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Lashra -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 7:13:23 PM)

Lots of men in the porn business get money for showing their cocks. If thats how you want to make your money, go audition. As for your tits eh....can't really see them in the pic, I'm more of an butt woman myself.

~Lashra




Aswad -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 7:16:29 PM)

TermsConditions,

Not so. Or else all men would be eating high-carb, high-fat diets and going on antipsychotics to get their prolactin up. I've seen two guys (a friend of mine and an acquaintance) that have developed seriously fondl'able tits by that approach, and I'm pretty sure you don't want to be seeing it. They weren't best pleased, to put it mildly.

There's this thing about the Internet: what has been seen, cannot be unseen, no matter how much you want to. The best you can do is to quickly close the window and then either gouge your eyes out in desperation, or surf insane amounts of inane porn to displace it from your mind's eye before the memory has time to consolidate. Even then, it will probably resurface occasionally, in nightmares of the sort that inspired Lovecraft to write the Cthulhu cycles.

Hehe... Some of my vanilla buddies still shudder at the thought of Goatse, Tubgirl, Moser, and the rest...

Health,
al-Aswad.




Aswad -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 7:19:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

I'm more of an butt woman myself.


I thought all women were? [:D]

Health,
al-Aswad.

P.S.: Shaven? Hairy? Tight? Flabby? Hold out some hope for us? [sm=river.gif]




GreedyTop -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 7:38:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: aidan

Remember folks, computer goes off before you start drinking. Hide the power cord if necessary.



hey...some of my best posts are made when I've been drinking!! *grin*




Lashra -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 7:47:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aswad

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

I'm more of an butt woman myself.


I thought all women were? [:D]

Health,
al-Aswad.

P.S.: Shaven? Hairy? Tight? Flabby? Hold out some hope for us? [sm=river.gif]


No some are into chests, some are into shoulders, some are into eyes, give me a man with a nice ghetto booty ass. More cushion for the pushin...[;)]

~Lashra




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 7:54:35 PM)

shakes her booty for Lashra....to change her mind....




MsDonnaMia -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 7:57:54 PM)

We Women just aren't THAT into you, dear...


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ORIGINAL: sub4agonia
How come men can't show thier cock for money?




Lynnxz -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 8:19:02 PM)



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ORIGINAL: LadyHathor

cocks are ugly, and no woman in her right mind is going to use her Visa to see one, not when we can get ones in such pretty colors with beta fish swimming inside---and for every hung male, I can summon 5--more hung--yet it is you men who pay to see what you can view and fondle in a Gray's anatomy---we didn't set the standards we just exploited a willing market.
 
I don't show any part of My body and yet I bet you won't write to Me because I am the woman your mother was afraid to warn you about.
 
Stop whining, pull up your big girl panties and get on with life.




Omg... where can I get a Cock shaped fishbowl?




petdave -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 8:20:30 PM)

No? Last i heard, it was still a pretty hefty* fine for showing it [&:]


*(am i gonna say "stiff"? Nope)




Luciferica -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 8:25:42 PM)

Lead us not into temptation...we do it well enough on our own..




Cuffkinks -> RE: How come men can't show thier cock for money??? (3/18/2008 8:30:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Leatherist
" needle dick bug-fuckers"


That's too funny!
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