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mzbehavin -> RE: Long distance raping? (4/27/2008 2:50:08 PM)

Its like immaculate conception. Back when a woman was stoned to death for having pre-marital sex, claiming the Angels or a God impregnated them prevented them from being killed.
Maybe this chick knows she wasnt a virgin and didnt want weights tied to her ankles as shes tossed in the back yard swimming pool. Is she not accountable if its rape? Does that guy have to marry her now? Ooo the folly...




Vendaval -> RE: Long distance raping? (4/27/2008 8:05:12 PM)

A few questions for the prosecution -
 
Did the woman in question have a vaginal medical exam prior to the alleged rape?
Could she have been masturbating and inserting a artificial phallus?
Did her menstral cycle begin during vigorous masturbation?
What legal consequences would either party face
if the allegations are proved true?




JerryFrankster -> RE: Long distance raping? (4/27/2008 10:01:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MladyHathor

would a cloth over the mouthpiece be considered a condom and therefore safe phone sex?


ZOMG! She might teh hearhing AIDS!!1!




hisannabelle -> RE: Long distance raping? (4/27/2008 10:15:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JerryFrankster

quote:

ORIGINAL: MladyHathor

would a cloth over the mouthpiece be considered a condom and therefore safe phone sex?


ZOMG! She might teh hearhing AIDS!!1!



*DIES*

y'all have made my evening, lol!




BoundDown -> RE: Long distance raping? (4/27/2008 10:19:24 PM)

are you kidding me??
more than likely she is just using this to cover up a sexual relationship she had with a local village boy but now regrets it. lol I swear.




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Long distance raping? (4/28/2008 1:34:05 AM)

good grief ........my mom taught me to hang up on obscene callers........i say blame her parents

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wulfgarw -> RE: Long distance raping? (4/28/2008 2:54:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

A few questions for the prosecution -
 
Did the woman in question have a vaginal medical exam prior to the alleged rape?
Could she have been masturbating and inserting a artificial phallus?
Did her menstral cycle begin during vigorous masturbation?
What legal consequences would either party face
if the allegations are proved true?


Prosecutions reply-
No trial!  She is woman!  She guilty!  Allah says so!  The sentence is stoning! 




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