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PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 7:23:13 AM   
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Busy times for us sinners--there are now an additional Seven Deadly Sins. The fresh abominations in the eyes of the Lord were announced by Bishop Gianfranco Girotti, head of the Vatican body that oversees confessions and plenary indulgences. This organization goes by the contrition-inducing name of the Apostolic Penitentiary. In an article in the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Bishop Girotti detailed the seven new ways we can go to hell or, at the minimum, be sentenced to afterlife in purgatory at the Apostle Pen. The bishop's supersizing of the mortal transgression catalog is thoroughly up-to-date (as translated by the Times of London):

1. Drug abuse
2. Morally debatable experimentation
3. Environmental pollution
4. Causing poverty
5. Social inequality and injustice
6. Genetic manipulation
7. Accumulating excessive wealth



http://www.weeklystandard.com/Utilities/printer_preview.asp?idArticle=14949&R=13A16D2A5

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 7:38:05 AM   
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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 8:00:02 AM   
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Busy times for us sinners--there are now an additional Seven Deadly Sins. The fresh abominations in the eyes of the Lord were announced by Bishop Gianfranco Girotti, head of the Vatican body that oversees confessions and plenary indulgences. This organization goes by the contrition-inducing name of the Apostolic Penitentiary. In an article in the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Bishop Girotti detailed the seven new ways we can go to hell or, at the minimum, be sentenced to afterlife in purgatory at the Apostle Pen. The bishop's supersizing of the mortal transgression catalog is thoroughly up-to-date (as translated by the Times of London):


1. Drug abuse
2. Morally debatable experimentation
3. Environmental pollution
4. Causing poverty
5. Social inequality and injustice
6. Genetic manipulation
7. Accumulating excessive wealth



http://www.weeklystandard.com/Utilities/printer_preview.asp?idArticle=14949&R=13A16D2A5
Whew...glad i'm not Catholic otherwise i'd be burning in hell for all the pink aqua net i abused in the 8th grade.....

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 8:11:44 AM   
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Still flying under the papal radar.


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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 8:23:08 AM   
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Phew, I'm glad that BDSM, masturbation and sheep fucking still haven't made the list.

Still flying under the papal radar.



While not on the official list, I have a hunch that the Vatican would turn pale at the thought.....
 
Hell, that last one has kinda got me heebie-jeebing.......

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 8:29:56 AM   
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Phew, I'm glad that BDSM, masturbation and sheep fucking still haven't made the list.

Still flying under the papal radar.

there's noone as kinky as a Catholic Dom with loads of guilt issues....yum!  Have yet to meet one who wasn't a real sicko...i love that about them.   As far as the sheepfucking...2 Our Fathers 3 Hail Mary's , 4 Bloody Mary's and 2 Tylenol....sounds about right for absolution

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 8:32:28 AM   
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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 8:36:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		tuilip, dear, I was raised Catholic and educated , through University ( Jesuit), at Catholic insitutions. In high school, the Christian Brothers of Ireland regularly beat us with various instruments (paddles, hoses)of their own design when they weren't spanking us bareassed or asking us how often and how we masturbated and other details of our sex lives.My first sexual experience was with my 8th grade teacher ( a nun). That sicko enough for ya ?

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 8:37:33 AM   
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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 8:40:50 AM   
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tuilip, dear, I was raised Catholic and educated , through University ( Jesuit), at Catholic insitutions. In high school, the Christian Brothers of Ireland regularly beat us with various instruments (paddles, hoses)of their own design when they weren't spanking us bareassed or asking us how often and how we masturbated and other details of our sex lives.My first sexual experience was with my 8th grade teacher ( a nun). That sicko enough for ya ?
You're just DARING me to do Ya.....aren't You?
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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 8:45:26 AM   
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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 8:52:46 AM   
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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 9:03:07 AM   
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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 9:07:59 AM   
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I think your nana must have said,  "the proof of the pudding is in the eating." Yum, bring it.
{{{crosses myself}}}is lust still on the old list?

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 9:55:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

Phew, I'm glad that BDSM, masturbation and sheep ####### still haven't made the list.

Still flying under the papal radar.



You`re ba-a-a-a-ad. Very  ba-a-a-a-ad.

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 10:00:32 AM   
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Phew, I'm glad that BDSM, masturbation and sheep ####### still haven't made the list.

Still flying under the papal radar.



You`re ba-a-a-a-ad. Very  ba-a-a-a-ad.
i'm mad at myself for actually laughing at that very baaa---aa-d joke

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 10:12:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		You mean you're ma-a-a-a-ad , don'tcha ? I think it was funny, even tho it made me hot...but then as some have pointed out...laughter is close to orgasm. I know, I know..I'm twisted, but, twisted is fun.

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 12:25:41 PM   
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Phew, I'm glad that BDSM, masturbation and sheep fucking still haven't made the list.

Still flying under the papal radar.



While not on the official list, I have a hunch that the Vatican would turn pale at the thought.....
 
Hell, that last one has kinda got me heebie-jeebing.......


Nah, the Catholic Church is big on B&D S&M!
Remember the Spanish Inquisitions? Tomas de Torquemada?
Bondage and Discipline will never be a sin!

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 12:27:49 PM   
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Phew, I'm glad that BDSM, masturbation and sheep fucking still haven't made the list.

Still flying under the papal radar.



While not on the official list, I have a hunch that the Vatican would turn pale at the thought.....
 
Hell, that last one has kinda got me heebie-jeebing.......


Nah, the Catholic Church is big on B&D S&M!
Remember the Spanish Inquisitions? Tomas de Torquemada?
Bondage and Discipline will never be a sin!


Heh heh, yeah, but wasn't that more of a "do as I say, not as I do" sort of thing?

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RE: PJ O'Rourke on the 7 (new) Deadly sins - 4/12/2008 12:32:58 PM   
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Can you imagine the uproar?
I don't think they'd even want to "mention such things." (lol)
So, we're in the clear Buddy!
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