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O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/4/2008 11:44:47 PM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		So... I just purchased this online. Not a problem getting it delivered to my place, my landlady thinks I'm odd anyway if it happens to have a weird return address or something.. but NO... I'm a freaking idiot, and somehow I selected my parent's address instead of my own during the Paypal checkout...

My parents are extremely conservative, very very Baptist... and sooo goddamn nosy... they are so going to open that package.... This is not good at all... I don't mind other people knowing what I'm into, but I'd like to not strain the relationship with my parents, know what I'm saying?

I fail at pay-pal.


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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/4/2008 11:47:23 PM   
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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/4/2008 11:50:02 PM   
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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/4/2008 11:52:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		If you seriously don't care to out yourself to your parents, you could play this off by just being a little wierd.  Make it about just enjoying the artwork (it's not like it was graphic porn or a dildo or whip), and it gives your parents enough to believe you're a bit strange but still ok.  Sometimes that's all people need, a way out.  People will believe what they're more comfortable believing.

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/4/2008 11:53:32 PM   
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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/4/2008 11:57:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		If it is addressed to you specifically, try contacting the delivery company to hold your mail until you pick it up.  Good luck.

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/4/2008 11:58:18 PM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		Domiguy, I always look forward to your kind, caring responses... altho I was kind of surprised at the lack of "Gash"

But seriously, I'm torn between being pissed at my self, and highly entertained. Nothing I can do about it now, except beg the guy to change the shipping thing. 

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/4/2008 11:59:59 PM   
SugarMyChurro


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Status: offline 		darchChylde might have a good idea there.

I think if I were you I'd say it was a gag gift for a bridal shower or something like that. If they wonder why you had it sent to them instead of your place explain to them that the subject matter was not something you were comfortable being associated with but as they are a married and older couple you figured no one would care what they got in the mail.

Basically offer up some bullshit as darchChylde says - the way out...

< Message edited by SugarMyChurro -- 4/5/2008 12:05:00 AM >

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 12:02:27 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Can't you tell your parents that you ordered a very special anniversary/christmas/bar mitzah gift and forgot to change the delivery address? Then you can say that they are not to open it under any circumstances or they'll ruin the surprise!!!

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 12:18:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		See, I got my family to stop going through my shit when I was about sixteen and used to purposely leave really graphic porno DVD's laying around my room in plain sight.  The plan was to find the most obscene, weird shit and just basically scar them for life every time they tried to snoop.

It worked.  The psychological damage that's been done is probably irreversible, but hey, at least I've got my privacy!

To this day, I can turn to my grandmother and say "Don't open my top drawer, that's where I keep my porn" and she'll not only respect my privacy but also know that I'm not kidding.


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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 3:43:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		I agree with the post directly above me in that it could be the ideal opportunity to get some long overdue privacy.

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 5:26:35 AM   
Gemini1766


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Status: offline 		Opening mail that is not addressed to you is a crime. I've had fights with my ex-wife over this issue in the past. Just one of many reasons she's my ex.

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 6:07:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		next time write  "reverend jones" c/o  jane jonhson,123 main st.

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 6:12:52 AM   
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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 6:16:51 AM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		Why don't you write to the company (or call them) and ask them to send it to your actual address?

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 10:32:20 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Yeah, I'm with christina... why didn't you just shoot off an email really quick to the company? The email address is at the bottom of the page you linked.  Or, you know, until the payment is "picked up" by the person you paid, you can cancel it thru paypal. 

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 10:48:26 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Call them up and ask it to be transshipped. It's taking a couple of days to go from their warehouse to your place, it can easily be redirected by the shipper. This assumes a commercial shipper such as FedEx, DHL or UPS. If it's via the post office, then you're probably out of luck.

Worst comes to worst, they'll hold it at your local facility and you'll have to go pick it up with a print out from the seller including tracking number.

Call the shipper now and tell them there won't be anyone there to sign for it so you need it to come to your place or for them to hold it.

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 11:05:17 AM   
Kirata


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Status: offline 		Aside from the sensible comments, you should know better than to buy anything when you're stoned.
 
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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 11:08:03 AM   
subfever


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Status: offline 		This was a subliminal conspiracy of your own mind, seeking to out yourself to your uptight, Baptist parents... 

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RE: O.... Crap....This is going to be hard to explain... - 4/5/2008 11:08:36 AM   
Crush


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Status: offline 		Call 'em and see if you can get the shipping address changed.   Chances are good that if it hasn't been shipped they can fix it for you.

Otherwise, time to camp out at your parent's place until it is delivered.....


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