deathes, God above save their souls, in the mountains of Africa, where they were harvesting the coffees for the wonderful peoples that God love, hun, in the State United in God bless America. It was the fate of the hand sitting on the right shoulder of God himself, hun, because the message from the carrying pigeons was deliver to me, Lord bless birdies, and the message, hollylewjah, is to me to find you with all this love and very thin bodie that I have to gives you, hun. Please must you contact me AAPS at the yahoo: [email protected]


Tee?? that was YOU???



Hippiekinkster -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 6:13:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PainSmith


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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Nothing good comes from Africa.
Coffee.


Wine from SA. 



subtee -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 7:50:07 PM)

Twas



GreedyTop -> RE: Common features in scammer profiles (5/9/2008 8:01:42 PM)

well, hell, honey..had I known that I'd have sold off my back issues of the tampa tribune, creative loafing, the hundreds of brand new adult videos and the weight bench just to buy you a plane ticket! 



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