GimpinDenial
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A women gets pulled over for speeding on her way to work.
The cop asks the usual question
"Why are you in such a hurry?"
The women replies that she is late for work and he cuts her off and says
"So I suppose you have a really important job, like a doctor where it is a matter of life and death that you be there, huh?"
the lady says
" No actually I am an asshole stretcher."
The cop says
"An asshole stretcher? What is that?"
"It is where you start with one finger and then work in a second until you got your whole hand in there and then the other hand and you keep stretching until it is about six foot ."
The cop says
"And, what do you do with this six foot asshole?"
The lady grins and says
"Ya give 'em a gun and badge and have them pull people over that are late for work"
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Cops..<sigh> - 
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