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Mercnbeth -> New Bedroom Technique (3/10/2008 1:19:40 PM)

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.

He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a  loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

"I found the remote," he mumbled.




Gwynvyd -> RE: New Bedroom Technique (3/10/2008 2:15:57 PM)

OMG! So fucking true!!!!!

*sighs*

Gwyn




HypnoticDan -> RE: New Bedroom Technique (3/10/2008 2:34:53 PM)

lesson learned: tv is evil.




sillyfool -> RE: New Bedroom Technique (3/10/2008 7:30:23 PM)

aw lol.  i didn't see that coming xP




Daddyslilpookie -> RE: New Bedroom Technique (3/10/2008 8:46:34 PM)

Damn that is so mean! Poor lady she thought she was going to get some.




MrSpectacular -> RE: New Bedroom Technique (3/10/2008 9:05:08 PM)

Good one!




RubberWitch -> RE: New Bedroom Technique (3/11/2008 10:19:55 AM)

Tip, Hide the remote

J




aeleberaNB -> RE: New Bedroom Technique (3/11/2008 6:03:23 PM)

Greetings:

don't just hide the remote, hide all remotes except the ones for butt plugs and other toys, or take the batteries out of the remotes and stash em some where safe lol

well wishes,
aeleberaNB




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