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Stephann -> Disclaimer (3/20/2008 8:13:23 AM)

Usual caveats apply.  This is just my opinion; it's probably not right for you, so stop reading it already.  It is not intended for training, application, practice, or any other use.  It was probably just a typing exercise on my part, and anything foolish you do to yourselves or someone you love based on these thoughts, is entirely your own idiot fault.  Stop reading now before the gnomes infest your brain, as these activities are performed by trained fools.

Also, I have no gender bias.  I use the word 'he' because it's shorter than the word 'she.'  I'm also a male dominant, and when I'm writing, it's from my clearly egocentric male dominant perspective where all women should be mewling, hungry, crawling, worthless, wanton beasts at my beck and call.  Yes that includes shuttling beer and steak to and fro clad in the most scantily fashion for my own amusement.  If that's not your cuppa joe, go crawl back into the miserable hovel of a pit you dwell within and continue screaming at the sun, for I aint got no compassion for ya.

Brought to you by the letters "F", "U", and the number 0.

Stephan




beargonewild -> RE: Disclaimer (3/20/2008 8:19:11 AM)

ROFL  please warn us the next time, just lost a mouthful of coffee all over my moniter!




GreedyTop -> RE: Disclaimer (3/20/2008 8:26:27 AM)

DAMMIT!!  I insist that posts like this come with BIG RED WARNING LABELS!!!




kittinSol -> RE: Disclaimer (3/20/2008 8:28:22 AM)

Damnation, I didn't get it [&:] .




Stephann -> RE: Disclaimer (3/20/2008 9:08:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Damnation, I didn't get it [&:] .


KS,

It's intended to be read, before any of my longer posts.

And Greedy, this is the warning label!

Stephan




GreedyTop -> RE: Disclaimer (3/20/2008 9:10:14 AM)

Stephann? then do it in RED, then! *snickers*




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Disclaimer (3/20/2008 9:14:06 AM)

stephan is bi!!!! [8|][8|]




darchChylde -> RE: Disclaimer (6/24/2008 4:29:50 PM)

i've been using my own disclaimer for a few years now, generally stated or posted when i am chatting or posting about marijauna usage.

___________________

For anyone who's really interested and representing any County, City, State, Or National agency; I have prepared the following official statement.

"I do not promote or condone the cultivation, processing, sale, distribution or use of marijuana or any marijuana related product"

SO PUFF PUFF PASS MOTHER*CKER





faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Disclaimer (6/24/2008 4:35:26 PM)

1)i may bite you without notice.
2)if i touch you..you will become gay...yes its contagious.
3)im a freak...watch my new profile video for proof..wooo...scary...muahaha and be prepared to vomit.
4)im a sub...with less than 6 grams of fat.
5)must flog me on regular basis to keep my ass red and tits purple.
6)must provide me with diet pepsi and pizza on short notice.
7)if you mess up my hair i will go all typhoid faery on you!!!!
8)i may be a sub...but im a brat.
9)i see and hear dead people.
10)refer to #1


11)post your own disclaimer in this thread.




everhope -> RE: Disclaimer (6/24/2008 5:20:43 PM)

my disclaimer reads:
 
warning, the thoughts, opinions, and feelings expressed  in my posts have most likely come from hours of navel gazing.




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Disclaimer (6/24/2008 5:23:11 PM)

Warning: May be habit forming.




KMsAngel -> RE: Disclaimer (6/24/2008 11:09:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Warning: May be habit forming.


luscious, are you trying to get rs and cjan all over you???

they really really like habits. black and white ones especially




JulieorSarah -> RE: Disclaimer (6/25/2008 3:32:38 AM)

The values i express in public have nothing to do with my behaviour in private !




parttimehotty -> RE: Disclaimer (6/25/2008 6:54:26 AM)

Contents are HOT




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Disclaimer (6/27/2008 4:49:10 PM)

Do not try this at home!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Disclaimer (6/27/2008 4:50:40 PM)

100% certified Prime Angus Beef.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Disclaimer (6/27/2008 4:51:44 PM)

100% natural prime angus boobies




fluffyswitch -> RE: Disclaimer (6/27/2008 4:54:39 PM)

one of those big black label boxes that they put on cds:

warning: contains large amounts of profanity

and

warning: adult content




Raechard -> RE: Disclaimer (6/27/2008 5:15:44 PM)

Where is the fun of a warning label? Like them up arrows where you open the box to find the TV upside down it was always going to happen like that because the arrows could be pointed to the direction to put the box down in rather than up in, only expert box openers would know from errm experience,

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candystripper -> RE: Disclaimer (6/27/2008 5:50:43 PM)

Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you. (On a motorcycle rear-view mirror.)
 
candystripper




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