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Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 5:34:50 PM   
Griswold


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http://channels.isp.netscape.com/whatsnew/default.jsp?story=20080423-1342

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 5:40:51 PM   
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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 5:47:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Level

*imagines a cancer ward...... silence except for the fap fap fap ricocheting off the walls*


(I'm still riding my bike baby).

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 5:47:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold

Thank God, as a single man, I've been curing myself for years :)

http://channels.isp.netscape.com/whatsnew/default.jsp?story=20080423-1342


But you need to do it more than 5 times a week to provide a 33% benefit! ...

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 5:48:06 PM   
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Let's celebrate!

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 5:49:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold

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ORIGINAL: Level

*imagines a cancer ward...... silence except for the fap fap fap ricocheting off the walls*


(I'm still riding my bike baby).



Okay, Gris, just don't polish the pope while doing so.

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 5:59:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold

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ORIGINAL: Level

*imagines a cancer ward...... silence except for the fap fap fap ricocheting off the walls*


(I'm still riding my bike baby).



Okay, Gris, just don't polish the pope while doing so.


Excellent point (we don't want Gris in the papers again....that Nun scandle damn near ruined my business).

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 6:07:41 PM   
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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 6:14:24 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		See and if Masturbation is the key to stopping Prostate Cancer Someone needs to tell My Junior High Math Teacher, My Mom, My Wife cause they all got so MAD when they caught me doing it.

now I have an answer

"I'm Doing MY part to fight off Prostate cancer...... hand me a tissue"

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 6:15:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

See and if Masturbation is the key to stopping Prostate Cancer Someone needs to tell My Junior High Math Teacher, My Mom, My Wife cause they all got so MAD when they caught me doing it.

now I have an answer

"I'm Doing MY part to fight off Prostate cancer...... hand me a tissue"

Steel


next time dont do a bud bundy and do it in the library!!!!


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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 8:28:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

See and if Masturbation is the key to stopping Prostate Cancer Someone needs to tell My Junior High Math Teacher, My Mom, My Wife cause they all got so MAD when they caught me doing it.

now I have an answer

"I'm Doing MY part to fight off Prostate cancer...... hand me a tissue"

Steel


you know, i dont care if my partner masturbates.  i do it too, you know?

but goddamn it, have some energy left for ME sometime, too!!!

kitten, who has been caught in the act also

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 8:34:33 PM   
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But you need to do it more than 5 times a week to provide a 33% benefit! ...


Is that difficult?  Hell I jerk off everyday if I get the chance.  It's a nice pick me up in the morning before you start your day.  

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/23/2008 8:36:33 PM   
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The Australian researchers found that the men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer. The protective effect of frequent masturbation was greatest for men in their 20s. Specifically, they found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were 33 percent less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.   
so according to this study, one doesn't have to masturbate...one just has to ejaculate.  So in essence, they assume most guys don't get laid enough and must take things into their own...um..hands.  This is a good one for all those frigid wives..."Honey we have to fuck...i have proof that not cumming could actually kill me!!!"
~lifesaver slut

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/24/2008 11:50:53 AM   
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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/24/2008 11:51:54 AM   
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well, until it stops causing blindness, i'm just not seein it....


LMAO!!!


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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/24/2008 7:22:19 PM   
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well, until it stops causing blindness, i'm just not seein it....
....i refuse to laugh....
*snicker...giggle...guffaw....snort*

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/24/2008 8:26:53 PM   
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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/24/2008 9:26:10 PM   
cyberdude611


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Status: offline 		This is bad news for all those that are into that chastity belt kink....

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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/25/2008 5:13:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		On the flipside... women who deny men sex are causing prostate cancer! (Which means several of the women who have been in my life over the years should be forced to have surgeon general's warnings tattooed on their sides.)


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RE: Masturbation cures cancer!!!! - 4/25/2008 5:25:48 AM   
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*tap, tap, taps down the street*


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