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MontrealPhoenix -> The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 4:19:50 AM)
..was turning 35. Before that, everything was peachy-keen. I had heard that everything falls apart after 40 so i figured i had 5 years to go and it was safe to turn 35. BAM! It all went to shit. My memory started to go, my body started to fall apart, my eyesight started to fade. Before i turned 35, i had been able to eat whatever i liked without gaining weight, now if i so much as LOOK at something fattening i gain 10 pounds. Why didn't anyone warn me? Had i known, i would have stayed 35. Phoenix

pahunkboy -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 4:23:37 AM)
hun, when you loose teeth food taste different. as far as wearing out, the body can heal- tho the aging process is a ride that is better then death...

christine1 -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 4:44:11 AM)
you mean i could have stayed 35? how come no one tells me these things! i'm going to look like librarian sub after i get my much needed glasses next week. yeah, my hearing's going too...

Maya2001 -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 6:39:36 AM)
Heck glad I got passed 35 ..40 ... 45 and back to living it up like a teenager again but with more common sense

SirDragon1961 -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 6:53:36 AM)
He dips His lid: I just loved it when I got in the car and looked down to see a stomach gut! It just fell like overnight- such is age! Months prior I saw Nick Nolte (on Oprah) declare how he'd had a scrotum tuck cos his scrotum dropped so much with age that he'd crush his balls while crossing his legs. ..... (Haven't got there yet)

xxblushesxx -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 7:38:07 AM)
Don't worry about it. After you pass 40 you won't remember how you used to be so it won't matter any more. erm.. what were we talking about?[:-][&o]

sirsholly -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 9:57:07 AM)
i had a knee injury awhile ago. The Dr. told me he was suprised with the MRI results (torn acl), that this is an injury most often seen in teenagers, "not someone YOUR age". Two days later i limped in for my yearly eye exam. The smartass...i mean the Doctor said it was time for bifocals. Pass the Geritol....

SeanPony -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 9:57:42 AM)
Any day above ground is a good day :)

GreedyTop -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 10:02:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirDragon1961 He dips His lid: I just loved it when I got in the car and looked down to see a stomach gut! It just fell like overnight- such is age! Months prior I saw Nick Nolte (on Oprah) declare how he'd had a scrotum tuck cos his scrotum dropped so much with age that he'd crush his balls while crossing his legs. ..... (Haven't got there yet) suddenly, Nick isnt quite as attractive....

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 10:02:53 AM)
i like the youngins.... yum yum... stalk stalk stalk!!!!!

Muttling -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 10:05:02 AM)
Thankfully, you NEVER loose your kink......True Story... I was at a munch/ demo a few years ago. We were having it in a conference room at a local motel and they were having a woman's 85th birthday party a few doors down. I was playing door gaurd so we could avoid freaking out the 'nillas. This extremely well dressed woman in her 70's comes to the door. Mutt: "I believe the birthday party is a couple of doors down." Lady in an authoritarian voice: "Young man! Is this the BDSM demo?" Mutt: "uh.............Yes, ma'am it is." Lady: "Then I will be going in here." I'm sure she got a kick out of making the young pup stutter.

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 2:21:43 PM)
Must be possible, i know women who have been 35 for years now weg Phoenix

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 2:23:20 PM)
Hmmm, common sense? Where do i buy that? Phoenix

CuriousLord -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 2:25:32 PM)
Greatttt. I've long been asking what it's like to turn old. People keep telling me it's nothing at all. Now this seems more honest. And more scary. :P

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 2:26:03 PM)
tries to scrub the image of Nick Nolte with his scrotum down around his knees out of my mind For me it was the realisation that my favorite jeans would never fit again. Oh how the body betrays! Phoenix

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 2:27:13 PM)
Been legally blind without corrective lenses since kindergarten, and partially deaf in my right ear since third grade when that bratty girl Amanda whacked me upside the head with a metal lunchbox and ruptured my eardrum. Other than that I was doing kind of okay, but I hit 20 and then things got REALLY bad. It's like years of abusing my body suddenly caught up with me and were like "VENGEANCE IS MINEEEEEEE" I didn't even make it to 35. cries

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 2:28:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Don't worry about it. After you pass 40 you won't remember how you used to be so it won't matter any more. erm.. what were we talking about?[:-][&o] blush - i'm 45, where were you when i was still in my 30s?? Umm, not sure, why am i here???

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 2:30:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly i had a knee injury awhile ago. The Dr. told me he was suprised with the MRI results (torn acl), that this is an injury most often seen in teenagers, "not someone YOUR age". Two days later i limped in for my yearly eye exam. The smartass...i mean the Doctor said it was time for bifocals. Pass the Geritol.... winces I'll just bet that doctor was young enough to be barely out of diapers too... Phonenix

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 2:32:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Muttling Thankfully, you NEVER loose your kink......True Story... I was at a munch/ demo a few years ago. We were having it in a conference room at a local motel and they were having a woman's 85th birthday party a few doors down. I was playing door gaurd so we could avoid freaking out the 'nillas. This extremely well dressed woman in her 70's comes to the door. Mutt: "I believe the birthday party is a couple of doors down." Lady in an authoritarian voice: "Young man! Is this the BDSM demo?" Mutt: "uh.............Yes, ma'am it is." Lady: "Then I will be going in here." I'm sure she got a kick out of making the young pup stutter. 70 year old domina.....COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Phoenix

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: The biggest mistake i've ever made.... (3/11/2008 2:49:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CuriousLord Greatttt. I've long been asking what it's like to turn old. People keep telling me it's nothing at all. Now this seems more honest. And more scary. :P they LIED to you, Curious! Everything falls apart - rapidly. Avoid getting old at all costs! Phoenix

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